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The download one is fine, no turbo mode tho, do you always play the website ones? I thought those were always slower?

Yeah man, downloaded the proper version now. to be honest most of the web ones have been fine with me.

Deposited $200 with 888.com. Got my $200 bonus, got my $25 referal (thanks poet), my bankroll with them is currently $485.

However! Its sooooo boring this site, really! Its fucking sloooowwww. I am 611 hands in through a needed 2000 (play $2 hands). However I have been going occasionally nuts and doing a ten or so sequence of $10 hands to speed things up. I know I shouldnt, but otheriwse Im gonna be on this one for days!!!

I also keeo forgetting its in dollars, so it aint as good as your mind keeps telling you ($200 bonus, actually only £117)

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Yeah, debits cards are all good.

Unfortunately my biggest profit one, £300, was on my credit card, as I already had a sports account with them using my debit and couldnt remember my password. Sill, paid off a chunk of the card, which isnt a bad thing.

Anyway, finished 888.com, sweet Jesus!

well first thing first, that software is sheeeeiiiitttteeee. Slow as a week in the bloody jail. However anyone wanting a laugh check out the flash version, seriouly takes about 45 secs to play one hand.

anyway, I played this today, started at $2 bets, the odd little cheeky 5 here and there. My stack was growing nicely. Got to about $480 in the cashier. Decide to switch to ten quid bets until I dropped to about $450 again. Few bets later I was on $520ish.

I switched back down to low bets thinking, nice and safe john, play it out. However the boredom really got to me, so back to the tens again. Got up to $600! WOOOOOO!!!

Im fucking invioncible I thought, lets hit the $25 bets. OOOF! Quick flash in a hurry I was done below the $500, stick with it I thought the tide will turn back. Nope.

Kept dropping, dealer hitting BJ's all over the place. I got to $465 and thought, right, a few silly bets, ge me back to where I was then quit this madness.

$65 per hand!! Oh yes! I was now no longer me, I was some sort of adrenalin filled junkie, I couldnt even remember what the figure I was gonna be happy with, it was just me agains this machine and I had to beat the fucker!

Anyway, long story short, I was as low as $100 odd in the cashier, I was shitting it! But somehow, I got back to $400, one $65 bet came in BJ for me which was a real bonus!

Played safe from $400 again, steadied my head, remembered I was actually $200 up, and not down!

Got to about $440 by the time I played the fuill thing out (before Tyler who started 3 hours before me! Which shows the madness of my bets!). Chucked a few silly $20's once I had the bonus secured, walked off with $493 in total, $293 profit.

A text book performance!

I will be giving lessons in here tonight from 9pm onwards! :D

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Maybe we could have some sort of list of who's got referalls / given.

I think jane in red32 is chatting me up, asking me about italy and things. She wants it. I'd rather have my account unlocked but still.

I haave given:

2 for totesport

and I have received

1 for starluck

1 for 888

So if you've not signed up to any of those, feel free to come to me, but if there's someone who so far has less referalls, go to them. et voila! Im such a bad ass communism, im like stalin but better.

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Sorry - you're right. Total lies. 10x bonus. Still great mind.

I forgive you. Through $2000 I was on about $340...

It was a real battle this one. I had a loss % of near 50% yet I was covering it with plenty of $5, $10 etc and managing to switch back to $2 for the losses. I had a good sense about things today. It was like being in a sparring match for 4 hours. Started the day on $425 but after about 30mins spent the rest of the time between $350-$370

The last few hundred hands something shone on me and I was @ $434 coming to the finishing line. $30 left to wager, so I bunged the $34 on... WIN!

$468.5 to finish, £154 profits

B)

ps. me and syntax were egging each other on via MSN. He saved me at one point when I was at about $345 and we agreed to chuck $30 each in. WIN again. He who dares...

edit: I've had a referal for 888.com, now played, enjoy your $50 poet and for totesport, that might be up next

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Maybe we could have some sort of list of who's got referalls / given.

I think jane in red32 is chatting me up, asking me about italy and things. She wants it. I'd rather have my account unlocked but still.

I haave given:

2 for totesport

and I have received

1 for starluck

1 for 888

So if you've not signed up to any of those, feel free to come to me, but if there's someone who so far has less referalls, go to them. et voila! Im such a bad ass communism, im like stalin but better.

I have recieved referals for:

888.com

Planet luck

Starluck.

Not given out any yet.

If anyone wants one for any of those then let me know. That said you still need to play out the referal bonuses, so maybe it safer for me if they go to someone else :D

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i think i might use any referalls i get for idiot play or other games ive not tried , or just chuck it on all at once to get random shots of big money, or something.

