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The Grand Pursuivant

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  1. Honestly, it’s a game that rewards mistakes. In my last campaign, during the final bottle, I screwed up massively and managed to get one of my hunters in trouble. He was standing next to his mystic father, who was basically essential to my whole battle plan. The game offered me the choice of letting the hunter die, or having his father die in his place. I think you know what I chose. I won the battle in the end. But it took way longer than it should have. Even though I had no intention of doing so before the fight, I upgraded the father and the sons legendary status at the end of the campaign. A worthy sacrifice requires honour.
  2. I knew I liked this game about 20 minutes in. In terms of intro, you pick your characters, then the story starts for whichever campaign you decide to play. How long it takes you to start depends on your reading speed and how long you want to spend looking at the artwork in the story panels! It’s also very kind with saving. Can save at pretty much any point in the game.
  3. I bought this a couple of weeks ago and have put 40 hours in to it already. Absolutely great game, and you really feel attached to the characters you take through the stories. The way the game is designed basically guarantees that they'll have some unique or quirky aspect to them that you'll remember for when you can recruit them in other stories. My favourite character so far is one I played in my first game and I have recruited in every game since if I get the chance. In the first story, her head transformed in to a crow. And then she got cursed with a rat's tail for trying to steal a magical artefact. She's had all kinds of mad adventures since then, but I don't want to spoil the game any more than I already have. If you like fantasy even a little bit this is a must buy. If you're a DnD nerd, then this is a why haven't you bought it yet, you absolute moron?
  4. This pitch is so awful it's injuring multiple players out of nowhere.
  5. Yarmolenkos was a scorcher, no doubt, but the technical ability for Insigne to produce that shot from that position, whilst carrying the ball, is kind of blowing my mind.
  6. Milan Baros is way better at saving penalties than scoring them.
  7. I'm only reading this thread for your reactions.
  8. I work at a SEND school. I actually, genuinely got punched in the face by a student today. I enjoyed watching this weeks episode less than that.
  9. THIS SHITFUCKING ESCAPE ISN'T GOING VERY SHITFUCKING WELL! HAVE FAITH, THE SHITFUCK THIS SHOW IS ABOUT WILL SHITFUCKING SAVE US WHAT SHITFUCKING REASON DO YOU SHITFUCKING HAVE TO SHITFUCKING THINK THAT THIS SHITFUCK WILL SAVE US? IT SHITFUCKING HAPPENED OFF THE SHITFUCKING SCREEN! SHIT THE SHUTFUCK UP!
  10. HEY TILLY? WHERE THE SHITFUCK IS MICHAEL?! SHE'S SHITFUCKED OFF WITHOUT SHITFUCKING TELLING ANYONE AGAIN. THAT SHITFUCKING SHITFUCK! SHE DISOBEYED MY SHITFUCKING ORDERS! YOU SHOULD SHITFUCK HER TO THE SHITFUCKING ADMIRAL I TOTALLY SHITFUCKING SHOULD. SHOULD I TELL HIM HOW MUCH OF A SHITFUCK YOU ARE FOR NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD SHITFUCKED OFF UNTIL I SHITFUCKING ASKED YOU? NO. OK!
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