The Apprentice

[sir stiff_one]

Short women are unattractive? Did I miss a meeting?

Yeah wow that's exactly what I said.

[mushashi]

I still don't understand why the appointment was moved, it really does appear to have been for no reason

The editors seem to have decided to cut out the bit where they must have mentioned why they decided to move it, for some stupid reason (as they were filming the entire conversation in that cab), probably the same reasons they edit the rest of the show the way they do. They could have easily shown it and it would have been all clear when it was brought up later.

[barkbat]

Could it not just be because he didn't want to get up early. If I had a choice of a meeting at 9am or 1pm I'd chose 1pm every time, no explanation necessary.

[Professor Puzzles]

I warmed to Stuart in the last task. He really did put a lot of effort in, particularly speaking German, particularly when the girl he was working with gave up and went on a big sulk.

"I'm Stuart and this is my male colleague Laura."

*Larry David music*

[El Pibe]

Maybe they thought that meeting is in the bag so let's go for 1pm and then leave 9am open or something, not expecting the other team to sneak in at 9am. Who knows.

[mushashi]

Could it not just be because he didn't want to get up early. If I had a choice of a meeting at 9am or 1pm I'd chose 1pm every time, no explanation necessary.

The blokes who booked it didn't go to the meeting anyway, and the one on the phone blamed the other one for telling him to change it in the boardroom, they just chose not to show the bit where they made that decision and for what reason.

[futureshock]

Yeah wow that's exactly what I said.

"I can't understand how anyone could find her attractive. I mean, she's not horrible looking, but she's under 5 foot..."

Hey, it's fine to fine somebody unattractive, but I'm not sure how their height comes in to it. Whatever turns you on, I guess.

[ZOK]

Could it not just be because he didn't want to get up early. If I had a choice of a meeting at 9am or 1pm I'd chose 1pm every time, no explanation necessary.

barkbat, you're fired.

I would LOVE to see Liz naked.

I do not believe that the reality would live up to the fantasy, to be honest.

[Fry Crayola]

"I'm Stuart and this is my male colleague Laura."

Did he say that? I wasn't paying much attention at parts, but the one time I did see him introduce her he correctly said "meine Kollegin".

I have to agree that it was good he put in the effort, although his frequent "das ist Wunderbar!" came across as though he'd heard the phrase on some pastiche rather than common usage.

[Professor Puzzles]

Well, that's what the subtitles said.

[Comrade]

I'd say it's between Stella, Liz and Joanna.

Liz never has screwed up or been brilliant, but seems to do more than enough each week.

Liz made the biggest sale in Apprentice history! I think that counts as "brilliant".

Anyway, did no one else notice the music from Little Big Planet in this episode? It played during the bit where Chris and Liz were making their crisps.

[Wickedkitten]

Aye I noticed that, pointed it out, and just got s bertstare from the OH

The good thing about the interviews is that Margaret will be back, yay. Liz is bound to get grilled judging by the claims she lied on her CV

[Stig]

I can't understand how anyone could find her attractive. I mean, she's not horrible looking, but she's under 5 foot and those boggly eyes and that horrible horrible horrible voice that sounds like she's asking you for a fight or saying "I know you are but what am I?" over and over no matter what the actual words are.

Totally agree, apart from the short thing, that doesn't bother me so much. She had a horrible nose to.

[ZOK]

However, her sale was in one of the presentation ones. I've got no time for those, as they are essentially a team effort anyway, and obviously conditioned by the production people.

[Triple A]

Anyway, did no one else notice the music from Little Big Planet in this episode? It played during the bit where Chris and Liz were making their crisps.

yeah - LBP music was also on Russell Howard's Good News last night.

anyway:

Stella - surely the winner, but needs to keep her bitchy side in check a little i think as it's crept out and could run her in trouble if she's not careful

Liz - fit as fuck runner up. a capable deputy but not real leader material

Stuart - please get to the interview, want to see him be ripped to bits. nasty little oik.

Joanna - bit too dull for me and a bit too unlikeable and rigid. not sure if i could work with her.

Laura - lovely looking and seems a nice girl deep down but too immature to handle any challenges rationally, so comes across as spoilt. doesn't have long left.

Chris - snoresville, outstayed his welcome for a while now

Jamie - in over his head chancer, full of himself and full of shit

[El Pibe]

I'm surprised so many people have the hots for Liz.

[probeater]

So am I, she looks like a malnourished coke fiend, Laura on the other hand

[Tangent]

When Liz sits still she's got a bit of a realdoll look going on. An impossibly slim figure, a doe eyed, mildly shocked look on her face, lips permanently and alluringly slightly apart. And looks shiny.

[Sidewaysbob]

Laura to go tonight ... or Jamie. Only a miracle can save those two now.

[Sidewaysbob]

The scavenger hunt ... always a good show.

[Sidewaysbob]

Whats a "blue book " then ... something electronic ?

[Hexx]

A +1 says that the deadline will be important given how emphasised it was there.

[Sidewaysbob]

the Boys are dead in the water ... no planning = fail

[myoozikk]

What is a tikker?

[Art Vandelay]

Have they ever done this task where they then have to flog all the stuff at the end? I'm sure that's been a twist in the past. I've got visions of someone agressively proffering a shag pile carpet door to door.

[Sidewaysbob]

It's the bit of gold that hangs over the forehead of indian lasses ..

viola

[Hexx]

What is a tikker?

No idea.

The boys are looking pretty fucked though. Joanna's getting a good edit

[myoozikk]

Ah nice, lol at the boys looking for a random magazine, when it's the cab guide.

[Sidewaysbob]

Bosh ..

[The Bag]

the guys are so going to fuck this up badly.