Big Brother 7

[Jolly]

Can you imagine what Glyn would do with 100k?

A black pudding the size of a subway train.

[veryjammy]

I used to want Aisleyne to win but she's getting on my tits now. I think she's really been mentally damaged by her time in the house and she's just a paranoid mess of a woman at the minute.

In all honesty I don't want any of them to win, I couldn't say I genuinely liked any of them. I guess either Richard or Glyn would be ok, but it's bound to be darling little Pete *yawn*

[Lorfarius]

In all honesty I don't want any of them to win, I couldn't say I genuinely liked any of them. I guess either Richard or Glyn would be ok, but it's bound to be darling little Pete *yawn*

I just wish I knew why. He hasnt done anything memorable in my eyes and I dont think he deserves to win just because he is a nice guy.

[Roboplegic Wrongcock]

I just wish I knew why. He hasnt done anything memorable in my eyes and I dont think he deserves to win just because he is a nice guy.

Exactly his done nothing much a few very silly diary room performances.

He must be pleased though considering that he had been auditioning for the show since the second year his seen what works and what doesn't...

It baffles me that people who do bring something to the show are booed on friday while Pete is cheered for doing not much.

Maybe theirs still time for an upset though...

[Monkichi 3.0]

I used to want Aisleyne to win but she's getting on my tits now. I think she's really been mentally damaged by her time in the house and she's just a paranoid mess of a woman at the minute.

In all honesty I don't want any of them to win, I couldn't say I genuinely liked any of them. I guess either Richard or Glyn would be ok, but it's bound to be darling little Pete *yawn*

o/\o

Exactly what I feel. At one point I actually wanted Ash to win, but not now. She has turned into Leah Lite. I wouldn't want Glyn to win as he's thick as fuck. In a way I don't mind Pete winning, simply because he could put the money to good use and actually make a life for himself, but if there was no prize then I'd want Richard to win.

[Calashnikov]

Aisleyne reminds me exactly of an ex-girlfriend. A combination of staged crying, playing dumber than she looks, through the snide mallice and onto resembling an absolute DOG without her slap, she is pretty much the same person, stretched-out somewhat. They even have similar facial features and identical mannerisms.

Yeah, I hope to FUCK she doesn't win 100k.

[Smitty]

None of you seriously think you can possibly have any real idea of what these people are actually like?

[Eighthours]

I really liked Ash a few weeks ago. Now though, her pretend crying every Monday, her "I really can't deciiiiiide" in the diary room after having spoken to Spiral an hour earlier about "just going in there, know who you have to nominate beforehand and just do it", and last night her incredibly Machievellian response to being called the... er... most Machievellian, all has me changing my mind slightly about her.

[Monkichi 3.0]

Right, back to this Davina bint. Here are some random (And not really that great) Russell Brand moments. Now, despite the fact he's not at his best in these clips, he STILL manages to batter Davina's shite interviews into next season.

Russel taking the piss

[Corleth the Fey]

Could Pete possibly look anymore like Huckleberry Finn if he tried?

[Corleth the Fey]

Unbelievably, yes Corleth he could with his blacked out teeth.

[Eighthours]

Funny as fuck tonight. Loved the automated nonsense!

[Rebs]

Ha ha. The mystery button saying you have been evicted got them going.

All the girls were doing the "I'm not clearing up this mess" when the guys were larking around but as soon as Suzie left the room they all cheered up and started laughing at the antics. Suzies nipped up face when she returned was excellent.

I only want Pete to win cos most of us artists earn a pitance and have to buy materials so I wish him the cash. If Richard had just one vunerable moment while he was there I'd be on his side. But I just don't feel I 'know' him.

The fairly dull ordinary person always wins so the closing moments of a big brother series are always a bit flat.

[Lorfarius]

I only want Pete to win cos most of us artists earn a pitance and have to buy materials so I wish him the cash. If Richard had just one vunerable moment while he was there I'd be on his side. But I just don't feel I 'know' him.

So Richard reading a letter about his mum's cancer and not being able to do anything wasnt a vulnerable moment?

[Garwoofoo]

None of you seriously think you can possibly have any real idea of what these people are actually like?

Well, I accept the setting is extremely artificial. But I would think that watching someone on and off for twelve weeks in a range of (often stressful) situations and interacting with a number of different people gives an indication of what a person is really like, yes.

