Benny

Hmm, looks like some light platforming, but will it have a long jump?

If it's going to be another hour of Super Mario Bros movie nonsense I'm out. Fuck Elden Ring.

VR games always have to have overwrought CG trailers when the actual game parts suck.

Pumped for Animal.

Quite nice graphics for a w(ii)eeb game

Bloody hell isn't it so depressing when a soulless executive steps up on stage to take the award for all their worker's hard work.

Why is Civvie 11 not on the content creators nominees?

Is Gran Tourismo the only good game on that "sports" list

I'm supposed to be working tomorrow fuck sake.

Feck off Blizzard.

Just now, Strafe said:

Did I just watch a hastily repurposed Stadia advert?

It was strongly giving off that energy...

Just now, Wiper said:

Sky still exists? Huh.

I wouldn't know. I've not been outside for two years.

The one guy in the audience screaming WOAH at Minsc 

Mega nerds assemble.

OH YEEEAAAH BOII

Alas, none of these games will be as good as Pentiment.

open world survival mmo type games just leave me utterly cold these days.

Do people care about the story in Tekken?

1 minute ago, Broker said:

Is god of war just going to win everything? Or are they just trying to remove the sting from Elden Ring winning game of the year?

I want God of War to win it now and I've not even played it, just for the lols

Of course God of Crowd Pleaser wins best story.

I mean it's not like Immortality came out this year or anythi... OH wait

Immortals of Aveum had the most muted applause ever

The background "story" and the reveal shot was the most generic sci fi nonsense. You can just spot a 5/10 game a mile off.

I'm going to have a nap while I wait for the Elden Ring DLC

Lets hope it's less boring this time?

OH FUCK the weeb shit has arrived