Wii Wii Monsieur!

[Capwn]

http://kotaku.com/378567/france-gets-wii-clone

[Hello Goaty ♥]

Does it surrender and explode when you plug it in?

[Petrousgyre]

I'll bet it eats cheese too!

Let's see how many tiresome fucking cliches we can dredge up.

[Teeohbee.]

One of the mini-games involves you waving the remote as if you were waving a white flag.

How's that?

Vive la France!

[Hello Goaty ♥]

I'll bet it eats cheese too!

Let's see how many tiresome fucking cliches we can dredge up.

up yer arse!

[b00dles]

Is there one using both remotes; holding one horizontally to steer a bike and propping the other one on your shoulder to balance an on-screen baguette?

I think I actually brought up a bit of the barrel with that one.

[Rowan Morrison]

Am I tripping, or does it come with a spoon adapter?

[Big Gus]

Will the special Mii's wear stripey shirts, have comedy moustaches and walk around with bunches of onions around their necks going "ONIONS!!!!"?

And bathe irregularly?

[Teeohbee.]

There's an option for hairy armpits on both the male and female Miis

[JPickford]

Does it NOT come with some deoderant.

[Joyrex-J9]

What's with the set of spoons & fish slice that comes with it?

[Rex Grossman]

Does one controller regularly go on strike while the other is uncompromisingly racist?

What's with the set of spoons that comes with it?

The French love to cook.

[Rex Grossman]

Someone needs to buy one!

I nominate Duncan.

[Big Gus]

I think the spoon add ons are for the World War 3 simulator, level 3 when France get's invaded and their country taken over, it's for spooning the slop into your characters mouth to stop you rotting in a concentration camp.

[Jarik]

What's with the set of spoons & fish slice that comes with it?

Table Tennis, Tennis & Baseball Bats, but i'm drawing a blank on the Blue thing.

[JPickford]

Table Tennis, Tennis & Baseball Bats, but i'm drawing a blank on the Blue thing.

Garlic crusher.

[oli]

SOMETHING ABOUT SNAILS

[Rex Grossman]

They should bring it out in a variety of colours. I'm thinking the Le Creuset ranges rather than old iMac, though.

[b00dles]

What's with the set of spoons & fish slice that comes with it?

It's "Mere de la Cuisine"

[Teeohbee.]

My grand-father is French, I'll ask him to pick one up

[Rowan Morrison]

I can't wait until this thing gets rebranded for the African market.

[JPickford]

I can't wait until this thing gets rebranded for the African market.

Here come the political correct brigade.

[Puck]

I can't wait until this thing gets rebranded for the African market.

And distributed by Nestles.

[b00dles]

Table Tennis, Tennis & Baseball Bats, but i'm drawing a blank on the Blue thing.

With a bit of squinting and a beret on my head, I worked it out. It's for the football game, it's a clip thing that goes over your shoe it looks like. Quite novelty... would certainly make navigating the menus amusing, flailing one leg about in the air...

[Teeohbee.]

Guys, guys, guys, guys...

This is racism.

[Rex Grossman]

I can't wait until this thing gets rebranded for the African market.

Is it going to stand against Mugabe in the next rigged election?

[b00dles]

Guys, guys, guys, guys...

This is racism.

Is that advertising the new Sony KKK cross?

[Commander Jameson]

Guys, guys, guys, guys...

This is racism.

Technically, it's xenophobia.

[Teeohbee.]

Technically, it's xenophobia.

Reported for racialisticism comment.

[Teeohbee.]

Is that advertising the new Sony KKK cross?

Wasn't there a PSP advert that contained some rather obvious racial undertones?