Jack

© I TRACED THIS MYSELF, DO NOT STEAL

A party game where anyone can win sounds great. Everyone smiling and laughing.

It doesn't have a four player mode so it can't be the best one. Time trials are for shit compared to a multiplayer bloodbath.

A whole series of 'OOOOEWWAARGGHH SPACEMAN!!'. Total shite.

Kinect is a load of shit, but it does have the advantage of not being a shoebox strapped to your face. I'm sure there will be amazing things to play on this and the Rift, but I'm not entirely certain of the mass market appeal when people don't even like wearing lightweight 3D glasses at the cinema.

Time to plug this again: http://tinyurl.com/rllmukbnetform

Hotline Miami, but when you go to finish an enemy off, you do it by tapping the touch screen to grab their head and bash it on the ground repeatedly, then cutting their throat with the stylus.

Fuck Dispenser 5000

It's really bad. There are hardly any SNES games and still no N64 games on Wii U. There will eventually be GBA and DS games on Wii U, but not on the 3DS where they can be and should be. Modders have had GameCube and Wii backups running on the Wii U for almost a year now, and there's no sign of Nintendo selling them digitally. They could have their entire back catalogue making easy money across these two machines and it's like they don't even want to try.

Thread title gone from bad to worse btw

Fuck waiting for N64 games on the Wii U, I'm getting one of these. We just moved house and my flatmate found a long-thought-lost box with two dozen games and three pads when packing up his stuff. http://retroactive.be/tech_n64_hdmi.php

The >:< face Dredd pulls after that is classic.

It's not supposed to be funny.

I've created a community, search for 'RLLMUK'. It's open to public for now because I can't be arsed doing invites.