freezycold

I loved it. 10/10. Masterful trolling.

It was definitely a movie for 5 year olds.

Only Rey can win here

It’s true, all of it. He forgot the worst scene in the whole movie though, the one that made me say “oh fucking hell gross”:

Richard E Grant’s inclusion can only mean one thing. That Star Wars takes place in the Spiceworld The Movie universe.

On reflection I did like...

Fuck me that was garbage. So much worse than I ever imagined. Absolute dog shit.

I’m absolutely awful at the card game

Yes! With the original soundtrack! It’s a Christmas miracle.

The clue gathering stuff is SO boring. If it was clever and interesting with actual investigation and discovery I wouldn’t mind, but everything is so obvious it feels like it was put together for children. And you HAVE to go through clunky dialogue telling you about something that’s staring you right in the face. The world being so dull and empty too doesn’t help, very 360 era design of going over to things and pushing a button to make a scripted event happen. Everything in the world is just waiting for you to interact with it. We’re in the systemic era of games now and this just feels ancient by comparison. Then you get past all that and think “great, time for some combat” but honestly it’s incredibly basic and frustrating. I’m already really tired of the little cutaway animations where the legion grabs the cube thing and my character feels so immobile and stuck to the ground. There’s a surprising amount of things the game expects you to do for what is actually a fairly simple combat system. What REALLY annoyed me was the section where you HAVE to do a tour of the police station. I just wanted it to be over. That stupid dog thing wasn’t helping. Also I’m wondering what kind of people put together the idea of this police force? Are we supposed to be impressed by them? They’re total assholes, snooping in on conversations (HATE that mechanic) and chasing/tying/arresting people for nothing. ALSO: yay nepotism.

Y’know, I thought I’d love this. I’m a big Platinum fan and all the videos and stuff I saw of this made it look right up my street. But.........I think it’s kind of rubbish? The controls are clunky, hate the setting, the police are fuckin narks. Can’t stand forced dialogue. The gathering clues stuff when it’s obvious/I don’t care. The stupid quizzes after doing the clues stuff. All of it just feels so tedious to me. I’m absolutely not understanding why people are raving about it so much. It’s nothing on Bayonetta.

I thought they were doing a real good job of highlighting how often What the fuck?

I hate that the thing happened. Eugh.

I saw it yesterday. Had pretty high hopes but honestly it was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I wanted to leave after about 20 mins. I’m really not understanding all the praise everyone’s giving it. The plot and script were garbage and the “charming” Pokemon filled world they built was incredibly creepy and irritating. Such a let down.

I just realised, when Thanos does the snap he has a little moment with baby Gamora presumably in the soul stone. I wonder if Banner and Tony got one as well with Nat. That would have been a niiiice touch.