Sony E3 Conference: Done & Dusted

[R0b]

You suckers should stop obsessing over the new new new and the buy buy buy and go back and discover the huge amount of gaming goodness through the last decade, most of which you missed at the time or lie unfinished or still sealed on your shelves.

[Corleth the Fey]

One-handed push-up wins the show.

Murray did you see how amazing the game they showed afterwards was? I thought I was dreaming it was like my greatest comic fantasies come to life!

[Smitty]

A disasterpeice.

[Capwn]

The new Ratchet game too! on PSN! genius

Can't wait to download those movies too, I'm gonna download several in the first month lol

[Spacehost]

And I didn't even realise Blu-ray had infinite storage?! This generation is TOO FUCKING EASY!

10-layer discs, dude.

[neoELITE]

When's the Capcom announcement to cheer us all up?

[a big boy]

Fat Princess is the kinda innovation this industry needs!

We should be celebrating the conference, not berating it!

Fat Princess will be the title to end your hate! YOU HEAR ME!?

Sing it, brother.

[tyler]

Little Big Planet took graphs and statistics to a new medium. Heroic stuff.

[Sigourney Beaver]

A disasterpeice.

Only a pile of my own shit on the stage could've made it worse.

[murray]

I think you're all forgetting about the backgrounds in the movie downloads bit.

[Number 28]

Quest for Booty, and Size Matters. A double sucker punch to the funny bone there. Awesome stuff.

[Yoshimax]

A disasterpeice.

You come out with some uber one-liners.

This is my pick of the day

[mdn2]

Infamous looked good. Is it a PS3 exclusive?

[Eighthours]

The amount of on-stage demos of really good games MS had (leaving out the obviously shit ones), plus the megaton, was the telling factor in the end.

LBP, Resistance 2 and Infamous look nice, though. R2 looks scripted as fuck, but very entertaining. Infamous is Crackdown meets Force Lightning meets Prototype, but appears awesome. LBP is just amazing... but there's that caveat again about being able to create the levels that the game makers can.

[roadkill]

Harrison must have been so, so angry when he saw the way Nintendo went and how Sony held strong on their path to obscurity.

In a sense I agree. That Sony are chasing MS' old audience with the ferocity MS chase Nintendo's new one is bizarre.

Harrison gets a lot of stick, but he is really good at what he does. Atari need divine intervention though.

[Uzi]

Resistance 2 and LBP ftw!

Infamous looked great too. Outside of that, the god of war III shitty 20 second teaser aside, it was just bla bla bla bla

[Corleth the Fey]

GoW 3 was in-game, right?

Of course! I'd point out that the whole conference was actually a real time rendering done on a PS3 in the style of a Star Trek holodeck but you knew that already!

[Pupponvesh 2]

Guys, did you see that Flowers game? My mind couldn't take it. SO MUCH NEW STUFF!

And the DC Universe game? Looks like WoW is fucked now.

Someone get out the dinner plates because Microsoft and Nintendo just got served.

[arpaillange]

333 users.

JEEZ

[murray]

Infamous looked good. Is it a PS3 exclusive?

Of course baby.

[Chase]

I'm pretty confident that DC Universe is gonna be like GTA Free Roam Online mode - only with about a million times as many people and lots more fun activities for all the family. Practically a PS3 World of Warcraft if it lives upto its potential.

[Capwn]

SLOWLY BUT SURELY sony is finally back on track!

[Isaac]

Only a pile of my own shit on the stage could've made it worse.

[ZOK]

'Massive Action Game'.

'The Last Guy'.

Whatever else this is, it's the true GOLDEN AGE of game names. All I need is for someone to announce 'Shoot Shit Up Yessiree X' and I will be in hog heaven.

[Uzi]

Which foo' said GOWIII was ingame? The foo'!

[murray]

Someone get out the dinner plates because Microsoft and Nintendo just got served.

HOLD ME.

[Timmo]

GTA4 replays, here we go!

I thought you hated it?

[layten]

Only a pile of my own shit on the stage could've made it worse.

The Nintenlol show was earlier. Sony remembered people like games.

[TehStu]

And the DC Universe game? Looks like WoW is fucked now.

See, your other comments were strange, but now I know you're trolling/delusional.

[Comrade]

I actually genuinely liked the look of Fat Princess. It reminds me of an incredibly obscure korean shmup called Cutey Fatty that I saw at ECTS one year. You had to shoot food with pickles to avoid eating it!