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Hanzo the Razor

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  1. I'm not sure how much it's worth but I still regret flogging it.
  2. I paid £100 for this in 2009 or 2010. Long before it was finally released in the UK. I stupidly traded it in during a big clear out a year or two ago. I've regretted it ever since.
  3. I managed to kill him last night. He wasn't going to fall back in with me so I took the cunt doon.
  4. Despite the big Knight dudes I actually find it quite a calming, beautiful area. It's very atmospheric.
  5. Which button does that?
  6. As an aside I mentioned to my wife that I had seen someone on Twitch attack and kill the shopkeeper in Majula. What I didn't expect her to do was have a go at doing it in my game while I took a piss. Sure enough she couldn't kill him. Not helped by the fact that he has his own Estus Flask to swig from. So now every time I go near him he wants to kill me. Words were had.
  7. So last night I decided to bite the bullet and face my first ever Dark Souls boss. Dragonrider I had taken a look at him before but thought I would level up a bit before tackling him. So feeling a bit more confident I decided to head back to Heide's Tower of Flame and have a bash at him. What's the worst that could happen, eh? So in I goes. Took a few swipes and got his life bar down to about three quarters before he wangered me. Tried again. Same story. Tried again. Ran boldly towards him with teeth gritted and arse going like the clappers. I took a swing. Missed. He took a big swing at me near the corner of the area. I rolled out of the way, he missed... So he straightened back up and, in classic Wile E. Coyote style, fell off the platform into the murky depths below! Deed! Doon! Gone! His life bar went from full to empty in the blink of an eye! So my first attempt at a boss in Dark Souls ended with him basically saying "Fuck this!" and topping himself! Brilliant!
  8. Not if my Tourette's has anything to do with it.
  9. Every time I hear Onion Guy mentioned I imagine Davos from GOT.
  10. So this is my first proper go at a Souls game. For some reason this has clicked with me this time. I've started DS1 and Demon's Souls before over the last few years (I even owned the original imported Demon's Souls before it's Western release but eventually sold it, which I now regret.) My wife has been watching and has been interested enough to start her own build. Even more surprisingly my four year old has had a go too! She loves exploring in BOTW so this appeals to her. My three year old is less enthusiastic. She came through from her room yesterday, took one look at the telly, said "No Dark Souls agaaaaain!!!" and buggered off back to her room!
  11. What about a second/third hand PS3?
  12. I had the volume quite low so they were fine. My four year old in particular was getting very interested.
  13. My three and four year old girls are currently glued to your Tower of Latria video. The four year old loves the "dudes in the barrels"!
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