Remember you have to play referals though first. I think its like 10times normally.

So still £250 worth of hands to get your £25. There is a big chance that at £2 a hand people could be down on these referals.

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Its so strange watching your reasoning fly out the window. On starluck I wasn't getting any runs of either wins or loses above 4, so thinks I, time to step into the double up on losses strat.

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Ended up wagering my last 98.... and won!

And from then on I went back to doubling up on losses cus im a spaz, but lucky I hit blackjack i think once at sixteen then once at 32 or something, so I'm finishing the bonus as 100 bonus + 100 profit, so put in 10 took out 300. Which is nice, was only expecting to get 50 dollars and as I was wagering my last 98 i wasnt even expecting to have my deposit back , turned round so fast though. Fortunately!

Make up for the 60 or so quid I wasted at poker, i should never play poker.

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I think we are seeing a trend. The more you play these bonuses, the less you can be trusted to stick to the rules! You get bored, and you start to think you can see the patterns.

For instance, on a run of wins, an almost improbable push from the dealer, i.e turning his 6 card into a 21 to match you, almost certainly means time for the downturn.

Its all random I guess, but you convince yourself you know the patterns and I am staring to act acccordingly. I sense a big loss (or win to be fair) on the horizon for me soon.

As for poker, well its just as well I am making money from this. How anyone makes money over time from that game is beyond me. Tournies is the way to go I guess.

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As for poker, well its just as well I am making money from this.  How anyone makes money over time from that game is beyond me.  Tournies is the way to go I guess.

No offence at all intended (quite obviously), but it's no surprise you're not making money at poker. It's a very tough way to make an easy living.

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No offence at all intended (quite obviously), but it's no surprise you're not making money at poker. It's a very tough way to make an easy living.

None taken.

Your right, its real tough. I never feel like I make many mistakes, but ovee the course of an hour or so eventually you get called on a big hand that you think you are odds on for.

I wanna give it up, but I enjoy playing it. I need to get into playing for bonuses on that too, that way gives me something else to aim for, rather than getting dragged into silly all ins etc.

Anyway, tomorrow two more bonuses, the two "lucky" ones

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If you want to play for bonuses, you know who to ask!

Off topic: I'll update my thread this week with a list of the bonuses I've played. The problem is you have to play $1/2 limit or $0.50/1 No Limit or above for a lot of these bonuses. $1/2 is where you start coming up against people who can really play, as well as all the bonuswhores as well as the more "normal" fish. I'm quite looking forward to dropping a level while playing at another site or two where bonuses clear at those levels, and seeing what the standard of play is like. I'm hoping for good things.

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I take it you were not playing $2 hands all night?

Nope $1 hands!, I held on to my profits with all my might, it was hard work.

I broke the $600 barrier and was really chuffed but decided that it was worth my while actually dropping my bets to reduce variance and stick to my system of only upping the bet when in profit, you should never increase your bet when losing, it's a recipe for disaster.

I was bloody hard going, had periods of a half an hour just clicking away at $1 bets but it paid off tho, only added about an hour or so to the wagering time and I made a considerable chunk more of cash, I think its easy to get impatient with these bonuses but with £300 profit it's worth it.

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Well done guys.

HOWEVER

25 monthly bonus cleared at ppower. piece of piss

100 into bet 365. Got it matched and spunked the lot playing strategy blackjack

50 into william hill, got 150% match. See above

50 into labrokes. Used autoplay just about cleared the bonus and then noticed this stupid "must bet with 5 chips to qualify". Will wait to see what happens with my bonus. probably nothing.

And RSI in my thumb

The bad week of a bonus chaser lol

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just played out planet luck, I had a stinking run of cards the polar opposite to casino-on-net, I thought 'oh great, I makea fortune on one casino and lose it all at the next few' but, in $3300 worth of hands I had only two winning runs of cards, one in the first 100hands and another in the last 100 hands but had increased my bet to $5 on both runs so, the rest of the time on $1 hands (being VERY patient, only having one winning hand in 25 a couple of times and stupidness like that) I managed to come out with $20 profit over the top of the $120 bonus, AMAZING!

The stats are shocking, dealer had 41% winning hands to my 33%

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Doubtful..you used to be able to play at all the VC clones but they've clamped down/closed a lot of them. Check the terms and conditions to see what they say, but if I was you I'd try anyway. Use a different email address/deposit method if possible.

The Spin Room gave me my biggest return of any casino I've played at, withdrew almost 20 times my deposit <_<

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