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  1. Tbh the main reason I quit smoking weed was because I was obsessed with Arkham Knight. I had completed the game but would get home after work and crush the arcade mode into the wee hours after a joint, trying to get the perfect fight on all the stages with all the characters. Weed was ruining my timing and causing me to make unforced errors and so I decided to take some time off until I had achieved my goals. Plus, I knew Batman would be disappointed in my lifestyle choices. Then once I had broken the cycle I just never bought any more weed ever again, sort of by accident. Don’t do drugs, kids, it’ll ruin your arcade mode highscores. As far as drinking goes, me and another rllmuker used to get absolutely trollied playing games online with each other quite frequently, until we both independently decided to stop doing that.
  2. You can put your phone on do not disturb, but it turns itself off if you use your phone. This is extremely annoying in V, where sometimes you will get a phone call during free roam that triggers a mission, which is wack. Sure, I was trying to do this other thing but I guess I’ll follow the yellow line on the map instead.
  3. Furthermore, most blueprints will drop from Lvl 3, so only do Lvl 3 until you run out of blueprints. Then start doing Lvl 4 to get the Lvl 4 exclusive ones. That way you won’t be spending a year getting a blueprint on a 4 you could have gotten on a 3, as LVL 4 contains the whole blueprint pool and is an order of magnitude of difficulty harder what a messy post. Oh well
  4. Yeah GTAV does it in a shit scripted way but that heist you pull off where you have the option to either be stealthy and sensible or shoot your way through the business district of LA was one of its best moments. Yesterday I had to extract a target from a heavily fortified mansion. Government troops and also the cartel were guarding it. So obviously I started sniping lone targets etc, but made a mistake and one of them discovered a body. They decided they had been betrayed by the other faction and they all started shooting each other while I kept picking them off. It was great because a bunch of cartel went inside and killed all the feds sheltering in the building. In the end I just walked up and shot the last guy through the window. It was good because I was dreading the gunfight
  5. Which took skill in and of itself, right? It’s not cheating, it’s not an exploit, it’s Batmanning the situation and it’s awesome that you were able to do that I like being able to get into a game and crush side quest stuff to get cool abilities that would take you ages to acquire just doing the main quest. Most recent example is Wildlands again. The drone is fucking shit when you start, but you’re so weak and have such poor weapons you need to use it to mark enemies so you can stealth missions. So I upgraded it more or less fully before I even took on the first Buchon. Also the sniper rifle and scope you start with was shit so I went to the inventory screen and found the equipment I wanted, and it said “Explore this area to unlock it.” So I loaded the gang in a pickup and trucked across the map, raiding intel caches and interrogating suckas until I found them. Proper behind enemy lines stuff, as both the rifle and the scope were in high security states and discovery by la Unidad spelled certain doom. Made taking down convoys trivial - 1 shot from the .50 cal beast destroys more or less any vehicle. Always classic fun no-scoping choppers. I also love guns, so good gun balancing is a turn on. It’s fine to have lots of guns in your game, but there’s nothing worse than them all being more or less the same in terms of their quality/ damage/ accuracy etc, and there’s also very little worse than two of them being excellent and the rest being terrible. For example, my MK17 is powerful and accurate, but it’s also fairly loud even when suppressed. AUG a3 is quieter but has less stopping power. HT1 can take anyone out, inc. vehicles with one shot, but is very loud and rof is slow so you have to use sync shot to take out enemies who are standing near each other. Dragunov SVD is much more rapid firing so you can eliminate groups of enemies yourself without raising the alarm, but you do really need headshots so have to be a better shot. Also being able to reliably shoot enemies through walls is sweet.
  6. I like stealth done well. I stealth-murdered every single person in a heavily occupied paramilitary base in Wildlands last night without anyone sounding an alarm. None of them had time to even tell. Almost got spotted many times but was always able to take them out in time. Wasn’t playing it safe either, was sprinting around abusing line of sight and using people as human shields to surprise rooms of enemies. Then when it was the last man standing I blew him up with C4. Yeah take that you impoverished Bolivians
  7. I am not watching any of those videos you cunts. I am going to do the thing I hate and ignore this game until it’s all patched and sexy on PS5
  8. aka the R* approach. Want to use your PC in GTA? First you must sit down at your chair which takes ages. Then you must lean forwards and tap at the keyboard, which takes ages. Want to open your safe? Strap in, it takes a million years. Red dead: four hours to kneel down by a fire and cook a single piece of meat. You have to make split point bullets ONE AT A TIME. Want to use that gun emplacement? Ok, wait for your hair to go grey while you watch an animation you can’t cancel if someone is shooting at you. Want to leave that gun emplacement? Ok, wait for your hair to go grey while you watch an animation you speed up if someone is shooting at you. Did you start reloading while someone started shooting at you? You can no longer dodge - you have to leap in the air until the animation is complete. Fucking kill yourself R* edit: while I’m here, the UI of R* games is a fucking shambles. I would say that whoever is responsible needs to be fired into the sun, but that would suggest that it’s been built by an actual team, rather than piecemeal by various people responsible for wildly different thinks, resulting in this schizophrenic Frankenstein’s monster we have. There’s no excuse for it. There’s no consistency whatsoever. For example, I have 30+ treasure maps on RD: O that I haven’t opened. I haven’t opened them because it’s super inefficient - the map is large and traveling takes forever so it stands to reason you would want to start with one that describes a treasure nearby. You can’t. You have to open the satchel, navigate to documents tab, open treasure maps, and then click on one with a name that sounds familiar. You cannot look at the world map while you do that, as it exits the satchel interface. So you click on a map, usefully titled something like Woodsman’s Sigh, and watch a video of your character opening the map. Then if you’ve fucked up and the location is down in Louisiana while you’re in New Mexico, you have to watch a video of your character putting their map away. Then you have to open the satchel menu and do it all over again. Unacceptable. There’s no “return to menu” button while you’re looking at the treasure map also every button does something slightly different depending on how long you hold it or what other buttons your currently holding or whether you’re near a horse or an officer of the law or a shoe or a campfire or a piece of rope. for example, triangle is “mount horse” unless your horse is near a policeman, at which point triangle is “tackle policeman to the ground, get off him, mount your horse, flee through the streets of New Orleans frantically whilst pursued by every gunman in Christendom, and then clippings a bollard and being projected from your horse into a streetcar. Fuck off also you automatically stop galloping or sprinting when you’re near a campfire for some reason, which is beyond maddening if you’re being shot at inexcusable. The budget for this game was staggering inexcusable
  9. QTEs Always online GaaS single-player shit, like The Division, although I loved those games Open-world Ubisoft, excluding The Division Millions of hours of cutscenes upon starting a game. For fuck’s sake, gaming surely should have moved on. This is the clunky expositional dialogue of video games. Why can’t you tell a story through actions you fucking cunt. “Here is all the backstory and character motivation.” Just tease it to is organically you bloated turds. Maybe spend more money making the game than making the movies about the game.
  10. Deafening. Constant roar of cheering and applause, which while justified, is distracting enough that I’ve put on subtitles.
  11. I’m buying a CMMG Banshee because I loved using it in the Division. So it works!
  12. Or spin her around in the Med screen and watch her tits jiggle, and then she throws up from dizziness when you unpause
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