Nespresso Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Jesus so it is true. Carlito does get all the bitches. Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithstock Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Jesus. Nice post chap, I always knew there was something weird about you. 11101100010100100011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlito Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Mate, I cut my teeth on Street Fighter frame data. I shit a fucking chart. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattakin Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 There is huge amount of interest in an rllmuk server! I We;; im hoping to get it up and running by the end of the week so i'll put you on the list. If anyone is interested in contributing or being a VIP/Admin just let me know. I'll send a batch of PM out tonight with my paypal details. Playing a 300 ticket rush game just aint the same! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerraig UK Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Im probably on the most fats so make me an admin. also be careful with your naming convention. Makes the difference between an always empty or always full room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael J Glocks Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm on a lot too, can I be an admin pleeeease. also be careful with your naming convention. Makes the difference between an always empty or always full room "UK GIRL GAMERS ONLY" should do the trick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straps Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Yeah you'll need a banner too, something like this should do fine: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmyhill Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I would love some games with some of you guys if this server gets up and running, I'm getting fed up of being kicked from servers and its not like I'm even that good - losing 12k today was painful and more than unfair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuntimeDave Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Chapter 3 - "Carlito, Kerraig is a monster at BF3, but he's high on life and tranqs and some of his opinions on guns and attachments are so wrong they making me infertile. Break it down like as if this thread was Wildstyle" Kerraig is better than you at this game because he likes it more than you and he plays it more than you. He can use guns that you can't even if his crazy attachment choices make them ultro-gash. Flash Suppressor Pro - 30-17% reduction in vertical recoil - no muzzle flash Con - 20-30% decrease in hipfire accuracy Laser Sight Pro -50% increase in hipfire accuracy across all guns Con - Visible laser Underslung Rail Pro - Can switch to underslung grenade launcher or MASS faster - underslung shotguns get accuracy boost Con - none Foregrip Pro - 20-50% Reduced horizontal recoil Con - 20-50% reduction in aimed accuracy for ARs (except g3), 25-34% reduction in aimed accuracy for carbines, 16-25% reduction in aimed accuracy for LMGs and 200% reduction in accuracy for all snipers and the G3 Silencer Pro - 10% reduction in vertical recoil - don't appear on minimap - 25% increase in aimed accuracy Con - 50% minimum damage distance dropoff, 40% maximum damage dropoff - 40 odd % reduced hipfire accuracy Bipod Pro - 75% increase in accuracy, 50% reduction in vertical recoil, 75% increase in accuracy - and even higher on LMGs Con - stationary when deployed. Heavy Barrel Pro - 75% increase in ADS accuracy (50% for LMGs) - 50% increase in maximum damage dropoff distance Con - 10-15% increase in vertical recoil Extended Mags Pro - more bullets innit. Got a fucking chart mate? Yeah, I've got a fucking chart mate. Credit to Jackson at Symthic forum for that one. NEXT CHAPTERS IN THIS EXCITING THRILLER!: -How to read accuracy graphs and what the stats means -Good weapon combinations across all classes. needs more whistling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdio Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Great posts Carlito, cheers. I would love some games with some of you guys if this server gets up and running, I'm getting fed up of being kicked from servers and its not like I'm even that good - losing 12k today was painful and more than unfair I got banned from one for the first time a couple of days ago (just outright, not even kicked), apparently for doing nothing more than being top of the scoreboard on a team that was struggling in any case. It was especially annoying since the games before had been marked by several people being total spawn-killing cunts all the way through. Since that was OK but me killing a few of them wasn't I'd have to assume they were the admins. People, eh. On a more positive note I've been on a right run of taking out choppers with tank shells recently. No idea why it's suddenly become a regular occurence - and I'm sure it won't continue for too long - but it's stupidly satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattakin Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 PM'd everyone interested in contributing. Shouldn't be that expensive to get 4800 points for a 90 day server. Anyone ive missed, drop me a PM and i'll give you my paypal address. Lub fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlito Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I got banned for soflaming a level 100 chopper pilot. He wouldn't spawn unless he could get in the attack heli and, to be fair to him, he was fucking good, basically taking our team apart on his own so I popped a SOFLAM and manually locked him for the whole game with White-O and Funzies on the Javelin. Got banned on the second set of MCOM after dropping him about five times. It made my evening to know that I spoiled his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdio Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Ha, one of the choppers who I tank shelled recently had been totally pushing our shit in all game, to use the parlance of the battlefield. I can't say he didn't win the war but sometimes winning the battle is enough to make it worthwhile. Also had a really odd one on Kharg where I did alright generally but died six times in the round, in a variety of areas and situations, and it was the same guy who killed me every time despite it being a full game. I started wondering if he had some sort of cheat mode that made it so I was wearing the 'Jorge Campos USA '94' camouflage or something, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmyhill Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I took my first chopper down with a javelin last night, our side was bossing the map but this chopper owned the skies! Great bit of team work to target him and I think he was distracted by my teams choppers as down he went! My best chopper downing was the one with an rpg from about 3m in front of me as he was trying to hunt me down in the hills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looper Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I do love hitting choppers with unguided weapons, feels good man. I hadn't had any banning or admin shit at all for ages, then had a run of it in a night getting banned from a few. Getting 'admin killed you' for the temerity to get in the attack chopper is shit and shouldn't even be an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straps Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 So there aren't any official servers anymore. I think I'm more annoyed at myself for not being surprised at EA for this. What an enormous bunch of cunts they are. *edit* Tweeted them about it. They suggest I contact their customer support, I ask how that will bring back official servers, they block me. Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdio Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 What the fuck. Have they actually come out and said that's the end of it? This would be a colossal (though not particularly surprising) fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Metal Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 LOLEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straps Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 They haven't even said anything about it, they've just switched them off. Well, the EA servers were being sold as custom servers, but the DICE ones have just disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlito Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Don't they have some kind of responsibility to provide servers given that you have to pay for an online pass? A basic level of online service that is not dictated by Joe Public admins. Scandal surely? Only by buying your own server can you ensure that you can play the unadulterated vanilla version of the game that you paid for. I am regularly kicked from custom servers for no reason and now I have no other option but to join them. Angry letter time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2031 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 It's obvious that they've done this so that they can say 'Why not buy your own server where you can make the rules®! It's not a major problem for me on PC but it's a shitty thing to do, you can't choose to filter out fuckwits who'll kick you on private servers, where it's a given on official ones that they aren't in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thread Astaire Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 They've royally fucked it getting rid of official servers. Now all I can play are games with 1000 tickets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishyFish Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Potentially pissing off some of your user base a month before you release some DLC seems like an error of judgement somehow. Good work EA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetchy Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Look, I'm sure Kerraig will be along soon to ask this, but you guys do know how to use the server browser, yeah? Because apparently it works fine and he can find official servers all the time so you lot just must be shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdio Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I haven't looked for any official servers myself (although I was playing tonight) but there seems to be a pretty long thread on the Battlelog forums where people are, inevitably, arguing like absolute twats about it with the odd reasoned post scattered here and there so I guess there must be something in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straps Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 There are a few left. And there seemed to be a few more tonight than there were early evening. Maybe about 5 pages or so's worth in various territories and with various gametypes. But it's only EA ones left, which are neither queueable nor favouriteable. All the DICE ones are dead. I wasn't even using them, I tend to stick to about four or five favourited custom servers, but the fact that they've (practically) turned them all off is so, so shit. Awful company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagster Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Look, I'm sure Kerraig will be along soon to ask this, but you guys do know how to use the server browser, yeah? Because apparently it works fine and he can find official servers all the time so you lot just must be shit. I know this isn't a serious post (I think?) but all "official servers" are now empty because rented ones are getting preference on matchmaking,. Anyway there are two reasons I quit this game, and 99% (not an exageration) of servers being some sort of hell with 500% tickets, fast respawns, metro only, fast vehicle respawn, no shotguns, kill the admin and get kicked or other idiotic settings is one of them. It's literally impossible to get into a server with "normal" settings with a normal map rotation for conquest without having to pay $30 for a rented server. I don't know what it is about this game, I have no problems playing TF2 or CoD4 on dedicated servers with normal rules, but the BF3 playerbase loves clusterfuck type maps/modes/settings where they can sit in a corner racking up points throwing grenades into one of the locker rooms on metro etc. What DICE have done here is pretty horrible really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patters2.0 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I rarely get time to play this, but I sure as hell don't fucking appreciate being forced to play single matches that last an hour. EVERY GAME. I tried following Kerraig's tip from a few pages back (searching in the server browser for the name "Server" or something) but I got nothing. Maybe that only works for PC ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerraig UK Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Look, I'm sure Kerraig will be along soon to ask this, but you guys do know how to use the server browser, yeah? Because apparently it works fine and he can find official servers all the time so you lot just must be shit. I'm actually playing on one as we speak (in the US). But yeah if they get rid entirely they can fucking do one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerraig UK Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I know this isn't a serious post (I think?) but all "official servers" are now empty because rented ones are getting preference on matchmaking,. Anyway there are two reasons I quit this game, and 99% (not an exageration) of servers being some sort of hell with 500% tickets, fast respawns, metro only, fast vehicle respawn, no shotguns, kill the admin and get kicked or other idiotic settings is one of them. It's literally impossible to get into a server with "normal" settings with a normal map rotation for conquest without having to pay $30 for a rented server. I don't know what it is about this game, I have no problems playing TF2 or CoD4 on dedicated servers with normal rules, but the BF3 playerbase loves clusterfuck type maps/modes/settings where they can sit in a corner racking up points throwing grenades into one of the locker rooms on metro etc. What DICE have done here is pretty horrible really. I agree that Dice are fucking us over hard here, and i've already voiced my dissent to em, but really it takes 30 secs to find a normal conquest DICE rules server. Just search 'normal rules'. There are HUNDREDS of servers available at all times and they are always completely full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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