Jump to content

Recommended Posts

WooHOOOOOO!!! Under a month to go now!! Lets collect some amazing news stories leading up to it here. Such as...

1. House that is NOT THAT LUXURIOUS!! (what a CRAZY idea!!)

Big Brother producers have been forced to make severe cutbacks to the show due to the credit crunch, it has been claimed.

According to the Daily Star, house designers have been instructed to follow a much stricter budget this year, resulting in a "basic and bog-standard" setting for this summer's series.

An insider told the newspaper: "In these hard times we haven't wasted money on expensive fixtures and fittings. If the housemates think they will be in luxury they'll get a shock."

2. There will be...a SLUT...in the house!!! (I'm sure she's going to be taking facials from all the guys every night!, not just another boring sleepy housemate)

Big Brother chiefs are considering putting a "serial WAG" in the house this summer, a report claims.

According to the Daily Star, 29-year-old Jill Demirel attended an invites-only audition for the Channel 4 reality series in February. She is now said to be on the final shortlist for the forthcoming tenth series.

Demirel has been linked to Middlesbrough's Justin Hoyte and Spurs player Tom Huddlestone in the past. It is believed that the aspiring model has also been involved in relationships with other soccer stars that she has yet to reveal.

A source explained: "She's got plenty of tales about footballers that they'd find really embarrassing. She's been with a couple of them and doesn't care who knows.

"They can't stay away from her, even though she's a notorious kiss-and-tell girl. You can see why BB is interested."

3. Some Housemates will look like celebs!! (Haha one is supposed to look like LILLY ALLEN!!)

Big Brother producers have recruited a string of celebrity lookalikes for the forthcoming tenth series, according to a report.

Dead ringers for Kate Moss, Lily Allen, Jimmy Carr and Prince Harry have all made it to the final shortlist and look likely to enter the house in June, the Daily Star claims.

The show's team are also reportedly banking on an unknown Welsh stripper to create controversy throughout the summer.

A source revealed: "One of the team saw her in a lapdancing club. She's a vile character who'll sleep with any man, but she is game for a laugh, confident and a looker."

So yeah! Let's hope number 10 is the best one yet! Also, the return of horne and corden!!

Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh God is it that time again? <_<

Oh come on Smoothy! , you love this sort of stuff. Don't worry, they have assured us that the launch show will address and pay tribute to Goody.

Link to post
Share on other sites

What they should do is:

1. Have a klazon go off.

2. Housemates then have 5 minutes before one room in the house becomes lethal. There could be various levels of lethality ranging from nerve gas, to a hungry bear, to it simply being that one object becomes charged with fatal amounts of electricity.

3. Watch hilarity ensue.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Cappers, are you and Elmo going to do a Big Brother podcast like you threatened to do last year?

Now THAT I'd listen to.

The Telly show can rot for all I care with Jade's carcass under ground.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I dip in and out of BB most years because, well, I love to hate the cunty fuckwits they get on there, but all that in the OP just sounds...incredibly...too fucking shite, even for Big fucking Brother.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I've done well to completely avoid this shite for two years thanks to the gradual lack of interest stopping it popping up everywhere. It's almost like it doesn't exist any more. Marvelous.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Cappers, are you and Elmo going to do a Big Brother podcast like you threatened to do last year?

I'd love to do that, it's something we end up discussing towards the end of the series. I'd like to do at least one after the launch night.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Do you read Heat as well Adam?

I use to buy it like EVERY week when I lived in the UK. Loved that magazine. The 2 page spread of 'Darius waiting for a bus', I'll never forget that.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Hey, this year I heard they were going to put in a porn st-

Wait, they've done that.

Okay then. They're going to put in a midg-

Nope, done that.

Oh, well, this is a wild rumour, but I've heard they're going to put in a blind pers-

Oh. Looks like this year it's going to have to be someone in a wheelchair or conjoined twins. Or maybe they could get that face transplant woman.

Link to post
Share on other sites
What they should do is:

1. Have a klazon go off.

2. Housemates then have 5 minutes before one room in the house becomes lethal. There could be various levels of lethality ranging from nerve gas, to a hungry bear, to it simply being that one object becomes charged with fatal amounts of electricity.

3. Watch hilarity ensue.

I like it. A bit like a Saw version of Big Brother.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Hey, this year I heard they were going to put in a porn st-

Wait, they've done that.

Okay then. They're going to put in a midg-

Nope, done that.

Oh, well, this is a wild rumour, but I've heard they're going to put in a blind pers-

Oh. Looks like this year it's going to have to be someone in a wheelchair or conjoined twins. Or maybe they could get that face transplant woman.

Yeah, I think it's time for a wheelchair housemate. Would be interesting if they put someone in there who is really deformed and scary to look at. I don't think they would do it as it would put people off watching it but would be interesting to see how people cope with it (eating at the dinner table etc).

Link to post
Share on other sites

Acctually, I wonder if a Good Big Brother vs Evil Big Brother could work. The good Big Brother rewards them for completing tasks where as the Evil one makes them do even more embarassing shit and thier only reward for passing a task is not recieving the punishment they'd get for failing it. Or the evil Big Brother could force certein housemates to do stuff to other housemates or their possessions.

It would definitely give them a theme to centre the show around.

Link to post
Share on other sites
  • 2 weeks later...

3rd June is a wednesday? Does it actually start then or do we think it'll be the 5th? (the radiotimes website currently goes upto 3rd June, and its not on there, (but big brothers biz quiz is).

Link to post
Share on other sites
  • 2 weeks later...

Anyone see the documentary about BB that was on C4 tonight? It was really good actually, being presented (and I think she was involved a lot in the production too) by the forever amazing Grace Dent. I'm sure it's on C4's catch up OD whatever thing if you've missed it.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Acctually, I wonder if a Good Big Brother vs Evil Big Brother could work. The good Big Brother rewards them for completing tasks where as the Evil one makes them do even more embarassing shit and thier only reward for passing a task is not recieving the punishment they'd get for failing it. Or the evil Big Brother could force certein housemates to do stuff to other housemates or their possessions.

It would definitely give them a theme to centre the show around.

I don't think they need the help of an evil big brother to get them to do that. Most of them seem to manage quite fine on their own.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. Use of this website is subject to our Privacy Policy, Terms of Use, and Guidelines.