Sony E3 Conference: Done & Dusted

[Hello Goaty ♥]

shave. The Microsoft one was a total car-crash.

but... when the car crashed... lots and lots of games went flying all over the place.

[mr_rmg]

that was fucking awful. sonyLOL

[Guest]

Putting a brave face on it at Sony HQ

Do you know what? His jaw hit the floor first.

[Chase]

Well, Nintendo thread is on 64 pages. Sony is on 67 and Microsoft is on 93.

It's clear who the winner is you babies!

The Sony press conference only finished about 5 seconds ago you numpty!

Check back tomorrow when it'll be edging towards page 100. For people viewing 60 posts per page.

[ras el hanout]

I thought Smitty, Meh and Talk Show Host were HD fanboys which would sort of be understandable. Turns out they're just 360 fanboys.

[Landshead]

MASSIVE ACTION GAME

Thank fuck Soul Calibur 4 is out in a few weeks, and the LBP presentation made me smile.

Resistance 2 looks good, Insomniac are one of the better developers on the PS3.

However where the fuck was:

Team Ico Game

Wipeout HD

GT5 (that shitty TV section didnt count)

[Corleth the Fey]

If this is what year 2 of the PlayStation 3 life cycle looks like, imagine what years 3 and 4 look like

[arpaillange]

'Massive Action Game'.

'The Last Guy'.

Whatever else this is, it's the true GOLDEN AGE of game names. All I need is for someone to announce 'Shoot Shit Up Yessiree X' and I will be in hog heaven.

I'm tempted to call my game ORANGE BLOCK SMASH 1988 to keep things original.

[Chase]

Anyone been reading on Neogaf? About 75% of people there think MAG is the game of E3. Hell yeah.

[Talk Show Host]

The Sony press conference only finished about 5 seconds ago you numpty!

Check back tomorrow when it'll be edging towards page 100. For people viewing 60 posts per page.

Don't mess with the statistical analysis!

[Smitty]

Do you know what? His jaw hit the floor first.

Hilariously, that picture is from a page on some management guff, or something which says ''HOW TO FAIL AT ALMOST ANYTHING''.

Nice one, Sony.

[SeanR]

We're going to sell PS2s with a DVD with FMV of a PS3 MMO

[footle]

Aren't we halfway through year 2 and discussing things to be sold towards the end of year 2?

[TehStu]

Anyone been reading on Neogaf? About 75% of people there think MAG is the game of E3. Hell yeah.

It was some amazing CGI, agreed.

[a big boy]

Anyone been reading on Neogaf? About 75% of people there think MAG is the game of E3. Hell yeah.

Of course, they actually like games over there.

[RubberJohnny]

Of course, they actually like CG over there

Fixed.

You know the reason why people say inFAMOUS looks good? Because it showed Gameplay. Odd notion that.

[Talk Show Host]

I thought Smitty, Meh and Talk Show Host were HD fanboys which would sort of be understandable. Turns out they're just 360 fanboys.

Your ability to analyze is beyond human understanding.

[a big boy]

It was some amazing CGI, agreed.

It's the concept which is brilliant, and even if it was CGI you know after seeing Killzone 2 the graphics of a flagship title are going to amaze anyway, so it's a moot point.

[MK-1601]

Anyone been reading on Neogaf? About 75% of people there think MAG is the game of E3. Hell yeah.

Of all the 'core' stuff that's been shown, at least MAG is trying to do something that hasn't been done on consoles before.

[ras el hanout]

Your ability to analyze is beyond human understanding.

Well why the Dickens do you not like the PS3? It's mega powerful and has epic games on it. Should be right up your alley.

[Chase]

He is joking. NeoGAF is down at the moment due to traffic, and on /v/ (where a lot of the GAFers go when it's down) they are ripping all three conferences a new one, but it is generally agreed that MAG will be shit and microsoft won by default.

It's slow as hell, but it's working. Refresh past the 505 errors.

[Meh]

Your ability to analyze is beyond human understanding.

Of course I'm a 360 fanboy. But I'd say Sony had the best conference. Or least lol-worthy.

[Jam_sponge]

Best thing to come from this year's E3. Not the game, obviously.

If not for Banjo Kazooie being released on XBLA, I'd have to agree!

[Eighthours]

Yeah I loved how we saw the actual developers and they were FINALLY able to talk about how the PS3 is the best machine to work for. I think in 6 months everyone will jump off the 360 ship. Devs are now starting to realize the 360 is sinking.

Nobody in the video said that PS3 was better than 360. Nobody. Or even hinted at it. Tretton lied before it. Not quite as bad as the "billion hardware units" thing, but still a lie! Hilarious spin.

[Chase]

He is joking. NeoGAF is down at the moment due to traffic, and on /v/ (where a lot of the GAFers go when it's down) they are ripping all three conferences a new one, but it is generally agreed that MAG will be shit and microsoft won by default.

It's slow as hell, but it's working.

Y'know, the same as this forum keeps getting annoying 'The network link was interrupted while negotiating a connection. Please try again.', even as I type this.

[hub2]

flOwer (or however you're supposed to write it) looks really cool..

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36152.html

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36158.html

I'd be hard pressed to call it a 'game' though.

[TehStu]

It's the concept which is brilliant, and even if it was CGI you know after seeing Killzone 2 the graphics of a flagship title are going to amaze anyway, so it's a moot point.

MAG sounds good, we were only the other day talking about a Planetside remake in an MMO thread somewhere on this forum.

To jizz over the rendered footage, which some people are, is absolutely beyond belief.

[a big boy]

Fixed.

You know the reason why people say inFAMOUS looks good? Because it showed Gameplay. Odd notion that.

Hey, they both looked awesome. No compalints here.

[Pupponvesh 2]

I think MAG is sending out it's shockwaves. NeoGAF is just on the pulse.

Seriously, show that footage to anyone, then say 256 people are playing it, and their skull would cave-in because of how too-awesome it would be for them.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

Flower Power!