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Hanzo the Razor

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  1. Whooooo???!!!! Arnold to Eddie Murphy: "“I should be a triplet, that could be a very funny comedy."
  2. Yeah, that came out wrong. I mean I just want to fuck about in there. Have a root about in M's drawers. Have a suck at his pipe. I'll get me coat.
  3. I just want to spend two an a half hours having a poke around M's office with the padded door. I've loved that room since I was a nipper watching the Moore and Connery films.
  4. That Region 1 DVD of The Matrix was one of the first DVDs I ever imported. Bought it and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (It was still banned in the UK in 1999). The Matrix was still in the cinema over here at the time.
  5. You can't go wrong with Live and Let Die. "Names is for tombstones baby!" The wife and I watched the final trailer for No Time to Die the other night. I said "It's obvious that Freddie Mercury is Dr No. His name's even in the title of the film!" She replied "I wouldn't know. I've never seen it." She loves Sean Connery and has seen most of the other Bond films. Never seen Dr No? Where's the divorce papers?
  6. That looks utterly God awful. From his performance in that trailer it should also be re-titled "Leonardo Di Caprio Needs a Shit".
  7. The Rock looks like a bag of walnuts pushed into a condom these days.
  8. No Xbox's to piss in back then too.
  9. I love Hearts of Stone. Some great moments and very funny.
  10. I must have watched the Argento cut at some point as I owned the US Ultimate Edition DVD set for years. I don't remember much about it though.
  11. I think he had passed away just before that episode was shown. Apparently his old Mum was in her 90s but watched TWD when he was in it.
  12. It was only when I played Tetris 99 that I realised he designed the Tetris logo. Mind blown. Poor show that they've replaced it.
  13. How many threads about how much you dislike RE8 are we going to have to endure? We get it. You don't like it. Move along!
  14. The first time my mate and I played RE1 back in 1996 we came to the bit where Barry and Jill (I think) were talking in the main area of the mansion when they hear the off screen gun shot. My mate said "He's shot his load!" and we pissed ourselves laughing. Funny the things you remember and cherish isn't it? Happy days...
  15. My challenge for today is to use "He broke his face" in everyday conversation.
  16. I saw my CPN this morning. As part of our conversation I mentioned that I had been watching one of these a night after the weans and wife go to bed. His face lit up! He said "It's brilliant isn't it! I've been recommending it to some of my other patients. It's so relaxing and you just sit with a big smile on your face during it." So there you go. Bob and Paul are good for your mental health!
  17. No thanks. I can do it on me own.
  18. Yep. And saying 6 is better than 8 is like saying you'd prefer if someone curled off a big shite in your comfy slipper. By the time you've played all of the campaigns you'll have enjoyed squelching it up through your toes as it drys and hardens, the aroma filling the room of wrongness that you occupy.
  19. There have been instances in the past where studios have held private screenings of films for people with terminal illnesses. I think it happened with one of the Star Wars films. BTW I'm very sorry to hear about your wife's illness. I hope she gets to see the film.
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