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clarebear

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Corky Romano

Corky Romano

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I'd like to engage in a spot of hide the sausage with those twins, Mel and Sophie (I think). Then shoot my hate paste in their mother's face while she watches and faps herself stupid.

The programme is pretty poor mind, but if they filmed the above scenario, I'm sure it would be a ratings winner.

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DLNY

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Reese was seduced by his girlfriend's Mum!! She wants to break them up by sleeping with him. That's why I like Hollyoaks ;)

I'm sure it was about a month ago that somebody's brother slept with his sibling's girlfriend just to prove she was a liar. And this first brother swanned around with a smug grin on his face for virtually the entire omnibus LIKE HE'D DONE THE RIGHT THING. It's such completely bonkers logic!

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El Pibe

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I'm sure it was about a month ago that somebody's brother slept with his sibling's girlfriend just to prove she was a liar. And this first brother swanned around with a smug grin on his face for virtually the entire omnibus LIKE HE'D DONE THE RIGHT THING. It's such completely bonkers logic!

Yep! Darren slept with Darlene to show Craig that she was a b*tch! Class ;)

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murray

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I love the fact that Becca is such a slut. She Actually loves the (Justin) cock.

I'm guessing that when she comes back from her dad's funeral-going-away-thing, she'll tell Justin she never wants to see him again, because "Life is all about loving people, life's too short..." etc etc etc

The whole sexual-discrimination thing at the 'restaurant' is dong my fucking head in too.

Morning everyone!

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oli

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On Monday nights I always get stuck in the loop of watching the C4 episode then flicking over to watch the following days episode on E4. Come Tuesday I find I need another fix, so I watch Wednesdays ep on E4 and so on.

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CactuarBill

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I don't understand why Justin's mother is so angry though - and kicking off about the alcohol! Bitch. My mother would be loving it if I'd copped off with my teacher.

Yeah mine too my mom would be damn proud of me.

fucking love this show :wub: and how hot was the blonde school girl (Hannah) today :lol:

She is a hot girl indeed, petite and very innocent.

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Calashnikov

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Best episode in a while. All the main drama aside, that divorce coming through was nearly actually moving :wub:

Nah.

fucking love this show :lol: and how hot was the blonde school girl (Hannah) today :wub:

They say I look like her :)

Seriously, we have the same shaped jaw and cheeks. I'd love to bang her. I'd stroke that face the whole time. It'd be like masturbating on acid.

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dino_jr

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Ya forgot it's Hollyoaks. All the adults 'just don't understand'.

Least there was a bit of old school Hollyoaks style cleaveage at the start of the First Look episode today.

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Yummy!

She was Nigels daughter in Eastenders a few years back, don't you know.

Heat magazine style trivia over

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roskelld

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I watched this on first look last night and couldn't help but notice the vast overuse of the shadowy face, but light across the eyes shots.

It seems that every time someone did something sinister or bad the camera held a shot of their face with a streak of light running along their eyes, you'll know what I mean when you see it.

I don't know if this is a new lighting setup the team have managed to discover as I don't watch it often enough, but i found it really jarring.

I did enjoy that girls sister calling her a paedo, great scene.

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