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  1. Downed the second one which I enjoyed a lot more than the first one. It all seemed so new and different that I felt somehow bewildered by the controls and the camera but I really settled into the swing of things for the second one and loved every minute. That's it for tonight. Don't want to rush this one too much...
  2. That's what I used. Mind you, it's pretty frightening to suddenly have the tank burst from the smoke and nearly mow you down as you frantically try to plant the charges.
  3. Bloody hell! Michael Biehn's in it. I thought he was dead.
  4. Completed the Russian campaign on Veteran and I felt like I'd fought a war by the end of it. You have to play with a lot more patience and every slow, gradual inch of ground you gain against the Hun in extended firefights feels like a small victory. I love it.
  5. Fair play to the fella. He got to bone Kelly Le Brock when she was hot. If anything, I find his later stuff tragically amusing. The last one of his I saw was Exit Wounds. It's funny seeing him beat the crap out of guys who are so obviously in better shape than him and could -- in reality -- knock him out cold just by breathing on him. However, Exit Wounds seemed to feature a fair few baddies dying by being impaled on spikes and other protrusions, through any number of body parts. You don't get cool shit like that in action movies any more. Exit Wounds, for that, I applaud you.
  6. I bought this yesterday from Music Zone (for a cheap as chips £3.97) on the strength of this thread and watched it last night. I'd already seen it at the pictures but was blown away all over again. The technobabble people mentioned... was this the bit with the particle accelerator machine that kills the copies? I feel this would have been better if the conversation had gone something along the lines of... "It took me 2 weeks to make this machine." "What does it do?" "It kills them." Overall, a great movie. And good to see a proper, complex relationship in a film. Instead of two people just meeting and fucking (although they did do that as well!!).
  7. Mine was despatched yesterday from Gameplay, so hopefully there'll be some gaming goodness on the doormat when I get back from work.
  8. I don't think Salma's ever looked sexier either. Even with her tits out in Desperado.
  9. Who knows what the above game is about...
  10. And a bear humping a pig. Don't forget that. Jesus, this cover is pure fucking filth. Someone call Jack Thompson.
  11. Kate: Are you okay? Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
  12. Um Bongo! They drink it in the Congo! You need a bacon sandwich first mate! I don't remember the lyrics being like that!
  13. Whilst I do find her attractive, she is a bit of a bone rack. Maybe she's got a tiny, horrid, shapeless bottom. With arse bones sticking out where there should be two big rosy cheeks of bum flesh. Or something.
  14. I won't be watching the movie any time soon then. It's probably easier if I just search for Keira Knightley's tits on Google. Even if they are like fried eggs.
  15. I ended up with a headache after watching Man on Fire. The camera would just not stay still. So if Domino's anything like that, I'm glad I haven't seen it.
  16. Shoot stuff out of the sky. Usually a present floating on a balloon.
  17. Did someone say Snakes on a Plane? Some piccies. Spoilerized if you don't want to see 'em...
  18. Monkeyboy

    A Question

    There's not enough interaction, is there? I remember getting up early for Copper's workout routine in the GC version and you could actually join in and do the exercises with various button presses. The game needs more stuff like this.
  19. Monkeyboy

    A Question

    He was definitely at mine at that time.
  20. Same here. No sign of her in Hedonia.
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