Hanzo the Razor

I'm utterly sick of Superheroes.

I'm pretty sure the main reason that they killed off Han Solo was because that's what Harrison Ford wanted. He wanted Han to die at the end of Empire. He wanted Han to die at the end of Jedi. Lucas kept saying no. He jumped at the chance to kill off Han. To be honest I liked the way they killed Han off. It was well acted by Ford and Adam Driver. It also had the requisite pointless, hugely dangerous bridge over a gaping chasm which has been a Star Wars trope since the original film.

Matrix 4: Chose Which 3DS Pen to Shove Up Your Bell-end.

Halloween ends when John Carpenter puts down his Xbox controller and says it has.

Tom Hanks gotta eat!

I only just noticed that he made a recent documentary about why OF&H is so popular in Serbia https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13670588/?ref_=nm_flmg_slf_6 I'll need to give it a watch. Those first few series of OF&H are pure gold. He was great in it. "Maaarleeeen!" RIP

Sigmund Freud!

Flash Gordon is a 15 now? Does Vultan get his cock out or something?

It would be vastly improved if John Tompson did his voice over in his Jazz Club voice. "They've just ran that cunt off the road so they can nick him. Niiiiiiice."

I'll let you know on the 9th of October.

That's a good long wank.

Whooooo???!!!! Arnold to Eddie Murphy: "“I should be a triplet, that could be a very funny comedy."

Yeah, that came out wrong. I mean I just want to fuck about in there. Have a root about in M's drawers. Have a suck at his pipe. I'll get me coat.

I just want to spend two an a half hours having a poke around M's office with the padded door. I've loved that room since I was a nipper watching the Moore and Connery films.