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Worst Boxart Ever


Max M
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Seriously am I the only one who thinks those old Sega Master System box art designs are actually really really good?

Yes and no. I quite like the Wonderboy cover.

;) at Fathom's Katamari mock-up.

This recent one is just urgh:

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And this is ugly:

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When compared to:

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...Or any of the other Wipeout covers, for that matter. Do judge the game by the cover, it's a pretty good indication, in this case anyway.

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Y'know what would make football even better? That's right! Animals!

Don't ask me what's happening bottom-centre though :(.

Never mind that... what about the hippo sticking his hand up the warthog?

I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone working at phoenix games must be gay. even the rhino and bird pairing looks like the bird is being soddomized and is using the whistle as a "rape whistle". and the elephant is the background looked quite pissed about showing up late, since all of the docile creatures have already been spoken for. :o

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I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone working at phoenix games must be gay. even the rhino and bird pairing looks like the bird is being soddomized and is using the whistle as a "rape whistle". and the elephant is the background looked quite pissed about showing up late, since all of the docile creatures have already been spoken for. :(

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And a bear humping a pig. Don't forget that. Jesus, this cover is pure fucking filth. Someone call Jack Thompson.

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I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone working at phoenix games must be gay. even the rhino and bird pairing looks like the bird is being soddomized and is using the whistle as a "rape whistle". and the elephant is the background looked quite pissed about showing up late, since all of the docile creatures have already been spoken for. :(

bedknobs and broomsticks, right?

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Just ... no.

And while I'm at it ...

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The third refers to Pete Brant. The last is ... well, I can't comment.

And Pheonix making crap boxart isn't a new phenomenon.

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In fact, that last one is so good they reused it:

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