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100%. This one was in a fucking league all on its own. Come back from a week in the sun, all miserable about all the shit I've got to do this week, and I sit down to this with chips'n'cheese and a beer. My mood couldn't be better.

Nice to see you listened to be about those the ugly purple title screens, and all. This ep looked swish.

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Oh jesus look I'm posting again with the pros and cons. I can't not.

EPIC WIN:

-Halo. Best CV moment yet.

-Chocolate Rain (which I presume is non-ironic. Tay deserves his credit, all)

-Two PS2 reviews, one for sport, one of import. Good to see the review picks are just picks, and not the big games.

-The Armoured Core intro pun. Cheap sucker punch. I love a good pun.

-Ziggy's bit. Nice to know you can criticise the way the industry's going without being a whingey preachy bastard, like I am all the time.

-"Armood Core"

-I sincerely hope that the review round-ups are going to be in a different musical style every episode. Can we do post-rock next, lads? Ryan all staring at his shoes, triggering Mogwai samples, while Rab intones lines from the Mario Strikers Charged manual through an echo filter?

MILD FAIL:

-Still can't get into the Frightful Memories. Am I missing something?

-I thought from 3.1 that we'd se a bit more of the towers. Like there'd be more of a story? Is this a stupid criticism to make of a videogame review show? Is there something I don't understand about that mad puppet bastard?

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Can everyone stop complaining about Edith & Rosemary please, because it's far and away my favourite bit.

I like it too, reminds me of The Shining. Come play with us Danny, forever and ever and ever!

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Frightful memories is pretty good- just look at their mad staring eyes..

I cracked up at their parting cries of "Goodbye! Bye! Save us! Goodbye! Save us! Bye!"

I think the segment works in an errie humor way. Any excuse to make fun of very unscary 'scary' games (a bit like Warnings From History)

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Can anyone spoler what the subliminal flashes said ?

I just couldnt get the timing to pause it and read.

The PS3 will get you laid that's a guarantee. I'm talking guaranteed pussy, boys. If you buy a PS3 and don't instantly get laid then I will personally take you to a London VIP club and pay for a dancing girl to rub her fanny in your face. GUARANTEED. *

* Not a guarantee **

** I'm not evil

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The PS3 will get you laid that's a guarantee. I'm talking guaranteed pussy, boys. If you buy a PS3 and don't instantly get laid then I will personally take you to a London VIP club and pay for a dancing girl to rub her fanny in your face. GUARANTEED. *

* Not a guarantee **

** I'm not evil

That's top quality hilarious.

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