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Space Renegade Ulala

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  1. *a bottle bobs along the surf, washing up on the Durotar shoreline - inside is a rolled-up piece of paper* *you replace the stopper and throw the bottle back into the sea*
  2. He was a delight in The Man From UNCLE, he just isn't given anything to do here except look uncertain and miserable, poor fella.
  3. Fuckin' A. A remake of the first three with the hilarious live action stuff of the latter too would be perfect. Andrea Grey, ace reporter (and hard as nails commando field woman) to the rescue. The mission where a drunk Boris Yeltsin drives a limo with Bill Clinton in the back fleeing from Russian coup forces was gold, I tell ya.
  4. W&D feels a bit try hard at times but it still has its moments. His stuff on Thor and Journey Into Mystery was fantastic, and Siege in the Battleworld event was grand. Plus he brought back Death's Head after years in the doldrums so he gets an all time pass from me.
  5. 90s black suit Mulletman is the only thing that could redeem this franchise now. Go on, 'enry, embrace it.
  6. You fool, buddy! Don't let yourself get exploring anywhere you are not able to take off from in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner. I saw a very veggie T-Rex earlier. Lovely chap, just pottered about making endearing noises. So far I've had more aggro from little bastards than anything bigger than a cow.
  7. I am stranded on a radioactive hellscape. I have named it... ..Cleethorpes.
  8. Oho! Trouble at t'mill! The Rock posted this up recently: "This is my final week of shooting Fast & Furious 8. There's no other franchise that gets my blood boiling more than this one. An incredible hard working crew. Universal Studios Entertainment has been great partners as well. My female co-stars are always amazing and I love 'em. My male co-stars however are a different story. Some conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don't. The ones that don't are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses. When you watch this movie next April and it seems like I'm not acting in some of these scenes and my blood is legit boiling - you're right. Bottom line is it'll play great for the movie and fits this Hobbs character that's embedded in my DNA extremely well. The producer in me is happy about this part. Final week on FAST 8 and I will finish strong." So, who do we reckon he's talking about? It's hard to imagine it's Vin, Ludacris, or Tyrese given he's worked with them 3 times already and the whole sense of family around the cast. Maybe the Stath? Kurt Russell? Kristofer Hivju perhaps? My money's on Scott Eastwood, he kinda has a punchable look about him
  9. Wait, what the fuck? Is Ser Friendzone playing Wesker? That's the funniest thing I've seen in any film all year.
  10. Surely it can only be a matter of time before Gwen Toole shows up, kills Ambush Bug and reality swallows itself entirely.
  11. Cripes, seeing how old Mila looks there makes me feel old.
  12. On a scale of 1/10 for flawless execution, I got a -9 because I messed this up so so bad I feel like crawling into a pit of fire ants. Was really enjoying it as well, wish I could give it another go so my final memory isn't of 47 huddled on the balcony of a Parisian building getting shot to bits by dozens of French Fuzz in almost some kind of belated revenge for that time in Contacts where I made chumps out of their SWAT team.
  13. I'm not even going to bother this year, been burned too many times seeing the same old shit every other pre-season.
  14. Kinda mad about DeBlanc, I rather liked the actor playing him, plus I was looking forward to him and Fiore opening a casino following their exile and doing lines of coke off strippers' arses.
  15. The main issue with the Sonic 2 special stages was if you brought Tails with you you had a higher ring target to get *and* had to think 2 seconds ahead so the stupid little bastard didn't get smashed by the bombs you were easily avoiding. It was doable but an immensely frustrating pain until you learned every curve of the tunnels.
  16. Funnily enough, was just reading about her today. Her left arm was paralysed and withered, so they removed it a few months later. The skin around the left side of her face was degloved, her eyesocket was shattered but you'd barely know it looking at her now, the surgeons did an amazing job considering. She's got a long way to recover but she's doing really well given what she's been through.
  17. Jinkies, Animosity is all kinds of fantastic, best #1 I've read in aaaaaaages.
  18. I'd argue it would have been perfectly okay for Warner to jump straight into a Justice League film, the main trinity of Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman are as iconic as such characters get and really don't require any degree of introduction, whereas Marvel were left with what was at the time considered their B-tier characters (Hulk excepted) so a more measured build up to introduce these guys before putting them together made sense. A Justice League story could use Cyborg as the focus and audience PoV character, the new guy stepping up to the big leagues, seeing behind the curtain and giving us glimpses at the people behind the legend, whatever. Introduce the Flash by having him be friendly, approachable whereas Superman might be too awe-inspiring and Batman simply too standoffish and terse/know-it-all. Get all this shit out of the way in the first 30-40 minutes, spend the rest of the film saving the world or whatever.
  19. Fucking megalol at the ridiculous spergelord from Kentish Town moaning about the film's 'issues' later going on to be the writer of the execrable Aliens vs Predator film. Amendments and Corrections: We reported Mr Spergelord was the scriptwriter for Alien vs Predator. It transpires Mr Spergelord only wrote the first initial script and treatment for an AvP film and pitched it to 20th Century Fox, who sat on it for several years before passing it over to Paul Anderson, who rewrote it entirely in turn. We apologise for any confusion caused, and any feelings of emotional distress caused to Mr Spergelord.
  20. I'd normally say avoid any WoW related story like the plague but this is actually a surprisingly decent little tale setting up the new expansion, where Khadgar chases Gul'dan to the Broken Isles, leading to Gul'dan finally calling Kil'jaeden out on his shit over his other self's death and deciding to go it alone...
  21. "Robbie's Quinn ends up being grating" So sounds like she nailed the character at least.
  22. Yeah, boy did I back the wrong horse there or what!
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