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Alex W.

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  1. Clearly nobody has anything to say about Demon’s Souls and no interest in discussing it.
  2. It’s in the context of the sad reality that PS5 games have separate 60 FPS and high quality graphics modes, instead of a single mode that does both. I’ve never read that meme as complaining that you don’t have both of whatever options at once. This wasn’t meant to be a whole thing.
  3. Does Chris Schilling think the “why not both?” meme means “why don’t we have both?”, instead of a rhetorical “why don’t we do both?”.
  4. Just noticed that the Xbox subscriber cover was silver, and the PS5 subscriber cover is either gold, confirming Edge’s blatant and repeated bias towards Sony, or bronze, confirming Edge’s blatant and repeated bias towards Microsoft.
  5. The expedition thirteen strong of grumpuses is right here.
  6. So is the inside back cover a magic eye thing or a where’s Wally thing? I still haven’t found last month’s.
  7. I am absolutely here for full page glossy photos of games systems I don’t own. Look at page 74. Woof.
  8. Because the purpose of media criticism is not solely to tell you what to spend your money on, particularly in an era where subscription services like Game Pass and Apple Arcade make such decisions moot.
  9. I just got the bow, and the volley-targets-last-shot bonus for novelty value, but then I got the bonus that gives you more than twice as many volley arrows, and then bonus after bonus on Special damage, and then to add to the carnage, the bonus that adds a boost to every shot that hits after the first. I was having so much fun it should be illegal. And the game still put me in my place. I’ve crossed that handheld game threshold where I’m going to be playing a couple of hours of this a night until I run out of content. The last time that happened I 100%ed Peace Walker twice.
  10. I literally said that they couldn’t measure it. Give it a rest!
  11. I think the noise level isn’t zero but it is unmeasurable for most of the outlets testing it, as it’s lower than the ~30db of background noise you get in an office, even at a few inches from the console. At least that’s what I saw in the few reviews that bothered to try.
  12. I want to draw intriguing analogies to the way that the Dems and Republicans in the US became at once very similar and increasingly polarising until that polarisation exploded with the election of Trump. But I immediately start imagining Sony or MS launching the Donald Trump of games consoles and I can’t stop thinking about it.
  13. I think we all know that he googled that to look for some extra reason to be insulted. And even if actually Spacehost had happened to creatively mangle his name in to something that matched a small SE England disabled children’s’ charity that Aspel had worked with, it would take some degree of uncharitable thinking to assume that was anything but a coincidence. (I doubt that Spacehost has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Kent’s children’s’ organisations.) In any case he’s very clearly not as not bothered as he’s making out and he needs to take a break from the thread.
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