Dude Ranch

Wow, mine's been gathering dust since I got a Pro. What do they do if you've got stick rot?

Note the Suarez handball, he just can’t help it.

Phone home.

Shimmy with another well thought through pop at Woolwich. It means a lot Shimmy, it really does.

Yes, exactly. We got Mkhitaryan because we couldn't keep Sanchez and it was probably seen as saving face in some weird way. Aubameyang obvs came in off the back of Mkhitarian in the hope that they'd save our season. Our transfer policy has been terrible. Don't underestimate how incredibly rich Arsenal is, unbelievably so. Terrible management and lack of ambition right through the club.

The third City goal was sublime. It looked on the cards very early in the move. Arsenal are embarrassing. Can't really think of a single player I'd keep. Easy to refer to how much City have spent but they buy prime quality, they mean business from the top to the bottom.

This has been pathetic from Arsenal. Really, really bad.

God, I wish I had the guts for RE7.

Incredibles is my favourite animated film, I think.

Salah has been terrific and seems the kind of player no sane fan could dislike. Confusingly attractive too.

I ordered it a couple of days ago with 2 x 1kg bags of masa harina. Arrived yesterday and the press is great and actually bigger than I imagined which is a bonus. Really looking forward to trying it tonight. I'll probably make some simple quesadilla.

Will do but I haven't ordered it yet! Really want to get it from amazon cos I've got twenty quid in vouchers but a combination of no stock of the one I wanted, price of alternatives going up and joke shipping costs pissed me right off. Was looking at a bit over twenty notes and now it's nearly forty including the flour and postage. Oh well, probably order it tonight regardless.

Right, I'm getting one.

How easy is the mix to get right? Is it the same consistency as bread dough?

Cool, will do.

redbloodcel, I've seen that press on amazon and I've got a 20 quid voucher so I'll probably use them. What's the zip thing about, couldn't see a reference on that page?

Businessman, I am looking at a gnarly one. The modern looking painted presses aren't as interesting and I keep reading about the paint coming off. Kieran where do you get your flour?

Thinking of buying a tortilla press and some masa harina. Anyone on here got a press? Looks pretty easy to get good results but not ideal with regular flour apparently. We're quite enjoying homemade flat breads and dips as a beer snack but they're a bit dull and proper tortillas sounds a lot more interesting.

£142m agreed for Coutinho apparently. Bonkers.

Aaron Ramsey says hello.

I'll quite often get a massive chicken for the week. Yesterday we had a roast. Tonight is rice with chicken and mango salad, that will include finely sliced raw stringless beans, shaved carrot and a Thai dressing. Tomorrow will be chicken and mushroom pasta bake with the rest of the stringless beans. Thursday will be a jumbo egg fried rice with ginger, Chinese style seasonings, veg and the last of the chicken. I'll often do noodles with chicken and either salad or stir fry or open kebabs on wraps or flat bread with chilli crispy chicken, loads of salad, sour cream, lemon etc. Really stretches our money out at the moment and every dinner feels like a thought about meal rather than left overs.

Paging Mesut.

Documentary where Cassius Clay explains his love of brassicas.

Better to have loved and lost..

I love how that video shows Ramsey being pushed in the back with two hands but it still isn't enough evidence for the Burnley fan and the resident anti Arsenal man child nut job.