Fierce Poodle

It could have just as easily been the pic n mix in a “posh” box idea.

I thought Barbarian, after a promising first section, was piss poor.

That looks ace. Weird that there’s another show called ‘The Swarm’ on the front page at the moment. What are the odds?

Final tonight. Everyone super jazzed?

Shoving grenades in their mouths then exploding them with a well-aimed headshot is one of life’s greatest pleasures.

Wouldn’t mind seeing that as a future task.

Well, they openly admitted at the end that they were jealous of his achievements! Really enjoyed listening to his anecdotes about his involvement in games development particularly. The Alien Isolation stuff was fascinating.

Resident Evil - Welcome to Raccoon City Everyone complained that the previous series of Resident Evil films felt nothing like the games. Then they produce this which is basically a bunch of scenes and characters from the games remixed into some tedious, tension-free mush. Absolute dog shit. 1/5

No, I know exactly what you mean. I feel like I’ve tried to give this genre of game a good crack of the whip, but they do nothing for me. As soon as you go into combat and all those menus appear my cock goes completely flaccid. On the other hand, I can’t get enough of games like Skyrim. Go figure.

I just don’t think JRPGs are for me. The only one I’ve ever enjoyed was Skies of Arcadia on Dreamcast which I completed. I played the demo of this and the first one, as well as the first 5 hours of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 recently and, lovely visuals aside, they all left me cold. For this demo, I think I chose the same character as you, the female thief. Got to the point where you fight your rival on a rooftop. Couldn’t skip the tedious dialogue before the fight. Died both times I tried it despite buying the best available equipment and using all the skills available to me. Fuck this shit.

I bet you say that every year.

The whole Baroness thing was weird too considering she has been referred to as Karren throughout the series.

It really is preposterous that we got down to the final five and there were still candidates who didn’t know the difference between profit and turnover. Even I’ve worked that out by now and I’ve got all the business sense of Clive Sinclair.

Was the original any good?

2 was absolute dog shit.

Why does everything they design in this show look like actual excrement? In this case, a dog food that resembles diarrhoea.

They should have some element of tension and suspense though? The original had plenty of that. I also thought the whole meta we’re in a horror movie thing was utterly daft and annoying in this whereas it was done really well in the original.

Watched the 2022 version on the weekend. Absolutely dreadful. My daughter who is normally scared shitless by these sort of films was pissing herself laughing at how bad it was.

Can’t be any worse than that Eddie Izzard abortion a few years ago.

Possessor was ace.

Scream (2022) Absolute fucking garbage. 1/5

“Me Want Woman’s Punani”

Double firing lets gooooo

“Looks like someone’s crapped out a mint Aero”

Jesus Christ, this Venom thing is a fucking shitshow. I cannot believe what I am watching here.