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Fucking Derby, AGAIN.

 

4th time in the last 5 seasons.

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18 minutes ago, ckny said:

Fucking Derby, AGAIN.

 

4th time in the last 5 seasons.

At least it’s not Wolves!

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2 hours ago, ckny said:

Fucking Derby, AGAIN.

 

4th time in the last 5 seasons.

 

Are you forgetting that this is Derby ft. Wayne Rooney now?  It's pretty much the most exciting draw we could have had.  They're also managed by Phillip Cocu, an under-rated Mark Heap lookalike.  He even does that thing when talking that Mark Heap does where he widens his eyes and looks shifty and panicked.

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And he's gonna prove us all wrong! This time for definite! Promise!

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Still 3 days to go until the transfer deadline. The speed at which we get our business done is a sight to behold!

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18 hours ago, JPL said:

At least it’s not Wolves!

nah, thats saturday...great! lol

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3 hours ago, JPL said:

Still 3 days to go until the transfer deadline. The speed at which we get our business done is a sight to behold!

What business?

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2 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

What business?

Exactly. Fucking useless.

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It's ok! Leicester reject Slimani is potentially coming in to save us. Sure we can play him as a defensive mid if we really try.

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I don’t want to add to your collective despondency but Sky Sports are reporting that Barca are opening talks with Fernandes.

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Thing is, we can't recall Sanchez until the summer, so there's no point.

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3 minutes ago, Stopharage said:

I don’t want to add to your collective despondency but Sky Sports are reporting that Barca are opening talks with Fernandes.

 

When you've got an idiot like Woodward in charge, you know he isn't going to get the players. 

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23 minutes ago, Nicky said:

Thing is, we can't recall Sanchez until the summer, so there's no point.

Recall? Don’t you mean Inter don’t want him, so they’re shipping him back?

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I know Slimani isn’t an ideal signing for you guys but he was decent at Leicester, it’s just he was the wrong type of player for our system and couldn’t really play with Vardy. It’s pretty hard for any striker to get any decent game time with Vardy around. Plus he picked up injuries when he was really starting to show some form. Same happened at Newcastle.

 

He’s been really decent for Monaco this season and if he’s played as the central striker in a 3 man attack then he’d be a decent addition. Great header of the ball, holds the ball up well and has a very good touch. You seem at your best when you’re counter attacking and he’d be great at receiving the ball and bringing Martial, James etc. into the attack. 
 

If you do get him, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him do really well. He’s a decent professional as well so should fit in immediately without any histrionics and baggage. 

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Nah, he's ours.

 

Reports appearing that we've either upped our offer or it's already complete.

 

Apparently Bruno's agent (his brother) has also been posting on Instagram and had arrived in Manchester at some point today.

 

:eyebrows:

 

Watch now as we end the window without signing anyone.

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6 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

so...Barca in for Bruno now! ...and then...lend him to valencia for a season...ok...but anyway, if he goes to barca after woodward dragged his fucking feet, woodward has to go!

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11920055/bruno-fernandes-barcelona-make-bid-for-man-utd-target

 

It makes me think this whole saga has really been an exercise in creating demand for him to force his value up, before selling him to Barca. Same with Haaland.

 

Woodward is a fucking idiot. Just pay the fee. It's not like we're skint.

 

I'd love him to be sacked though, the useless twat.

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1 minute ago, spork said:

Watch now as we end the window without signing anyone.

I'm keeping my eye on you, spork. You'll owe me one of Pete Brant's bollocks on Saturday morning!

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Honestly, i think "agents" should be paid entirely by players, after all, they are the ones hiring them! and there should be a list of who each agent represents.

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Sander Berge was at Carrington earlier today too apparently.

 

£20 million midfielder from Genk.

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10 minutes ago, teddymeow said:

Sander Berge was at Carrington earlier today too apparently.

 

£20 million midfielder from Genk.

 

Pretty sure that was debunked as not being true.

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I know we all want him sacked, but that’s taking it way too far. Idiots.

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14 hours ago, Mr Do 71 said:

 

Disgraceful really, he has 2 young kids. Protest at the ground not at his house. I heard there were chants of hes going to die. 

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If you're interested in Rashfords injury, then this is a great video explaining in detail what its all about

 

 

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