The Apprentice

[Wickedkitten]

I want Margaret back, make Karen fly.

[El Pibe]

"sorry Lord Sugar"

You wet twat!

[womblingfree]

Silly PM. Lordalun gifted him the lifeline of the 'backroom boy'.

[womblingfree]

'I'm the shortest'. All time classic.

[Sidewaysbob]

being short is now a strength is it ?!

[hoot]

So, he brought back the only other guy who volunteered to manage the task for the reason that he did so half-heartedly? What about rest who didn't put themselves forward at all?

Dick!

[Chow]

'I'm the shortest'. All time classic.

I'VE GOT A LOT OF GUT!

[therearerules]

I'm not just the youngest, I'm the shortest.

[lordcookie]

I hope Edward doesn't go as he is far too entertaining to go this early. The Alastair Cook impersonator should go, he is too dull.

[Sidewaysbob]

He can roll with the punches too don't forget.

[Hawkeye]

That Edward lad is a a Class A fud.

[womblingfree]

Keep Edward for being a twat?

[hoot]

TEARS BEFORE BEDTIME

[Wickedkitten]

being short is now a strength is it ?!

Lower centre of gravity so its harder for people to knock you over or something.

[womblingfree]

I like Edward.

[Hawkeye]

Maybe short people can more easily identify an orange!

[El Pibe]

Edward is a strange chap!

[Headache]

"There's no shame in being an accountant. The short thing though..."

[El Pibe]

Roll with the punches...!

[stephen129]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VK8i3Mcewk

[Hawkeye]

HR man woman needs to go too, she's got classic non-event written all over her. Although the entire female team may get suck up in the vortex on Meldodys self love.

[Paul3704]

Skinny bespectacled boy reminds me of Gordon Freeman AND the G-Man simultaneously.

I await the task with the test chamber.

[Sidewaysbob]

Right time to laugh at Edward, good night and see you tomorrow.

[El Pibe]

Melody's love for herself is amazing!

[womblingfree]

Isn't 250 grand a bit shit for a new venture from one of 'Britains most successful' entrepreneurs? It's like the 21st century equivalent of the prizes on Blankety Blank.

[DJ KNIGHT XIII]

The girls PM reminds me of a female version of Raef...

Now he was a cool chap.

[hoot]

He isn't coming across any better on You're Fired.

edit: Actually, he is, quite funny too.

[womblingfree]

Edward needs his own show. Maybe a guest presenter on Working Lunch?

[Chow]

Edward needs his own show. Maybe a guest presenter on Working Lunch?

"No, I'm not accountantist...

OK, maybe a little."

[Art Vandelay]

He's so snippy! All the hallmarks of small man syndrome.