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kiko kylz

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Thanks man. It's actually written by my 12 year old daughter. She wants to be an author, and writes so many fictional stories. She worked on this one for ages, so I wanted to publish it for her and give her the confidence to keep going xx 

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5 hours ago, kiko kylz said:

Thanks man. It's actually written by my 12 year old daughter. She wants to be an author, and writes so many fictional stories. She worked on this one for ages, so I wanted to publish it for her and give her the confidence to keep going xx 

 

That's amazing mate!

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6 hours ago, kiko kylz said:

Thanks man. It's actually written by my 12 year old daughter. She wants to be an author, and writes so many fictional stories. She worked on this one for ages, so I wanted to publish it for her and give her the confidence to keep going xx 

Wow that's awesome. Congrats to her.

I don't even think my dissertation was 56 pages. 

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17 hours ago, BiGBaZ96 said:

Wow 12 years old and she's wrote a 56 page book that's quality , when I was 12 I was having dogshit fights over the park 

Fucking dogshit fights? What the fuck?

 

Presumably a dogshit fight is just you and your mates flinging dogshit at each other? Why would you do that? And where the fuck do you live that there's enough dogshit to throw at each other? Did you collect dogshit until you had enough dogshit for a fight, and then call all your mates to let them it was on?

 

This might be the most important thing anyone has said around these parts for years, we need to get to the bottom (and I don't mean a dog's bottom Baz, you fucking deviant) of this.

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17 hours ago, Keiths_Dad said:

Fucking dogshit fights? What the fuck?

 

Presumably a dogshit fight is just you and your mates flinging dogshit at each other? Why would you do that? And where the fuck do you live that there's enough dogshit to throw at each other? Did you collect dogshit until you had enough dogshit for a fight, and then call all your mates to let them it was on?

 

This might be the most important thing anyone has said around these parts for years, we need to get to the bottom (and I don't mean a dog's bottom Baz, you fucking deviant) of this.


As someone else who has had the pleasure of partaking in dogshit fights, most of your questions can be simply answered with the word: 'London'.

Another version of the dogshit fight game: One person is 'it'. They dip a tennis ball in a big, juicy, slightly runny dogshit. Then they try and luzz the ball at whomever they can hit while everyone else scarpers.
If you are hit with the shit ball, you then have everyone else stand round shouting "Euuuurrrrrrrgghhhh dog shit nonce" until you retrieve the ball, dip it in another fresh dogshit... at which point they all scarper and the game begins afresh.

 

Good times.

Also I bought a copy of the book. Well done to the little 'un.

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4 minutes ago, Pants McSkill said:


As someone else who has had the pleasure of partaking in dogshit fights, most of your questions can be simply answered with the word: 'London'.

Another version of the dogshit fight game: One person is 'it'. They dip a tennis ball in a big, juicy, slightly runny dogshit. Then they try and luzz the ball at whomever they can hit while everyone else scarpers.
If you are hit with the shit ball, you then have everyone else stand round shouting "Euuuurrrrrrrgghhhh dog shit nonce" until you retrieve the ball, dip it in another fresh dogshit... at which point they all scarper and the game begins afresh.

 

Good times.

Also I bought a copy of the book. Well done to the little 'un.

:lol:

We used to play a similar game but with fireworks and batteries out of season.

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Ahh yeah the fireworks that shoot the puff little light or the gay rockets :lol: but you can't beat a good dosgshit fight there's nothing better then slapping someone in the side of the head with a handful of white dogshit 

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Seems a half decent deal in the bargains thread. Ghost Recon: Wildlands + Season Pass for £22.40 hard copy.

It gets mediocre reviews but is supposed to improve in co-op. Anyone jumping in? Otherwise, I'll stay on the lookout for a cheap copy of Battlefield 1.

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On 2017-6-3 at 12:44, BiGBaZ96 said:

Wow 12 years old and she's wrote a 56 page book that's quality , when I was 12 I was having dogshit fights over the park 

 

...and I'd given up acid as I'd done too much.  It truly is a wonder.  

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