benadrylmorningsong

Hell yeah, escort missions make everything better!

"Allegedly, I can't even think of the words to describe how I feel about that one..."?

Uh... What? People can choose to convert to Islam or any other religion at any time.

Now I'm picturing Christina Hoff Sommers strapped into a powerloader facing off against a colossal acid-spitting Anita Sarkeesian.

I found what I think was a 'safe zone' in mission 7 last night and despite being pretty much certain that the game was giving me a breather so I could solve an environmental puzzle I was shitting bricks the entire time. It's the most oppressive game I've ever played.

This Game Boy I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first Social Justice War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make Game Boys. Up till then people just carried Game and Watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Eron Gojoni on the day he set sail for 4Chan. It was your great-grandfather's Game Boy and he played it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, put the Game Boy in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Davis A