GTA:IV Official Thread

[robdood]

You're gay though so it's ok (jokes!!!!), plus you don't play shooters. kerraig plays shooters all the time.

edit - I just realised for the first time that I've been think dood and noob are the same person since... well ever.

What the cock. You cut me deep bro.

Maybe I use the smiley too much.

[Timmo]

Which one of you is which then? I'm well confused. You're the one who loves God Hand, right?

[PopeSmokesDope]

The 360 version has screen tearing too? Shit.

Asshat. Havn't you been baned uyet?

[robdood]

Which one of you is which then? I'm well confused. You're the one who loves God Hand, right?

I'm the one who spends most of my time in Discussion, Noob is a gaylord who pervs on everyone in off topic

[Meh]

I think Chase is beginning to get desperate. Your version doesn't play as well LOLOLOLOLOLOL because of lower framerate and shit pad LOLOLOLOLOL.

And that's the bottom line.

[PopeSmokesDope]

He's a bit likr those kids you used to get at school, you know the ones. They would run up to you, call you a twat and run off. You'd get up to them, give them a dead leg or arm or something and they'd say "That didn't hurt! do it again" , So you'd end up giving them multiple bruises....

Then they'd do the same thing the next day..

It's just a cry for attention... quite fitting with his/her avatar.... probably has a small penis/bucket fanny as well.

[Big Gus]

His trolling is never offsetting the fact he's clearly dissapointed with this game. Yep, the one he frotted his cream over for all those weeks...

Was gold when you never heard from him for a bit then it turned out his g/f had stopped him playing it till a few days after release.

GOLD!

[Uzi]

The 360 version has screen tearing too? Shit.

Ok, I don't want to censor discussion here, as some people can do the 360 vs PS3 thing without being totally one sided and tedious, but you can't manage. You seem a decent poster outside of the whole comparison issue, so rather than ban you from the forum outright, you are banned from any 360 vs PS3 talk You even managed to carry it over to the Killzone 2 thread. Which is an exclusive game.

I'm just bored of it now.

[Big Gus]

Score! *fist pumps*

[Down by Law]

LOL SIXAXIS - IT'S TEH FUTURE!

[SM47]

Apparently, killing a rockstar employee in a multiplayer game rewards you with a 'Speedo-wearing Zombie Skin'.

Observe:

[ras el hanout]

Man, Microsoft must pay the mods in the place.

[Uzi]

Man, Microsoft must pay the mods in the place.

I told Diciple to give it a rest too.

Also it's not so much Chase's alligance. There are a lot of fanboys, but none manage to derail threads and get people replying and arguing like Chase does. He's DANGEROUS. Managed to turn the Killzone thread into something else with a single post.

[Guest]

jesus, the multiplayer set-up on this is pretty shit, isn't it?

i wanted to play a few races with just me and my brother earlier, but i can't find a way to do it. people just kept jumping in the lobby and ruining the fun.

[Art Vandelay]

Answer me this: when you look at the most wanted list, can you go to the areas and go looking for them? You know, to kill them.

[Timmo]

jesus, the multiplayer set-up on this is pretty shit, isn't it?

i wanted to play a few races with just me and my brother earlier, but i can't find a way to do it. people just kept jumping in the lobby and ruining the fun.

I think you can make it so it has more friends slots. If you max them out, no one can join unless invited.

[Majora]

Yeah, didn't it say "Quick, he's getting away!" or something? That was shit because on some fucking missions the fuckers do get away and yet this cunt just stood there waiting for his fucking end. But I think there were more people to snipe as you were on the lift. I did, they may have been just construction workers but the may have been gunmen.

But I didn't like that "Quick he's getting away shit."

This has been one of the little problems I have with some of the missions. On several occasions you get prompts which make you think that you're entering a timed section when you're not. Off the top of my head the strip club mission did it as well. It inevitably sends me into a blind panic where I run out of cover and get shot to death by five baddies with shotguns. But when you replay it and look at the radar, you realise that the targets are in fact waiting for you at the designated trigger point and will continue to wait there until you arrive, and only then will they try to drive away or whatever. Because there are missions where the target will leg it straight away, you never quite know on your first attempt whether you really need to hurry or not when the game tells you to.

[Uzi]

jesus, the multiplayer set-up on this is pretty shit, isn't it?

i wanted to play a few races with just me and my brother earlier, but i can't find a way to do it. people just kept jumping in the lobby and ruining the fun.

You need to start a game with all private slots. After the first game is over, you will be in control of the lobby

[Guest]

how do you do this then?

[dizogg]

Answer me this: when you look at the most wanted list, can you go to the areas and go looking for them? You know, to kill them.

Thats the whole point, you click on them and it adds their location to your map. Its basically the new vigilante missions, but tons better than in previous games.

[Uzi]

how do you do this then?

Just pick a game like "Race" on your phone and scroll down to choose "private slots"- and knock it up to 15 so you don't get any randoms joining. Then invite who you wish.

[Guest]

Just pick a game like "Race" on your phone and scroll down to choose "private slots"- and knock it up to 15 so you don't get any randoms joining. Then invite who you wish.

cool. thanks.

[Art Vandelay]

Thats the whole point, you click on them and it adds their location to your map. Its basically the new vigilante missions, but tons better than in previous games.

That's terrific news.

[Pob]

Okay, this "it's too easy to escape from the police thing". It's not. I just tried to put my plan into action of stealing a NOOSE van, but utterly failed. I got four stars by going into the airport.

Firstly, the van just wasn't fast enough, so I had to abandon it. I traded it for a nippy Sultan, but just could not get away from the cops. I swapped cars a couple more times, as my health was slowly whittled down. After about twenty minutes (at least), a NOOSE team came into an alleyway I'd managed to trap myself in and gunned me down.

[Spacehost]

Apparently, killing a rockstar employee in a multiplayer game rewards you with a 'Speedo-wearing Zombie Skin'.

Observe:

Guess I must have done that then.

[SM47]

That's the rumour anyway, nobody knows for sure.

[SteveH]

Is anyone else having problems with taxi spawning on occasion? Just spent around 10-15 minutes on the top small island running everywhere without a taxi in sight.

This game has made me a lazy GTA player it has to be said. Can't be arsed driving anywhere when the taxi system is so good.

[ras el hanout]

Okay, this "it's too easy to escape from the police thing". It's not. I just tried to put my plan into action of stealing a NOOSE van, but utterly failed. I got four stars by going into the airport.

Firstly, the van just wasn't fast enough, so I had to abandon it. I traded it for a nippy Sultan, but just could not get away from the cops. I swapped cars a couple more times, as my health was slowly whittled down. After about twenty minutes (at least), a NOOSE team came into an alleyway I'd managed to trap myself in and gunned me down.

Perhaps if you hadn't swapped cars or chosen a shitty slow ass van first you might have escaped.

I mean, it is too easy. 1 or 2 star means absolutely nothing, you can just ignore the police. Why have it?

[Timmo]

I miss being a grotesquely fat man going around wearing only a beret and underpants. It made the cutscenes so much better.

[Big Gus]

Hey I just discovered something pretty cool I dont think has been mentioned (probably has).

Re the decision you have to make with

Playboy X and Dwayne

If you've chosen to off the former then check the wardrobe and costumes in the crib.

The GTAIII outfit!!!