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  1. Haha! Meanwhile, I'm at the trading post, the one safe zone on the map, chucking flares around at people's request as it's dark. Then I went and sat by a fire as it was raining and I needed to keep warm. A minute later, I spotted a guy trying to go through my backpack. I jumped up, told him to fuck off, and went to aim my gun at him. The aim button did nothing. Usually, when the aim button does nothing, I click the fire button and this brings my weapon up. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten to get out of 'chucking flares around' mode'. Even more unfortunately, I'd run out of flares, but had a grenade. This resulted in me accidentally blowing up myself and the other chief. Still, the server admin guy was 30 feet away by his SUV, so it could have been much worse.
  2. I can't remember where I logged off yesterday, and I won't be home til 5:30, so I probably won't get a chance to crash it as it'll probably be either gone or in a tree by the time I get on...
  3. Indeed. I'm thinking I'll hop on a bike and head up there this evening.
  4. The walled-off one SE of Polana is the one I mean.
  5. I'm steering clear of Polana and the factory. It's a death trap at the minute by all accounts.
  6. Indeed. At the start of the Chris demo I went behind the humvee while I inverted my Y-axis. While I was in the menu screen the humvee reversed into me and knocked me over. I like the idea of not pausing while in the inventory though. That adds a bit of realism for me, having to make sure I'm safe before managing my stuff.
  7. Where'd you get the L85?? I'm logged off right in the middle of Stary...
  8. I spawned at Kamenka. With hindsight, I wish I'd gone North to Zelenogorsk, but the lure of Balota and its military buildings was too great. I got there and found an M1014 shotgun with no ammo in one of the hangers. All of a sudden three guys come in and tell me to freeze. I told them I had no ammo or gear. One looked in my pack while the other two kept the zombies away. Satisfied that I didn't have anything, they told me to go prone and roll out of there, which I did, with them cracking up. When I got outside they said I could get up and leave, so I did. I didn't go far though, and stopped to get out my hatchet, with the intention of hiding til they came out and then chopping them from behind. That's when I saw I had grenade. They were outside by this point, so I chucked it at them and legged it. It seemed like a good shot, and it looked like one was down, but I wanted a gun before going back to survey the damage/finish them off. I hit the deer stands, but they were empty. Then I heard two different types of shots coming from the hangars, so just left. Went to Cherno next, and found bugger all other than armed solo players and a guy chucking grenades and flares off the firestation roof. Went up to Novy and found bugger all. Went over to Stary and found a load of player tents among the military tents, from which I got an AKM. Also found a UAZ which needed two wheels and an engine. Just then a guy turned up with an Alice pack but no gun. I considered robbing him for it, but I didn't want him to then grab a gun and come after me while I was searching for car parts, so just said hello and went off to start my search. Found bugger all. Then had to log out.
  9. It's a little island, with a few tiny islands scattered nearby. Judging by the map there's an airfield in the middle, but I never managed to get near it...
  10. I knew exactly where I was being shot from. Everywhere
  11. Yeah. It turns out I'm absolutely terrible at combat. Killed two people. Died about ten times. And one person I killed was running away from me in a straight line. The other was already unconscious.
  12. Did the same, on my second playthrough. Though I seem to remember the Good Soul bit taking exactly 100 million attempts.
  13. Ice creams! Genius. Was his name Crazy Zombie Medic? He was the guy who said hello and gave that crazy Swedish guy a Bizon ("EPIC GUN!") clip at the airfield.
  14. It wasn't the most well-oiled operation, but it was fun. They were out in the open with the bus and heli. There were only two of them at the vehicles, so me and MB charged in while the others took covering positions. It looked pretty funny, with MB telling them to leave the vehicles and them shouting back in high-pitched Swedish. Especially because we had to constantly run around to avoid the million zombies we'd aggroed. MB gave them 10 seconds to leave and when they didn't we opened fire. Unfortunately I was in 3rd person view and so hadn't noticed I'd needed painkillers until I'd brought my gun up. I got off a few shaky M14 shots before being insta-killed by their snipers, along with MB. Sounds like the rest of team clusterfuck managed to finish everyone off though. Nice work. I respawned by Elektro and grabbed some bits and bobs, but then had to log out. I'm liking this server. Other than losing the M14 I don't even mind when I die, as it's usually in a fun way like this rather than by getting shot on sight for no reason.
