Hollyoaks

[Suizid]

What did you apply for?

I'll do some digging if I know anybody in the area you're looking at. Still have friends in the TV industry outside of MerseyTV too.

[christaylor]

What did you apply for?

I'll do some digging if I know anybody in the area you're looking at. Still have friends in the TV industry outside of MerseyTV too.

Can you tell them to stop using Zutons songs in EVERY SINGLE musical intro/outro please?!

It's starting to get very annoying.

[Suizid]

Try sitting next to an edit suite for three weeks when they were doing that kid's death in Brookside.

I can't hear Massive Attack's Teardrop without wanting to kill producers.

[christaylor]

Ouch.

[sweetdaddyg]

hollyoaks always seemed to have a soundtrack supllied by the latest "Now" album as far as I can see. It really does seem to be done on the cheap, but thats maybe part of its draw for the production company?

[Suizid]

They're down with the kids. If you're not feeling it, you're too old.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

Sweetdaddyg, you're complaining about the music in it. Next it'll be the fashions. It's true, you're too old for Hollyoakes now

[sweetdaddyg]

Im complaining that they use the same songs over and over again for every episode....

[Suizid]

And it's all that noise too, isn't it? Not like proper music.

[sweetdaddyg]

Back when it had a beat....

NO NO NO! You tricked me into that one....

I realise they can't exactly use "For whom the bell tolls" for emotional scenes, but if I have to listen to fucking Kasabian, Stereophonics, The Zutons or Ocean Colour Fucking Scene once more.....

You do realise they used OCS songs for an entire year.....

Can you perhaps pass that on, oh and that my wife loves the show too lol

[Corky Romano]

I think the Sophie twin was quite pretty...I would certainly have knocked a slice off her.

Anyway, I can't stand that angry Kieron Richardson lookalike kid, he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. He has just one expression -

Also, that Claire lass needs to unveiled as the slag that she is. I hate her. She has got cracking norks though.

P.S.

I don't watch it, wor lass does.

Honest.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

Nah it's all very entertaining, the Claire stuff. The quicker she gets found out, the quicker she gets hounded away, remember. And I doubt she'll be getting another acting gig after the 'Oaks...

And yeah, her chest is extrodinary

[sweetdaddyg]

I preferred the nice claire....

perhaps she is a timelord, after all she did regenerate...

DOCTOR WHO CROSSOVER OMFG111!!!!000111!!!!

[Lorfarius]

Maybe Im missing something as I try my best not to watch this on a regular basis. But whats the deal with that student crossdresser? Why since he first appeared does he only ever wear the one dress? I remember him coming into it weeks ago! Dont they have a washing machine?

[palaver]

I can't work out what he's supposed to be, other than annoying. He mentioned his petticoat was in the wash, so I assume he's only got one (that he washes infrequently). I don't know why I picked up on that.

Anyway, they need to get some more exciting drama-irons in the fire now that they've culled some worthless cast members.

[BlinkyBear]

What did you apply for?

I'll do some digging if I know anybody in the area you're looking at. Still have friends in the TV industry outside of MerseyTV too.

Script editor, junior position.

Since I didn't get the job, I've planned out the next two and a half years with travelling and a shitty job, so I'm not looking to get a writing job now. Unfortunately. Having said that, might still be putting together a few scripts if the time allows, so maybe I'll need some contacts! We'll see, but many thanks for the offer Alan.

[clarebear]

Russ has been Merc'd!

[Monkeyboy]

What does that mean?

[El Pibe]

She's been saying it for weeks

Something to do with Rio's World Cup Wind-ups and Mercedes from Hollyoaks, apparently!

[Monkeyboy]

Thanks.*

* I'm still no clearer.

[Shimmyhill]

Funeral epp today, all very sad etc etc.

I have a suggestion for the writers : As a mark of respect i think they should rename the rebuilt pub after them. The Dogs seems good, mixing old with sentiment

[christaylor]

Funeral epp today, all very sad etc etc.

I have a suggestion for the writers : As a mark of respect i think they should end the show.

Yes!

[Preacher]

What does that mean?

Ask her bessie mate, Rio Ferdinand.

[clarebear]

Oh dear. Russ you fool. You should have gone to your brothers funeral.

[Monkeyboy]

Now, I only tend to watch Hollyoaks intermittently and I remember when Russ's brother was a normal sort of a bloke. He'd been in prison but was supposedly a good egg, deep down. Then I didn't watch Hollyoaks for a while. When I came back, he was some sort of psycho who'd apparently raped Sophie. Why did he turn into a skitzo?

[SeanR]

Now, I only tend to watch Hollyoaks intermittently and I remember when Russ's brother was a normal sort of a bloke. He'd been in prison but was supposedly a good egg, deep down. Then I didn't watch Hollyoaks for a while. When I came back, he was some sort of psycho who'd apparently raped Sophie. Why did he turn into a skitzo?

lazy script writers?

[Broker]

Now, I only tend to watch Hollyoaks intermittently and I remember when Russ's brother was a normal sort of a bloke. He'd been in prison but was supposedly a good egg, deep down. Then I didn't watch Hollyoaks for a while. When I came back, he was some sort of psycho who'd apparently raped Sophie. Why did he turn into a skitzo?

after his mate talked him into date raping a load of girls

[El Pibe]

It was a bit weird with Sam but then they did do weird things with him, like change his name!!

Seemed like they couldn't decide what to do with him in the end.

[Monkeyboy]

Hollyoaks latest. Zombies have taken over Chester.

[Eats hoops and leaves]

Glad to see that Hannah's back in all her glory