Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Ok, can't be arsed catching up with the whole thread; but why exactly does Disciple have a beef with Bayonetta getting an Edge 10? It's definitely a game I'm going to be playing for a good time, and will always remember very fondly, like most in their list of 'perfects' (surely nobody really believes that a 10 is a perfect game, do they? as if such thing could possible exist!) It's because a lot of people believe that a 10 should only be awarded to certain genres. Crazy, I know, but the words 'niche' and 'appeal' were frequently used in the discussion earlier in the thread. The main argument was that quality means nothing if the game is too niche according to some arbitrary standard. Nope, you need to read between the lines. I've previously stated that it sounds like an amazing game. It's getting rave reviews everywhere. What we're looking at here is consistency, much like the standard of refereeing in the Premier League. Got it? Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gerbik Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 IDGI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Check out the brilliant story, how the scene is set - ohh those two European Clans! Defend that "just passage of time". Great voice acting too. "20 years ago you woke up stuck in a casket in the bottom of a lake. All you can remember is that you're a Witch!" "WHAT THE..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK Bell Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I like how her main special power appears to be that her clothes come off and attack. The medium has come so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I like how her main special power appears to be that her clothes come off and attack. The medium has come so far. Pinnacle. Damn Dragon's age for sex scenes though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mike Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Don't worry everyone: it's Disciple. Someone replaced him with a retarded contrary chat bot some time ago. He doesn't mean any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemsie Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I like how her main special power appears to be that her clothes come off and attack. The medium has come so far. Well, let's put it this way. I hope the gameplay on that Dead to Rights game you're working on (if I'm not mistaken) is as good and deep as Bayonetta's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Dogg III Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Don't worry everyone: it's Disciple. Someone replaced him with a retarded contrary chat bot some time ago. He doesn't mean any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemsie Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 IDGI Me neither. What is this talk about consistency about? Surely an RPG will be judged differently on its story, characters and writing than a combat game in which these are merely window dressing? Bayonetta takes its gameplay very seriously and plays the rest for laughs. Which works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK Bell Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK Bell Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Damn Dragon's age for sex scenes though, eh? I've so far opted to be a prude. Well, let's put it this way. I hope the gameplay on that Dead to Rights game you're working on (if I'm not mistaken) is as good and deep as Bayonetta's. I'm not really able to comment on that (and I've not really done much on it) but I can confirm that there is no nudie-Jack running around the levels. The dog is though. Dirty boy. I should add that I think Bayonatta looks good ...I just don't want to have to explain to the missus why her kit keeps flying off ..."mumble mumble 10/10 in Edge mumble mumble irony mumble" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemsie Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I'm not really able to comment on that (and I've not really done much on it) but I can confirm that there is no nudie-Jack running around the levels. But there is a 'Testikill', right? I love how far this medium has come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK Bell Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 But there is a 'Testikill', right? I love how far this medium has come. That's a legitimate thing that a dog would do to you if you provoke it. But I don't know who named the achievement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyhwuhx Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Check out the brilliant story, how the scene is set - ohh those two European Clans! Defend that "just passage of time". Great voice acting too. "20 years ago you woke up stuck in a casket in the bottom of a lake. All you can remember is that you're a Witch!" "WHAT THE..." I don't think off-the-wall Jap stuff needs a storyline in the way a high fantasy roleplaying game does. God forbid actually. One Kojima is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You could make a pretty realistic Disciple bot just by quoting posts at random, asking a vague rhetorical question underneath, and sticking in ridiculous fucking wink and tongue smilies completely at random, although that would struggle to be as annoying and cluelessly smug as the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stolly Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You could make a pretty realistic Disciple bot just by quoting posts at random, asking a vague rhetorical question underneath, and sticking in ridiculous fucking wink and tongue smilies completely at random, although that would struggle to be as annoying and cluelessly smug as the real thing. As said by 'K', not the smuggest person on the forum at all. No really, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Don't worry everyone: it's Disciple. Someone replaced him with a retarded contrary chat bot some time ago. He doesn't mean any of this. Replaced? You mean he wasn't always a retarded contrary chat bot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mike Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It was a long while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 The forum never lets itself down by it's display of class Here's the simple version. That story/intro. It's horsecake. Utterly. Yet we seem to be able to let it off "Because it's a fighting game. lolz!". We aren't talking about some high brow fantasy style writing. Of course that wouldn't sit right. However I do not believe you should accept something that is rubbish just because it's a bit wacky/Japanese/you love the actual game/developer. Do we really believe the voice acting from the guy in the car was good? Actually of a decent standard? "Oh it's alright if it's crap, because...". No. If it's rubbish, it's rubbish. He probably did some work on Legend of the Overfiend. As much as I enjoy Barry Burton and his "Master of Unlocking" quote (which is a lot), I still know that it's not good voice acting. You'd have hoped that a few years down the line from that we'd see some improvements here from Japanese developers. Consistency? Review a game and hold the story