Hollyoaks

[Eats hoops and leaves]

You can tell that the actor playing Jake is absolutely loving this storyline.

[Boyatsea]

You can tell that the actor playing Jake is absolutely loving this storyline.

I think he's really bad at playing 'angry', actually.

Which is funny, because that's all he gets to play.

[Tom*]

The Jake actor has never been very good. Did Lee Hunter leave forever? He was one of the best

[Boyatsea]

He's on Emmerdale, now.

How old is Justin meant to be? Is he not 16?

[El Pibe]

Hunter was a legend!! The 'new' Hunter, Hannah's brother, does not compare.

'...a filthy, disgusting paedophile!'

[CactuarBill]

Justin's mom is really overreacting bloody hell he's 16. He can fuck whoever he likes.

Becca's sister calling her a paedo how stupid is she?

[Eats hoops and leaves]

Nah it's good enough. Hollyoaks isn't about the acting anyway - it's the ridiculous stories that keeps me hooked.

Unconvincing writing regarding Justin's mother though. I really don't understand why she's this upset about everything.

No Hannah tonight

[Boyatsea]

So he is 16?

I was going to say. He's too fluffy to be any younger.

[BlinkyBear]

17 I think.

He did his GCSEs last year and now he's doing ASs'?

Might be wrong mind you. He looks about 19.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

He's 16, as his mother kept on pointing out tonight. IRL he's 19.

[M.M.S]

He's 16, as his mother kept on pointing out tonight. IRL he's 19.

I bet he's boned Ali Bastian in real life too

[Eats hoops and leaves]

He's certainly good-looking enough.

[El Pibe]

She reminds me of 'Crazy Frog', a little.

[Boyatsea]

He's certainly good-looking enough.

He's a fucking STUD.

[Boyatsea]

Nevermind Becca.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

Becca can look ridiculously hot sometimes, but she's not consistent enough. Unlike Hannah

[Boyatsea]

YOU'RE A PEDO HOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[Eats hoops and leaves]

I might turn down an invitation to a barbeque in the woods because I won't be able to see Hollyoaks. What have I become?

[Bad Ambassador]

I might turn down an invitation to a barbeque in the woods because I won't be able to see Hollyoaks. What have I become?

Consider it research. We'll be writing Hollyoaks before we know it...

[Eats hoops and leaves]

I'm going after all. Just after Hollyoaks.

[dizogg]

Theres always the omnibus you losers!

[Boyatsea]

Justin says: -

"You know it makes sense."

[dizogg]

Oh yeah and I heard the newest goss in hollyoaks. Apparently Justin Burton scored a hat trick!!!

[Bad Ambassador]

Justin says: -

"You know it makes sense."

Yum. Is that from famousmales? That's always a good source of Hollyoaks-pretty-boy-porn. Within seconds of an arse being flashed on-screen, it's up on the forum.

[dizogg]

Do you really need to talk that sleazy crap in front of everyone guys?

Take it to PM!

[Boyatsea]

Sleazy crap?

Anyway, Hollyoaks then.

[El Pibe]

Who's the hottest boy in Hollyoaks? Is it Burton? Or Tony? OB?

Girl wise it's not quite up to normal standards these days. There's the old classic Mandy, I guess.

[dizogg]

They're all fit. Literally. I would do shagging with all of them.

[Boyatsea]

Who's the hottest boy in Hollyoaks? Is it Burton? Or Tony? OB?

Tony? OB? No thanks.

Burton by-a-fucking-mile. Indeed, I don't think there are any other nice looking lads now.

They're all fit. Literally. I would do shagging with all of them.

Do you really need to talk that sleazy crap in front of everyone diz?

Take it to PM! Ha ha!

[Suizid]

AAAND we're back in the topic.