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Nintendo E3 Conference: Done & Dusted


Major Britten

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Fucking hell. Give it a break dude. You love Nintendo, we get it.

Yes, some of the games shown looked generic, and maybe a bit brown in places, but to say they looked 'shit' is fanboy-ish to the extreme.

Graphically, stuff like Gears of War 2, Fable 2 and Resident Evil 5 all looked pretty stellar.

No, I love great and interesting games and I didn't see anything that remotely stood out in the MS conference. The only thing that raised an eyebrow was being able to use any song in Lips.

I have all available current gen consoles. There's no reason for me to favour one over the other because they all have decent games.

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Can't wait to see what game they've got in store for the new WiiMotion thing.

That's got to be the highlight.

I can't get excited by Animal Crossing - doesn't really appeal, and another Zelda would be a bit predictable.

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Does anyone remember the DS conference? I watched that live it was amazing. For me it was when Nintendo really started to turn things around. How long ago was that? 2004? Just 4 years.

Then the Wii stuff. Amazing, jaw dropping.

They do know how to build excitement. What awesome new stuff will they have for us this time...

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When?

What about Wii Sports Airplane?

Is that some sort of Hijack sim? It could be awesome! Having to walk through passport control, handing over your fake passport WITH the remote! Going into the toilet and assembling your wooden gun without anyone noticing. Grabbing a passenger, holding them by the neck (nunchuck horizontal), and aiming the gun at anyone who tries it...yeah!

And don't forget the training camp/levels!

I'm surprised you came up with such a controversial idea JP, hats off.

Personally wireless Nunchuck > Remote addons would be pretty cool.

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Animal Crossing Wii is one of only two games (the other being Spore) I'm interested in, so I'm looking forward to seeing that.

This new Wiimote add-on is interesting, though. Since there's nothing really wrong with the controllers as they are, it makes me wonder what they've got up their sleeves that require hardware-enhanced controls.

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This conference will be a laugh! I can predict it right now:

Another Mario

Another Zelda

Another Pikmin

Another Metroid

Another Wario

Another F-Zero

Another Super Smash Bros

zzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzz

As hilarious as you are, and boy you are so fucking funny I am crying, it's ironic you missed out Animal Crossing, which is definitely what will be announced. The above? I doubt will hear about any of those.

Keep up the good humour though you're fucking hysterical.

hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahha wooooooo ha

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No Kid Icarus?

Oh COME ON NINTENDO!! :P

At least give us a proper, new snes style Starfox. None of this 360degree movement and on-foot shit.

What's this weird obsession with Kid Icarus? It was a rubbish NES game. Its like some sort of mass hysteria.

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Is that some sort of Hijack sim? It could be awesome! Having to walk through passport control, handing over your fake passport WITH the remote! Going into the toilet and assembling your wooden gun without anyone noticing. Grabbing a passenger, holding them by the neck (nunchuck horizontal), and aiming the gun at anyone who tries it...yeah!

And don't forget the training camp/levels!

Yep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG201q53b8U

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What's this weird obsession with Kid Icarus? It was a rubbish NES game. Its like some sort of mass hysteria.

Tha's what i've been thinking. The NES game was terrible and let's not get started on the character design...

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