  15. I didn't. By the time I got there two guys told me to leave and I ran away like a girl. And then got lost in the woods.
  16. A lot of people were complaining about lag yesterday.
  17. I have the soldier skin with the red beret, and it's low-res. I had no weapon, and thought I was heading to Gorka, when a Swedish guy in a white pickup stopped and started beeping at me. We had a chat about skins and donations, and then he gave me an M1911 and a compass and asked me to drive him to the NW airfield. Turns out we were actually by Stary, so checked that out. Then I drove him up to the airfield where he found me an AKM while I sat in the car. While we were looting the hangars two guys showed up on an ATV and scrambler. The guy I was with asked if they had a Bizon mag, and they gave him one (oo err) and then drove off. My guy was weirdly excited about it and kept saying "EPIC GUN" while shooting every zombie he could see. I left him to it while I checked out the rest of the hangars. I found him a couple of clips for his DMR, but when I went back he'd gone. I guess I'd gone out of range and he'd thought I'd left him. I checked the player list but I didn't see his name, so I have no idea what happened to his truck. I ran to the barracks with the bench in the doorway and lost nearly all my blood trying to get over it, with zombies hitting me from behind. There was bugger all in there, and after I'd killed the billion zombies I legged it out of there to Vybor. If anyone is near Vybor I could do with a transfusion. And I picked up a CZ50 sniper rifle if anyone wants it.
  18. Sorry MB, closed mumble just as you said something about getting stuff off my body. If you've got room for the M14 that would be amazing. Otherwise don't risk it. Cheers.
  19. 27" iMac 2.7GHz Quad Core i5-2500S 12GB Ram Radeon HD 6770M Windows 7 64bit I have no idea how that compares! I have a second monitor, that I have the map open on. Dunno if that affects performance too.
  20. And miss out on getting killed by cows, launching zombies a mile into the air, and getting broken legs by bumping into someone on a step?
  21. This game makes me wish I had a powerful PC. I play it on a 27" 2011 iMac. Fantastic screen, but isn't designed for games I play it on the second lowest resolution on offer (dunno what it is exactly) and it looks pretty hideous. I once whacked it up to 2560x1440 and it looked incredible. Unfortunately, it was like wading through glue. It must be amazing to play it at high resolution.
  22. What's the problem? I assumed you would have fixed it and flown it somewhere else by now. Some King you are!
  23. Gaaaaaah. Why did I have to set up my computer in my bedroom? My woman wanted to go to sleep, so I had to log off. Flipping great fun, too. We all found ourselves scattered around stary, which was mental. At first MB had found a car and was looking for a wheel for it. Then a couple of guys turned up on a motorbike and kept MB away while they fixed and took the car for themselves. Then a camper van came along, which we tried unsuccessfully to rob. Loads of people were running around. It was mental. Three guys turned up in a car, and we tried to rob that too. But in true Clusterfuck style RMG and Strat ended up blowing it to smithereens, incinerating two of the passengers, and I mistakenly shot a bystander in the face. Eventually we headed off, when a guy called village jumped on mumble and said he was at Skalisty Island with broken legs, and was lying next to a helicopter. Despite it sounding like the most obvious trap in the world, we made our way there. Sure enough, there was a helicopter, with a guy lying nearby with broken legs I patched him up, and then me and MB set off on a bike to look for parts to repair a heli. Strat set off north east on foot to look too, and then five minutes later declared that he'd accidentally run north west instead, towards the airfield After several unsuccessful lootings of towns, someone (Martin?) found the main part needed. Me and MB continued looking for scrap. Then I had to log off
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