[JBD]

Well, I accept the setting is extremely artificial. But I would think that watching someone on and off for twelve weeks in a range of (often stressful) situations and interacting with a number of different people gives an indication of what a person is really like, yes.

Why does it matter what they're "really" like anyway? Since we only get to see them through the BB filter and then (hopefuly) never see them again, getting a truer picture of their personalities seems irrelevant. They're contestants on an extended gameshow and I'll love them or hate them on that superficial, media manipulated basis.

[ChrisN]

Pete, who is knocked off his stride emotionally if he sees a frowning earwig

.. Grace is always right on the money.

[memories]

Does it matter if we know them ?

I enjoy watching it to see the fighting that goes on and how people cope with the whole thing.

When its over i dont want to see them ever again really, in the papers or on the telly.

It give me some entertainment for 12 or so weeks and when its done its done.

[ryodi]

New Grace Dent column.

http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/bigbrother/

Automated Big Brother has been crafted by the same state-of-the-art technicians who built "automated-response Imogen".

"This is automated-response Imogen: press 1 for "Aww, datsamazing, babe"; press 2 for "Aww, ayedunno, babe"; press 3 to change to Welsh-language setting; press 4 for a special platonic hand-wrestle; press 5 to hear the anecdote about China where she spent a week in the Beijing Hyatt waving in a halter-neck swimming costume; press 6 for sleep-mode."

[Wickedkitten]

So Richard reading a letter about his mum's cancer and not being able to do anything wasnt a vulnerable moment?

I would have gone for when Sezer and Mikey were bullying him for saying Imogen was dull and bland and he started crying and then him and Pete were talking about how they used to be bullied in the garden.

Just thinking back to it brings a tear to my jaded eye.

[Professor_k]

Suzie trying to nominate is GOLD

[Eighthours]

Suzie trying to nominate is GOLD

Indeed. Fucking cruel, but fucking funny.

[Calum]

Right, back to this Davina bint. Here are some random (And not really that great) Russell Brand moments. Now, despite the fact he's not at his best in these clips, he STILL manages to batter Davina's shite interviews into next season.

Russel taking the piss

Brand is massively funny and talented. It would make the eviction shows so much more interesting if they replaced Davina with him, but his show as it is is great fun.

[AnimeExpert2003]

I only find Brand funny in small doses. I couldn't watch his show every night, but when I do, which is about twice a week, I enjoy and laugh at his act.

Anyway, it looks like he's all famous and shit now, so I'd better get used to the daft ponce because I doubt I'll be able to escape his escapades soon enough.

[Lorfarius]

I only find Brand funny in small doses. I couldn't watch his show every night, but when I do, which is about twice a week, I enjoy and laugh at his act.

Anyway, it looks like he's all famous and shit now, so I'd better get used to the daft ponce because I doubt I'll be able to escape his escapades soon enough.

The SWINE?

[Eighthours]

The SWINE?

WANNA TRY?!

[veryjammy]

I have a feeling they're going to edit Mikey to look like a cunt this week so as to prevent a Suzie washout, much like they did Richard when Jayne was dead cert to go. I do think he's a bit of a cunt anyway though.

[Eighthours]

I have a feeling they're going to edit Mikey to look like a cunt this week so as to prevent a Suzie washout, much like they did Richard when Jayne was dead cert to go. I do think he's a bit of a cunt anyway though.

Again though, since we're voting to EVICT, are enough people going to care enough about hating Susie or Imogen to vote either of them out?

[Nimmel]

Hope Mikey goes. He's a proper cunt

Yeah this. I actually sat down and watched this last night, when he was having a go at the Welsh bloke it seemed that he was describing himself (can't take a joke etc) rather than the young lad, and all the while he was spinning that thingy it all came across as very aggressive.

There again a lot of them do this, moaning about people wanting to be the centre of attention during nominations, no fucking shit you're all attention seekers otherwise you wouldn't want to be on the show. From last night I have concluded that I want Richard (best nominator) to win or Pete (trying to keep his ticks under control during nominations is pretty endearing) and that putting Susie on hold was quite funny.

[DLNY]

Please god, let Mikey leave. Unfortunately I think this is one of those predictable patches. Spiral/Michael going last week and then Susie on Friday.

Then I think I'd like Richard to win. None of them are particularly pleasant people but the thought of anyone else doesn't seem right.