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Sony E3 Conference: Done & Dusted

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Cthulhu Steev

Cthulhu Steev

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All you haters can go back to your respective conferences. One half of you can go work on your MS avatar and maybe practise running so when THE SHITTY MOVIE GAME comes out you can make a decent film.

The other half can grab your TV remote and hold it near your mouth, hit the buttons randomly and pretend you're playing the theme tune to Airwolf on your make-believe saxaphone.

The leftovers can stay here and chill. Talk about how awesome MAG is gonna be.

THE INTERNET IS DYING

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Kevvy Metal

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Come on, what do you think.

I can't fucking tell anymore. If people are taking the piss or serious. The lapping up of shit from the sony conference just skews things even more.

God this E3 was and absolute waste of time. I try to be optimistic but shit. at least MS showed some actual gameplay footage.

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mdn2

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I refuse to believe anyone was impressed with this. When that guy was talking about downloading movies I actually started remembering the good old days with Miyamoto pretending to play the sax and Microsoft showing off Scene It! and that In The Movies game.

Those were the days...

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Guest

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Anyone that wasn't impressed by that conference doesn't like shooting people in the head. Period.

MASSIVELY ALL FIXED

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ZOK

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Please don't forget 'Fat' 'Princess'.

I didn't watch the conference, I'm basing my posts on the last two pages of this geek magnet. But yes, 'Fat Princess' gets top marks from me, whatever it's about.

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Hello Goaty ♥

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The funny ( and true ) reason why the Conference you have just seen was so lacking.. is that it concentrated on things you can only get or do on a PS3.

No in-depth features on titles like Resident Evil 5 or Soul Calibur IV ... GTA IV exclusive content....or even Streetfighter IV

OH NO.. because those games are also available on a certain rivals machine.

...Its like that, and thats the way it is.

Sony are changing their focus to core based products to move with the times, and to keep pushing the Sony brand.

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Uzi

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Did you miss comic book guy talking about getting a level 50 paladin in Everquest?

I had fallen asleep by then.

I really need to stop watching these and just look at the trailers afterward.

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Fat Princess was a bit weird but...it works no? Who'd have thought it, it's just such an obvious idea. The sort of thing I wish I'd thought of myself :(

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Graham S

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Dear Mr Soong,

Thank you for your kind offer of a position as Junior Internet Fanboy for Sony Corporation. As I left my previous post at Nintendo Company Ltd earlier today, I have been in the market for a new benevolent overlord, so I studied your proposal with keen interest. However, I have decided to go and live in a log cabin in Alaska instead, as videogames are fucking shit nowadays. Please direct any further correspondence to the Film and TV folder, where I will mostly be discussing movies made before 1959, back when everything was better.

Kindest Regards,

Graham_S

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macosx

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Actually SOOng its time to sell your PS3 you posted that you would if Home wasn't released at by E3. See you in the trading folder :(

The devs bigging up PS3 felt a bit desperate as was 'it's this good now imagine what it will be like in XX years'.

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I get the feeling that all is shit anyways. And unnecessary.

Wii will still sell to the casuals, 360 will still have problem expanding its userbase and PS3 will still be bought by all those who buy it because its a "PlayStation".

Man, these conferences really brought me down...

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Pupponvesh 2

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I think it's about time we all stood up and agreed on something. It's done, it's over. The PS3 is leading the way. Home, Flower game, Fat Princess, MAG, it's all there.

Look at DC Universe, they named one of their games after an old crappy Sega console, how amazing is that. That takes balls, balls only Sony have.

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therearerules

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The monster in Resistance 2 was MASSIVE. Imagine the polygons on that thing, it was the size of a skyscraper. If I'm not mistaken, possibly the biggest in-game character model in history.

I like the way it moved it's hand towards you so you'd end up in the next stairway section.

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