Hollyoaks

[G8off]

Wacthed this show yesterday, waiting for Corol Vorderman, Countdown's great.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

SHUTUP DIZOGG I ALWAYS SLEEP THROUGH THE OMNIBUS ANYWAY.

[jonny_rat]

Shush all of you, it's very important that I tell you what I think of Becca.

Here is what I think of Becca.

I would do her.

[murray]

I probably would do her, but she's not amazing.

She's a bit like Cat Deeley, i can appreciate her good looks, i just don't find her attractive - like she hasn't got that thing to make me think 'ssshiingg!'

[jonny_rat]

I would do her, then make her a nice chilli.

She looks like Gadget off of Rescue Rangers. That's a good thing.

[Boyatsea]

Ch-ch-ch-chip and dale, rescue rangers...

[jonny_rat]

Filth.

[Suizid]

I would do her, then make her a nice chilli.

She looks like Gadget off of Rescue Rangers. That's a good thing.

Jesus. Do I tell her about this thread?

[jonny_rat]

Jesus. Do I tell her about this thread?

Becca or Gadget?

ALSO.

Do you know who else looks like that mouse?

Mena Suvari from out of being off of Six Feet Under.

But Mena Suvari from out of being off of Six Feet Under doesn't look like Becca from out of being off of Hollyoaks. Therefore we can conclude that Gadget from out of being off of Rescue Rangers is the missing link between Mena Suvari from out of being off of Six Feet Under and Becca from out of being off of Hollyoaks.

[Suizid]

Becca/Ali. (I worked there for years; still keep in touch).

[jonny_rat]

Well, I'd be quite flattered to be told that I looked like that mouse. Gadget appears to have a slightly scary internet following.

..Is that a compliment? It's a weird, roundabout one if so.

(Have I mentioned that I make a lovely chilli, by the way?)

[Boyatsea]

Becca/Ali. (I worked there for years; still keep in touch).

I'll have Justin's number, if you please.

[michael]

And I'll have Jessica Fox's please. She's got the same surname as me, so we're practically married anyhow, the little minx.

[M.M.S]

And I'll have Jessica Fox's please. She's got the same surname as me, so we're practically married anyhow, the little minx.

i just googled to see which cast member she was...oh dear

[michael]

Hey, I can't help it, I have odd tastes. And she's 23, before anyone starts going off on one...!

[Simmy]

Hey, I can't help it, I have odd tastes. And she's 23, before anyone starts going off on one...!

michael She's not very nice.... at all.....

[El Pibe]

[Monkeyboy]

Jessica Fox even has an official website. What?

[michael]

Hey, I think she's nice! That is a terrible picture, mind...

[Dark Vip3r]

AAAND we're back in the topic.

Thats one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this forum!

[Hemzoozlefluff]

Ah man, caught the omnibus today.....t'was hilarious, most of the dialogue was pretty funny and the excitement had me on the edge of my sofa! Kinda.

Geeeeeez.......the actress who plays Becca must be sooooo tired of crying. She's been weeping manically for months.

[Simmy]

Geeeeeez.......the actress who plays Becca must be sooooo tired of crying. She's been weeping manically for months.

Sooo true! Justins mum is so annoying, though! I can't believe the writers continually give her all those lines! She's horrible, but in a REALLY annoying way!

Oh, and has anyone else noticed the lighting in Hollyoaks recently? Haha, like every 2nd scene there's someone with only their eyes lit! It's fucking hilarious!

It's the sortof 'ooooh, evil' look, but it's used about seven times an episode!

Someone needs to open the blinds in Hollyoaks to stop it from happening

[Sarlaccfood]

You could apply a drinking game to the amount of times Gilley (sp?) shrugs his shoulders when he speaks, obviously because of shit acting but, look out for it, it's so annoying, but at least counting the amount of times he does it detracts from the God awful acting.

Also, I love how the writers need, need to have two young male school kids up to no good, always with little schemes and so on, OB and Max, Lee and Bombhead, and now those two weird looking kids. All with the exact same dynamic, I swear they must have done the same ingenious schemes as their previous iterations by now.

[Max M]

They do tend to repeat storylines. What Max is going through with this cow is pretty much exactly the same thing OB was going through with that drunk girl. Both of them been taken for fools.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

You could apply a drinking game to the amount of times Gilley (sp?) shrugs his shoulders when he speaks, obviously because of shit acting but, look out for it, it's so annoying, but at least counting the amount of times he does it detracts from the God awful acting.

Also, I love how the writers need, need to have two young male school kids up to no good, always with little schemes and so on, OB and Max, Lee and Bombhead, and now those two weird looking kids. All with the exact same dynamic, I swear they must have done the same ingenious schemes as their previous iterations by now.

Neighbours does exactly the same. I think it's so anybody can pick up the storylines within a couple of days of watching. Somebody mentioned this on Room 101 or something?

[Simmy]

I heard people get a couple of grand for writing the script for every episode of Hollyoaks.

If this is true........ JESUS

[Sarlaccfood]

I heard people get a couple of grand for writing the script for every episode of Hollyoaks.

If this is true........ JESUS

They deserve it.

Not many people could think as far out of the box as the people that come up with Hollyoaks episodes.

As mentioned before, I doubt it's long before UFO's make some kind of appearance.

[dizogg]

The storyline about the guy faking his own death is AMAZING.

[Simmy]

The storyline about the guy faking his own death is AMAZING.

"Hmmmm... I like the sound of that"

[clarebear]

Becca is an idiot.

When Im in trouble I DENY everything.