Heroes Season 4

[Meh]

I think I'll kill myself over that typo.

You people always do it. I blame your parents.

Bunch of dicks.

[Sponge]

Oh cool, I'll kill them instead then.

Lucky escape for me!

[Meh]

Just watched the episode where Parkman 'dies'. It's shocking how little actual plot there's been over the past two episodes, instead cramming them full of fucking Claire and her fucking boring problems, even in the Hiro episode where he goes back to three years ago.

It's unbelievably worse than season 2, and I didn't think that was humanly possible.

[sweetdaddyg]

I thought this was shit from the very first episode

[Meh]

It's better than Dr. Who, though.

[FuzzyDunlop]

I think this series has been an improvement over the last couple. It's not amazing but it's still more coherent.

For a start, they didn't introduce a terrorist plot and then wipe it out 4 episodes in, and didn't introduce yet another nuke plot but abandon it after what, an episode?

[Meh]

But it introduces even more deathly dull superheroes that I fail to give two shits about.

[Yoshimax]

It's a shame it seems that US TV is going back down the shitter between this (which has been shite for a long time to be fair) and flash forward.

[Meh]

It's not, really.

[Mr. Gerbik]

It's a shame it seems that US TV is going back down the shitter between this (which has been shite for a long time to be fair) and flash forward.

Nah, Supernatural (even though last week they had the first shit episode of the current season) and Burn Notice are pretty damn good. Recommended.

[Luke]

Just watched the latest ('Thanksgiving').

I think this is starting to get really good. OK, there's still a lot of stupid to it, but I do sit watching it feeling genuinely excited (no - not in that way!).

[Hello Goaty ♥]

The annoying part of the Thanksgiving episode, is that it wasnt a straight cut transformation. I'm BORED! of Senator Petrelli. Kill him.

[spaceyjase]

Kill him.

...again. After all, that's how they end each season!

Bored. Can't believe there would be such a transformation in Samuel's character before and after the death of his brother. Off the rails to leader of the pack? I'm not convinced. And when you think back to the start of the season, there were people with abilities already in the carnival... a dangerous environment given Samuel's ability. It didn't just change over-night. It doesn't tie up.

And Hiro is unaffected by the side-effects of his ability now?

[Broker]

It's better than Dr. Who, though.

Getting your balls stamped on my an angry, track running octopus is better than Dr Who.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

SPECIAL HEROES ANNOUNCEMENT!

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDO?

We need more Ando.. and red fireballs.

Very under-used character

[zxcvbnm]

I quite liked the thanksgiving episode.

But why did

Darth Maul do a runner? I would have just sliced the balding cunts guts open whilst he was frozen. And fucked the ink woman.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

Because Evil Buttflymon knows where Sharlie is!

[Meh]

...again. After all, that's how they end each season!

Bored. Can't believe there would be such a transformation in Samuel's character before and after the death of his brother. Off the rails to leader of the pack? I'm not convinced. And when you think back to the start of the season, there were people with abilities already in the carnival... a dangerous environment given Samuel's ability. It didn't just change over-night. It doesn't tie up.

And Hiro is unaffected by the side-effects of his ability now?

Considering it's only a 13-episode season, it's hilarious that they blatantly had no plot set up for the whole run. Fucking inept retards.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

blimey! only 13 episodes??????????????????????????????????................................... Meh indeed!

we're on Episode 11 at the moment.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

IMDB says 18 episodes

[Luke]

And when you think back to the start of the season, there were people with abilities already in the carnival... a dangerous environment given Samuel's ability. It didn't just change over-night. It doesn't tie up.

When Suresh was talking to Joseph, Joseph said he'd always made a point of keeping the group small, so that Samuel's abilities were kept in check.

Still, it seemed quite reckless having so many of them around.

[Luke]

...And fucked the ink woman.

She's bound to die before the end of the series, due to the 'any female character who is more attractive than Clare must be killed off' rule.

[Meh]

IMDB says 18 episodes

Huh, then SciFiNow LIED TO ME.

[Mr. Gerbik]

Huh, then SciFiNow LIED TO ME.

It's 12 episodes until the traditional winter break (supernatural has already ended for this year) and the entire season is 18 to 20 episodes according to wikipedia.

[Meh]

I'm both smiling and facepalming that it's going to go on for even longer. It has to be cancelled this time though, surely?

[Mr. Gerbik]

With the current ratings it seems very likely that somebody is going to put this show out of its misery soon. I hope the writers take advantage of this cancellation by writing the coolest most bad-ass ending possible to the show - i.e. Sylar kills everybody in the most sadistic ways possible. Starting with motherfucking Clairebear and working his way through Peter and co and saving Hiro and Ando for last.

[Meh]

I'm calling it right now:

Ando's blatantly been kept in the background for a reason: Sylar, at the end of the season, is going to go batshit mental and start KILLING PEOPLE. Just when you think all hope is lost, ANDO will charge at Sylar just as he's about to unleash MEGADEATH upon the remaining cast members (the others, of course, will be revived with Claire's stupid fucking blood), and WHAM! He OVERCHARGES HIMSELF, SENDING ALL OF HIS POWERS INTO OVERDRIVE, KILLING HIM AND ANDO!

Hiro will cry, strolling off into the apocolyptic streets, asking WHY GOD WHY did his friend with the fucking convenient ability have to DIE?!

Then his tumour will explode, and he will slump to the ground, just as Peter remembers he was supposed to do something important mid-season.

[jonny_rat]

I'm calling it as follows:

the final episode starts with Claire having a crisis over feeling isolated and alone. Later in the episode she talks to her father and there are disagreements. Also she has a minor spat with her friend. She falls out of a window, or is simply injured in some way in the episode to remind us that she has special powers; perhaps while walking to class with her friend she can get run over by a ride-on lawnmower. As the traumatised gardener falls to his knees sobbing, the pulpy mass that is slowly reconstructing itself into claire's face turns to Noah (he has just turned up because he was behind a tree looking out for clairebear) and winks, nodding at the gardener: Haitian? Noah winks back: Haitian.

At the end of the episode claire sits on her bed in her pants being content about the world and everything in it, although she wishes she wasn't so isolated and alone. The screen then wipes to a scene with Tim Kring (played here by Jonathan Frakes) imagining a world in which people have special abilities, and then seeming to turn glum because he can't actually think of anything interesting to do with it. the end.

[zxcvbnm]

I'm calling it as follows.

Clarebear is sitting on her bed, crying. She removes her clothes, lays back on the bed and fists herself into oblivion. All the time the camera is getting closer and closer to her hairy wombat.

The end.

[Smoothy]