The Apprentice

[Gabe]

Ha, we're not even out of the intros and I hate them all!

Welcome back, The Apprentice.

[Headache]

They've promo'd some quality muppets already!

[Wickedkitten]

These people just get more and more lame each year.

[Sidewaysbob]

a good collection of wankers there then

[Wickedkitten]

I'm glad to see they don't look as alien as the promo pics make them look.

[Sidewaysbob]

speccy twat is far too slimy already

[pledge]

So what percentage of your business is he getting for this investment?

[pledge]

speccy twat is far too slimy already

What notes was he making in in the boardroom?

[Sidewaysbob]

What notes was he making in in the boardroom?

"i am a cock" then he drew a picture of a nob.

[Wickedkitten]

speccy twat is far too slimy already

He needs to go shave

[Mr Do 71]

Team Ability

[r1skbreak3r]

Just once I'd love to see someone suggest Team Rocket as a name... In fact I'd go on just to do that.

[Sidewaysbob]

Is that a record ... the boys pick a name in under 10 years !!!

[Sidewaysbob]

What could the Dali Lama possible teach you about buisness ????

[Headache]

Go Team Venture!

[womblingfree]

Al Gore, Desmund Tutu and the Dalai Lama :o

They've excelled themselves with candidates this year.

Must be great for them to be re-integrated into the community after all those years in rubber-rooms.

[Transient Curse]

I've never watched this before, are they normally this dislikable?

[exwhyzed]

Yep all twats.

[Sidewaysbob]

Oh yes

[Headache]

"Is that an orange?"

[Sidewaysbob]

Is that an orange !!??!! a very good question indeed

[Art Vandelay]

The long lost Neville brother with the teenage mold moustache has edged his thumping great nose out as the biggest helmet so far I reckon.

The boys' team seems to be retreading in the disasterous footsteps of the sausage task last year.

[Wickedkitten]

lol 1400 oranges, WHY!?

[womblingfree]

"Sales I'm not concerned with?"

[lordcookie]

Nice to see their negotiating is as good as usual.

[womblingfree]

It's the vanity and self-assurdness of media students dreaming of being film directors after just leaving their mum and dad's without the knowledge of how to boil an egg.

[Sidewaysbob]

Power tripper ahoy .... i'm the money pay ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE

[BubbleFish]

lol 1400 oranges, WHY!?

Lol, I was just thinking the same thing. Oh and aren't they allowed to use books or the net? What the hell was with the "no one knows how to make soup" comment?

[Gabe]

These people just get more and more lame each year.

That's true. Recently I've just finished watching all of Masterchef and whilst I appreciate it is a different type of show it was nice to see people not hating each other and being arses.

Even earlier series' of this didn't have such horrible people - but then again, isn't what we've got now a product of the way reality TV works now?

[r1skbreak3r]

The girls PM reminds me of a female version of Raef...