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joe bazooka

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  1. Could be too far away from the Switch. If it's behind the telly or something.
  2. Yeah, Odyssey sure did miss a level like Mario 64's castle!!
  3. Well, it was that or send it off to be fixed anyway. I didn't absolutely smash it. Just hit it in the table harder than I was comfortable with. It worked is the point.
  4. Are they wandering off or just not returning to centre? Mine wasn't returning to centre so I twatted it on the table and that fixed it. They're tough little things.
  5. Was ready to delete this fucking game but fired it up one last time. Had a wander around and then bought the long nail? What a difference that made! I mean, what difference that made? A pixel longer than the other one. Then I fell in a pond I don't even know if I should/could cross five times and then I deleted the fucking game. Downloaded Picross to settle my nerves.
  6. Think I've got those things. Got dash and steady. Just don't know where to go next. It's like, there's a thing that says yiu can fit something in it. Then I found a thing that says it can be slotted into something. Bingo, I'll do that. Nope. Or I got the downward dash. There's a bit of unsteady ground in that mine! Bingo! Nope. Took me eight weeks to work out how to bounce on those berries. Somebody then told me you can bounce on spikes but like fuck am I gonna die a thousand times bouncing on spikes without knowing if it actually goes anywhere.
  7. Been playing this for about 12 hours. Absolutely hated it at first but just recently I began to truly detest it. Only kept going because I heard good things. I'm stuck as fuck. I'd google but google what? Where am I stuck? Seeing as I've no clue what I'm supposed to be doing I don't know. I've unlocked about 5 areas and... Now what. The fast travel things are about half an hour apart! Fuck this game. I think the controls are horrible too. Yeah, I hate this game.
  8. I think they should have done exactly what they did because that massive fuck up has resulted in the best Nintendo console of all time!
  9. I feel, before the Switch, people expected their handheld games to look quite a bit less fancy than they do on a HD home console. But let's go with what you're saying. The WiiU hardware/message wise was a mess? Okay, I can agree with that. So it's fair to say that to overcome such a mess you'd need one fucking great fucker of a launch title. NSMBU wasn't that.
  10. Yeah, Nintendo Land was another reason.
  11. But the first few didn't look uninspired. Like, looking uninspired only happens after you've released a few similar looking games!
  12. I think most of that was people buying a WiiU because it was a Nintendo console and wanting a game. That's why I bought it.
  13. There are no facts, are there? We're obviously just guessing. I think there's a decent chance the WiiU would have done better had it launched with something great looking like BotW or Odyssey. But who knows. We know the WiiU tank tank tanked. I reckon part of that was because it launched with a 2D game indistinguishable from the Wii version. But yeah, who really knows!
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