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Girth Certificate

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  1. Honestly you should be fine just battering into it, I’ve just read Loose Ends and it looks like that was Moore sweeping everything he didn’t need out of the way. The rest should stand on its own fine.
  2. The first chapter should be one called The Anatomy Lesson. It was an ongoing when Moore started but that was his first issue. What went before doesn’t really matter much he chucked it all out edit. Lol turns out I’m wrong and Moore wrote the previous issue as well. I don’t think I’ve ever read it as it’s not in the collections I’ve got either.
  3. Oooof. Chi no Wadachi / Blood On The Tracks is getting a bit intense. It's none of my business obviously but I'd love to know more about Oshimi Shuzo's relationship with his Mum 4chan recommended Boys Abyss as a similar book but TBH it's half overblown melodrama and half harem bullshit. Dissapointing. I've fallen down an etsy knockoff merch rabbithole today, look at this awesome badge of that little bastard Souichi.
  4. First you take an idea which has already been done, then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like, what were you thinking sir?
  5. I think Halo Infinite could be a proper disaster Skyrim for the win
  6. Anyone watching this, a suitably cheery* romp on board a 19th century Yorkshire whaling boat with an opium addicted doctor trying to forget his experiences in colonial india, Steven Graham as the captain and a fairly unrecognisable Colin Farrell as harpoonist and all around bad bad man Henry Drax. It's not The Terror but it's had some good moments in the first couple of episodes *no it isn't
  7. They could have made a satire of desperate reboots/remakes, kinda how the original was a satire of stale horror movies. There's a dude in a mask running around killing people but nobody cares cos why the fuck should they.
  8. The cocaine was doing all the thinking.
  9. I can't believe they didn't re-make the wrecked car barn in Lego. Lazy lazy lazy edit: actually I wonder if TLG mandated the devco weren't allowed to design any Lego built assets themselves, which is why the town etc is made up of loads of copypasted modular buildings and whatnot. Also in a game that already has an 'explode' option when looking at car models it doesn't dissasemble the speed racer vehicles into constituent bricks? lazy lazy lazy.
  10. He also did a Beta Ray Bill story recently that was full of awesome wrestling moves
  11. Crap I’ve not got around to playing Doke 1-4 yet
  12. Yeah I got them all in floppies (except maybe The Visitor, that might have been a GN) as they came out. I'm surprised they didn't include Koshchei the Deathless in that collection. It's one of my favourite Hellboy side stories.
  13. Love his big gears of war gun
  14. Hell Accidentally Followed Through
  15. it was even worse in single issues, where it was like *story* wait a month *entire issue of fish-rape* wait another month. I remember reading the build up on the bus where they are taking the two cops into the underground pool place and feeling ill in my stomach even before it kicked off.
  16. Jeff looking like Harvey Weinstein was funny AF
  17. yeah that's pretty much what I'm expecting. I'll take a book
  18. Fuck off JMS should reboot Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors instead
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