and voice acting to a higher standard (Dragon Age) and then gloss over any similar problems in another game. I'm saying exactly that the genre should not matter where as apparently you guys think I'm voicing the opposite. Effectively that story and some of that voice acting in Bayonetta is that of Harry Hill turning to camera and shaking his fist mockingly. Then again perhaps we should not hold anyone to a higher standard and go LOL ITS A FIGHTY GAME ITS FINE. Science and progress, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmo Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 The forum never lets itself down by it's display of class Here's the simple version. That story/intro. It's horsecake. Utterly. Yet we seem to be able to let it off "Because it's a fighting game. lolz!". We aren't talking about some high brow fantasy style writing. Of course that wouldn't sit right. However I do not believe you should accept something that is rubbish just because it's a bit wacky/Japanese/you love the actual game/developer. Do we really believe the voice acting from the guy in the car was good? Actually of a decent standard? "Oh it's alright if it's crap, because...". No. If it's rubbish, it's rubbish. He probably did some work on Legend of the Overfiend. As much as I enjoy Barry Burton and his "Master of Unlocking" quote (which is a lot), I still know that it's not good voice acting. You'd have hoped that a few years down the line from that we'd see some improvements here from Japanese developers. Consistency? Review a game and hold the story and voice acting to a higher standard (Dragon Age) and then gloss over any similar problems in another game. I'm saying exactly that the genre should not matter where as apparently you guys think I'm voicing the opposite. Effectively that story and some of that voice acting in Bayonetta is that of Harry Hill turning to camera and shaking his fist mockingly. Then again perhaps we should not hold anyone to a higher standard and go LOL ITS A FIGHTY GAME ITS FINE. Science and progress, right? I've been playing Bayonetta in my head for a while and agreeing with the ten out of ten every step of the way, but after watching that video I'm inclined to agree. It's dropped right down to a seven or even a six. Heck, I'm not buying it anymore. How am I supposed to enjoy beating up these monsters if I can't relate to the main character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I've been playing Bayonetta in my head for a while and agreeing with the ten out of ten every step of the way, but after watching that video I'm inclined to agree. It's dropped right down to a seven or even a six. Heck, I'm not buying it anymore. How am I supposed to enjoy beating up these monsters if I can't relate to the main character? It's not about the score. The game is, undeniably, great. I'm not talking about the game really am I Timmeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmo Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 After reading your posts repeatedly, I have absolutely no idea what point(s) you are making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Consistency? Review a game and hold the story and voice acting to a higher standard (Dragon Age) and then gloss over any similar problems in another game. I'm saying exactly that the genre should not matter where as apparently you guys think I'm voicing the opposite. But that’s a ridiculous point to make. Of course the genre matters; Dragon Age is an epic low fantasy adventure that’s striving for grandeur and portent, Bayonetta is a deliberately insanely OTT kill-fest that pitches itself at a controlled state of near-hysteria. It’s a matter of intent. The developers of Bayonetta were clearly intending to go for high camp, the developers of Dragon Age clearly weren’t, which is why it’s valid to criticise one game for having poor voice-acting and not the other. I mean, ‘Black Dynamite’ has bad acting and shoddy editing and so does Tommy Wiseau’s ‘The Room’, but I’d imagine you can work out what the filmmakers were aiming for in each film, and whether they achieved that goal, and it’s not inconsistent to praise one and criticise the other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny_rat Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 If both Demolition Man and Gattaca featured an actor who spoke like Kenneth Williams and wore an eyepatch I would be more likely to criticise the decision to include this character in the latter film. Context is more important than consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It’s a matter of intent. The developers of Bayonetta were clearly intending to go for high camp, the developers of Dragon Age clearly weren’t, which is why it’s valid to criticise one game for having poor voice-acting and not the other. So what you are saying is that even if the voice acting is utterly toilet (let's say it was barely audible grunts) then that's fine? If the story is barely cobbled together it really, really doesn't matter? If that's your opinion then fine. So I suspect that if Capcom re-made Resident Evil 1 they wouldn't bother spending money on re-casting a Barry Burton and changing his lines somewhat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stolly Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 At the end of the day you really have to play the bleedin' game to have an opinion; there's no way I'm going to disagree with Edge's Bayonetta score until I've played it (or maybe that should read 'if' I play it, given that the PS3 version could be a shoddy job). Edge get some scores right, viewed from my little old perspective and some wrong; the annoying thing about their dragon age review is that its badly wrong; not even close, out of fucking court. But again I'll stress that that is just in my opinion, nobody else's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cochese Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Our Hollywood blockbusters would be much improved if they allowed Japanese videogame developers to design the characters and their dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 At the end of the day you really have to play the bleedin' game to have an opinion; there's no way I'm going to disagree with Edge's Bayonetta score until I've played it (or maybe that should read 'if' I play it, given that the PS3 version could be a shoddy job). Edge get some scores right, viewed from my little old perspective and some wrong; the annoying thing about their dragon age review is that its badly wrong; not even close, out of fucking court. But again I'll stress that that is just in my opinion, nobody else's. I'm sure they've got the score right for Bayonetta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cochese Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I've never played Dragon Age, or seen screen grabs of it or anything, but I would give it a 3/10 purely based upon its name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi von Starnberg Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Put it down to 2/10 because of the unnecessary subtitle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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