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  1. It’s an on- rails FPS in disguise. I’m quite enjoying it.
  2. If you’re watching Netflix/prime/iPlayer etc then I think it’s pretty normal, maybe even high.
  3. I hadn’t thought much about fonts but yeah, the Xbox UI is still a clusterfuck.
  4. When I was at school there was a fierce Sega vs Nintendo war. Thankfully, I was on the right side of history siding with the latter. Now I don’t care, especially since - in homage to the violently themed felt tip pen drawings of my youth - Sonic regularly gets the shit kicked out of him regularly in Smash Bros, the only side hustle that silly blue blur can get these days. As for PS5 vs Series X, I definitely feel the former, as someone who likes new things. is a bigger draw to me. It feels like new tech and has had some great first party games and a controller that - w
  5. What’s a good cheap third party dock that won’t brick a switch?
  6. I remember thinking at the time “we’ve had great physics puzzles since Half Life 2 and that was in 2004” so who knows what they were thinking with this
  7. Also, not a spoiler but a lot of the reviews seem to suggest the second half isn’t as good as the first. I didn’t think that. If anything it was better and the graphics go up a further notch once you get to the factory.
  8. Guys, it’s synced now, I have the trophy. No need to worry anymore.
  9. Completed it, mate. Thing is, I completed it on standard difficulty and unlocked the associated ‘Best Dad Ever’ achievement. I have a notification saying I did and the auto video record of me doing it. But it’s not unlocked the actual trophy and it says it’s not been achieved in my list. Has anyone else had this? It unlocked the ‘Best Dad’ achievement for completing on any difficultly (which you’d get from playing any level anyway or just casual). Tried restarting my PS5 and syncing trophies with the network but didn’t work. Anyone have any ideas?
  10. Hot take: Whilst it feels good, the carbine isn’t that great. Especially rising pitch which takes an age to ramp up and hinders movement. It’s a lot better with the armour piercing/heavy ammo upgrade that turns it into a semi auto with a smaller magazine. Second hot take: The pistol side arm is rather good. I used one to take down the third boss. Complaining about the “starting pistol” shouldn’t be a thing because it’s level will be matched to the enemies you’re fighting against early doors.
  11. Data cubes have to be put into a data cube machine - there is one of those machines per level. (On the first level it's after Phrike so if you find a data cube in area 1 you'll have to murder him again). Data cubes must be put into a machine in the same biome they were found in. eg: If you pick up a cube in area 1 and go to area 2 you'll lose it. You can only carry 1 data cube at a time but can deposit multiple if you find more than 1 in the same biome (I've found 2 in an area once and deposited both successfully). If you pick up a data cube whilst carrying one, it will replace
  12. Completed it, mate. I’m going to say that the final boss isn’t particularly hard. None of them are really once you get the patterns sorted. In fact I died most on the first one but I guess that was because I was new to the game. I died far more times during the levels than I did at the bosses. 1st boss was probably 5 or 6 attempts. 2nd boss first attempt 3rd boss second attempt 4th boss first attempt 5th boss second attempt - though I used a reconstructor so was able to go straight back to him after the first fail. You’re at the mercy of
  13. I did it first time reading this guy so I knew what his patterns would be. Maybe it’s cheating but he’s dead and I’m not (well I am, about 28 times now but you get my point) I only found the third phase tricky so hopefully you’ll have a couple of health canisters by then. https://www.powerpyx.com/returnal-boss-guide-all-bosses/
  14. If it makes you feel any better I did Ixion on my first attempt.
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