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  1. Liane: Eric, sweetie, there's a bunch of people showing up in our backyard saying something about a meeting? Cartman: Yeah Mom, I'm holding a meeting for all the people who loved The Passion as much as I did. Liane: Oh, that's great, sweetie. Cartman: Tell them I'll be down shortly Liane: Okay, hon. Cartman: [wields his short whip] Töten sie die Juden. Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind! Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson. [looks up at Mel Gibson poster]
  2. Me: Don't say it. Please don't say it. Please God don't let him say it. Harold wearing nothing but a dressing gown: Oh uh, hehe, turns out I didn't need them. WINKWINK Me: *face implodes from cringing too hard*
  3. At least Batman and Robin had a budget that covered more than a digital camcorder from Dixons and a smoke machine.
  4. The new 'shittest movie ever made, ever'. Worse than Mission Impossible 2 and worse than The Day After Tomorrow. Every now and again there was a laugh for what was essentialy Harry Enfields old toff sketch, and for Rik Mayall saying 'fuck', but thats it.
  5. Pretty accurate episode all round then...
  6. Santa Claus:The Movie (the one with Dudley Moore and Hyacinth Buckets sister) is the movie that officially makes it christmas for me. It's a woefully bad film, but each year I can always watch it through the eyes of my four year old self.
  7. Worth it for the "Don't mention the war movie" gag alone
  8. I liked it for what it was. A parody of itself. Moments like arnie putting on the elton john style glasses established that.
  9. Just saw this today, fantastic. It starts out pretty slow, looking like it's going to be a single hour and a half long joke. ie: santa takes a slug of whiskey everyother word, most of which are shit or fuck. And to some extent...it is. But I was literally in tears of unable-to-breath laughter at a few scenes.
  10. I'v tried time and time again over the last year to complete metroid prime. But it's-just-too-dull. I really want to enjoy it, I can appreciate that there's plenty there for others to enjoy. But it just doesn't hold me. er, actually, looking at my shelf..I havn't completed a single gamecube game. (well, SMS, but with the minumum number of shines). Didn't even get past the third room in REmake cause it creeped me out
  11. So who is the mystery talk radio host then? Lazlow? Amy? Maurice?
  12. The 'videogame culture' bit reminds me of the official Dreamcast magazine. Which was incredibly pretentious and shit. I bought every single issue mind, but only for the demo disc.
  13. makkuwata


    The getaway. Every time you play it's a whole new wacky experience. I remember having to go into a police station and kill some guy, but after shooting him at least 10times he just kept coming. I had no ammo left so I ran out of the room to find another gun. As i was returning to the room where I last saw him I heard a lot of gunfire. Amazingly an image of myself came limping round the corner having just killed the target. I followed myself about the police station as I [he] shot up the place, killing everyone in my [his] path. Eventually I [he] walked into an empty room and just stood there. With the original target dead, the mission was already complete, but I had no acknowledgement of it. So I just shot myself, as it were. And as the body fell to the ground it transformed into the original target (who was already lying dead in another room) But the game seemed to think I did something right, as it ended the mission.
  14. Superman died, and now we're replacing him.
  15. Just yarred it myself. The dicks/pussies/assholes speech is just about the best thing evar! Click For Spoiler We're dicks! We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the film actors guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole...is a dick...with some balls. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves...because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world. But I do know, that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit
  16. Isn't that what the actors get paid for though?
  17. I realised yesterday, while standing in a queue at tesco, that I will associate pineapples with Hitler's ass until the end of my days. I don't really have any strong opinions on how good or bad the movie was, but it certainly had a lasting effect.
  18. The only time I can remember tearing up in years. and it's a fukin cartoon
  19. Pokémon Blue/Red (GB) - The follow up titles probably improved the basic formula, but in a very EA sort of way. Which is a shame as it seems to have damaged the reputation of the game in some quarters. I took the blue version on holiday with me when it first came out, for something to do while trapped in airports and on planes. By the time I got back from the 10 day trip I had clocked up around 40 or so hours. After the merchandising assault of Star Wars proportions i'd be surprised if anyone didn't know the object of the game is to adventure about collecting creatures called pokémon, using your captured collection to do battle with those in the wild in order to weaken them for capture, aswell as doing battle with other pokémon trainers for shits and giggles. It looks like fairly repetitive stuff on paper, but the subtleties of the "rock, paper, scissors" battle system and the obligation to "catch 'em all" make it dangerously addictive (I lost 6% of my holiday to it!). "Gotta catch 'em all" wasn't just marketing spiel.
  20. Sadly she',ll always be the irritating 13yr old in Jumanji to me.
  21. Yeah. Fuck. That was the point where i realised Hollywood and computer games havn't completely desensitized me to violence.
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