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Caleb Newcastle

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  1. It's not a multiplayer Samus, it's not Dark Samus, it's a fucking Ing! Christ.
  2. I'm really hoping this gets a typical bbc dvd fast-track because I missed pretty much all of it. But what I did see was cracking...
  3. You're fucking kidding me. I mean really, you are fucking kidding me? Right? Jesus. I thought I was just shit or something. I was disappointed and I only paid £15 for it. "None shall pass." Hit by *something*. Falls down what might be a hole, maybe...
  4. True dat. I can't remember the last time i bought a full price ps2 game (wait, yes I can... Castlevania)... PS2 - 39 DC - 24 PSX - 20 XBox - 8 Mega Cd - 2
  5. What I'd like to see is a big oak coffin with a pair of red pyjamas folded neatly on the top being dropped into a grave marked "Ken Masters." And then I want to piss on it.
  6. Gerry Anderson is apparently in charge of creative duties. Which unfortunately is a lot like saying George Lucas is in charge of writing and directing a new Star Wars film. Anderson may come up with neat concepts but his narratives, dialogue, characterisation and execution all suck donkey balls through a straw. Keep the arrogant egomaniac cock away from his own art and we might end up with something good as for the new captain scarlet... ...I'll put money on one episode featuring everyone dying and it all turning out to be a dream* *See also Terrahawks, Stingray, Space Precinct, UFO, Captain Scarlet etc...
  7. No no no. John-boy Walton. In Space!
  8. "Here's your problem; it's been accidentally set to 'evil'..."
  9. If you all miss him so much, come to Glasgow. He's bloody everywhere round here...
  10. Ironically enough Neuromancer is also a badly wrtten moron-level story. "There is no there, there." FFS
  11. Did you just do a google image search for "fodder"?
  12. Primarily because he runs away all the time. "Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream am the leader now! Decepticons! Retreat!"
  13. I still like it; at least it was better than Hulk. But then again; I do like some right shite.
  14. The weapons, Stroker, the weapons... ?
  15. I can't see the power up bar in that shot... What's the weapon set up like? Is ripple laser still ass? I'm also with Cecil on the difficulty thing: Gradius 3 is an absolute bitch. I'd love to meet whoever thought it didn't need continues...
  16. *6 cans in* But those character designs are derivative rubbish... compared to... ooh Guilty Gear X. And it does make sense. I'm just shit at it. And bitter.
  17. If only Kerraig hadn't butchered that shot with the knife.
  18. Ah well, might as well dig the hole properly then. Akira is boring. More boring than ryu even. At least Lion's quite obviously a cock. "Why am I so great?"
  19. Whoa whoa. I wasn't slating it. All I said was the most innocuous moves seemed to have priority. Which is a bit weird when you're used to last minute full screen shine knuckling through a shinku hadoken... I'd better not get nailed for this... I have been drinking
  20. Sounds much more like a VF than anything. You have watched the movies on the dvd aye? Poor collision detection? No. Flying kicks and stuff being interupted by shitty wee punches? All over the fucking shop...
  21. Wait a minute, you are the DJ Sack, aren't you? Anyway I'd argue that 'flow' is a problem. A person randomly hitting buttons in SFII is just going to sit in the corner throwing random punches like a moron. In Soul Calibur 2 they'll run you down with Raphael. Still infinite depth in simplicity and blah blah blah. Can't play 3d for bobbins, myself. I'm ashamed I'm so bad.
  22. Someone's a 2d fighter fan who can't play in 3d... Completely empathise mind; they're shit aren't they? [HUGE WINKY SMILY] *Returns to struggling with Lion in Evo*
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