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Jumble Jumble

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  1. Space worms do illogical things when they've got scared people inside them.
  2. Bet that's shit then. Alright Grandad, keep your teeth in.
  3. He's gonna snog Leia in a bit. Now that's a problem.
  4. I don't care if you criticise it, or if you hate it. I care that you have one rule for one film and one for another. "Poking fun" my arse, none of those points are funny. What's the Wampa eating? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh a tauntaun. Yeah makes sense.
  5. Well yeah. I can imagine a lot more scenarios in which Like's lightsaber comes free while his body in motion, than in which it suddenly detaches while his body is hanging motionless.
  6. I wouldn't normally mention the P word. But when you're picking ridiculously pedantic holes in a film, it comes off as really rich when you spent such a long time graspingly "explaining" gaping chasms in another movie. Just apply those same justifications to this movie. Not to do so would be intellectually dishonest. To be clear: this isn't "yeah but you liked Prometheus so your opinion is invalid". It's "but aren't you the person who is happy to internally paper over the cracks in a story in order to indulge the spirit of the script?".
  7. It's not like that at all. You are saying things are stupid when with a different film you said that much stupider things weren't stupid. I mean honestly, the placement of the lightsaber. It fell there at some point. We're not saying you should like Empire because it's better than Prometheus. We're saying you didn't mind gaping holes in one film, so you shouldn't mind smaller (to non-existent) holes in another. Every point about Luke's you raise is easily explained by the same reason you gave for every time someone did something stupid and nonsensical in Prometheus: people behave irrationally when they're scared or under pressure. And all the other points aren't even holes, they're just things you haven't applied any thought to.
  8. I've edited my post, go back and read it again! You have no idea how often a Wampa needs to eat. The lightsaber could have fallen there BEFORE Luke was hung up. Seriously, with Prometheus you defended way stupider things with much tenacity.
  9. He's eating Luke's tauntaun isn't he? The stuff about which way up the lightsaber fell: fucking hell. Go back and read some of the stuff where you bent over backwards to give all the absolute bullshit in Prometheus a pass. Especially perhaps the bits where people did illogical things because "they were scared".
  10. Lana Del Rey would be a great call yeah. I want a Lady Gaga one too, she'd smash it.
  11. And Sam Smith is? Bleurgh.
  12. My son has most of the previous Hot Wheels. He likes them. They're just cool SW-y looking cars.
  13. There's also a guy who explains everything about the poker as the game continues, so you don't have to know anything about the game to understand what's going on.
  14. If you have to leave it in its box for it to be worth loads in the future, then that doesn't really add perspective to whether it's too much money for something to play with.
  15. I'm gonna laugh if you guys all spend hundreds on BB-8 toys and he turns out to be the Jar Jar of the new films.
  16. I'm fine with Netflix becoming HBO, though I'm not much of a TV guy so they may lose me. But I do really still want the Spotify Of Movies that we need so badly.
  17. They basically seem to want to become HBO.
  18. That's not balls of steel, that's a complete lack of both professionalism and respect.
  19. Yeah. Or imagine if Threepio hadn't gone with them for no reason whatsoever. Seriously who takes a golden translator robot on a combat mission?
  20. I've PMd jonamok with some hopefully-helpful hints.
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