RPL Athletic - Dressing Room

[pompey88]

Craig, I'll try my best to be there tonight, but I'm knackered. I have to leave my house at 3am tomorrow so I'm going to try and get some sleep in a minute and wake up for the game and then sleep after again. So hopefully see you later.

[SaintM]

If Chris and Pompey are both missing, that puts us under the required 6.

It's a pretty shambolic squad at the moment, given the time of the season and how we can get ourselves back in the race for the title.

[hereticboy]

Chris is coming tonight, but Billy might not be. We'll see how it goes. What happens if we can't get 6?

[SaintM]

Dunno. It's not happened before.

[Manic Minor]

Chris is coming tonight, but Billy might not be. We'll see how it goes. What happens if we can't get 6?

You forfeit everything.

Not only this season's records, but everything. It's like you never existed, all records of you will be gone.

Or so I heard.....

[Petey]

Oh dear

[mackenie]

dont mean to butt in but maybe it could be a set amount of points deducted for every missing player? or loose 50% of the points gained? it would be abit rubbish for those of you that turn up and the city players to not get a game this week.

[SaintM]

Fuck off 50% of the points!

[SaintM]

City were only dropped 10 points for fielding a dodgy team when it was within their power not to!

[pompey88]

dont mean to butt in but maybe it could be a set amount of points deducted for every missing player? or loose 50% of the points gained? it would be abit rubbish for those of you that turn up and the city players to not get a game this week.

Rise and shine.

[hereticboy]

EVERYONE LOOK AT TOM!

[Chris303]

Woo he's up!

[LittleJoe]

....?

[hereticboy]

Quarter past, mate.

[pompey88]

Quarter past, mate.

? You told me 10...

[hereticboy]

I made sure you were on time is what I did.

[LittleJoe]

The DOODLE said fucking 10. What a farce. What am I supposed to do for the next six minutes?

[pompey88]

I made sure you were on time is what I did.

You're a cunt.

I'm being serious, I've been sitting on this screen for 12 minutes.

[Petey]

QUARTER PAST CRAIG, WHERE ARE YOU?!

[LittleJoe]

You're a cunt.

I'm being serious, I've been sitting on this screen for 12 minutes.

Unbelievable isn't it? Un-bloody-believable. I've been sat here for 8 minutes, just sitting, waiting.

[pompey88]

Unbelievable isn't it? Un-bloody-believable. I've been sat here for 8 minutes, just sitting, waiting.

He's clearly not manager material.

[Petey]

[SaintM]

Apart from the tactics, individual performances and lack of any cohesion or prowess in any area of the pitch, I thought we did alright.

[LittleJoe]

I hit the crossbar.

[hereticboy]

Yeah, shit week. I really think we missed Billy and Tomox doing what they did last week. The Any was fucked without one or two actual people doing some defending in midfield.

Next week, lads. You never know, maybe we'll get a few more people.

Everyone forget this week, it didn't happen.

[pompey88]

Not the best week lads! Was quite funny though.

See you in a few weeks, I expect us to secure second place by the time I'm back.

[hereticboy]

On the plus side, we got 2 points!

[Petey]

Awful performance for me this week but it was such a laugh, finished the games tonight with a smile 'cause I'd had a laugh.

Good stuff, same again next week chaps

[hereticboy]

Aye, sorry to say it got a bit serious in the first game. No stats from our end for the first game, btw. I forgot to write anything down. Don't worry Chris, you still get your goal added to your stats .

[Tomox]

Oh Craig......