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FuntimeDave

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I'd forgotten to add you to the scalps gained list mate

I love the self delusion that you might actually win. You won't....you will lose...and it will be down to you....because you are shit :D .

Oh FTD, your naivety will be your downfall. Make sure you are not on your own when we play. Someone will need to be there to piece you back togther again once they fiannlly coax you from your fetal postion in the corner of the room. I really don't want your fragile mind on my conscience but if you persist in this nonsense then so be it. You will get yours very soon .....very soon my friend

Week commencing 28th November 2010 is judgement day week and you sir will be judged.

Oh is Tyler playing your games as well then?

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Charliemouse

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Good afternoon, fellow League Twoers. I just wanted to clarify something before the big kick off: if I have my mic off during my leagues games with any of you, rest assured it's because I think you're a total prick.

That was what I used to do and I managed to get even lower ratings than Little Joe.

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FuntimeDave

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I'd forgotten to add you to the scalps gained list mate

I love the self delusion that you might actually win. You won't....you will lose...and it will be down to you....because you are shit :D .

Oh FTD, your naivety will be your downfall. Make sure you are not on your own when we play. Someone will need to be there to piece you back togther again once they fiannlly coax you from your fetal postion in the corner of the room. I really don't want your fragile mind on my conscience but if you persist in this nonsense then so be it. You will get yours very soon .....very soon my friend

Week commencing 28th November 2010 is judgement day week and you sir will be judged.

lol - dear dear dear Orville - why the hostility. If you look at the post you will see I have realised the error of my ways and now understand you are not a man to make his own decisions or have faith in his own ability but one who can be manipulated by a ginger man with curly hair. I am not hostile towards you but feel sorrow. I merely hope for your comfort the puppetmaster warms his digits before insertion.

Good afternoon, fellow League Twoers. I just wanted to clarify something before the big kick off: if I have my mic off during my leagues games with any of you, rest assured it's because I think you're a total prick.

Billy Brownfingers aka Puppetmaster .... hmmmmmmmmmm

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OneDvBmbr

OneDvBmbr

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Bamber becomes Blackpool boss

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Blackpool Gazette: So, Mr Bamber, what tempted you to Bloomfield Road?

Bamber: Are you mad? This is a great club. OK, so like me they've been round the block a bit, but if you scrub us both up we look half decent, and on our day we'd go out and pull.

Blackpool Gazette: Er, pull?

Bamber: You heard me! Pull! Maybe not the best looking bird, but we'd get her in the taxi and score. And that's what I want my boys to do this season, score over and over again, even if it is sometimes the ugly one you have to take for the team.

Blackpool Gazette: So you're going to be playing some attacking football then?

Bamber: That's right, none of this snooze-worthy 4-4-2 that that Italian fella in charge of England plays, and none of that 4-6-0 rubbish either. Proper attacking football. Proper job.

Blackpool Gazette: Aren't you worried that your team isn't as strong as the rest in the league?

Bamber: What kind of question is that? Do you think I'm scared? I'm not going to sit in the corner and cry. My 11 boys will go out and play against another team of 11, that's all. If any of my boys are scared then they haven't seen me on a dark night. Crikey.

Blackpool Gazette: Finally, do you have any messages for your fellow managers in the league?

Bamber: Yeah, I'm going to whoop the lot of them. Especially that Billy Brown bloke. Have you actually seen that fella? He's brainless, hasn't got a clue. To be honest, I could say the same for the rest of 'em too. They're all a chicken short of a farmyard.

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OneDvBmbr

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Claridge Predicts!

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Steve Claridge is back! After a season long stay in The Priory, the lower league expert casts his eye over the League Two rejects and misfits (and OneDaveBamber).

1 SaintM - This Russian slughead will sadly be a bit too strong for the rest.

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2 OneDaveBamber - At his hometown club, he will finally break out of League Two against all the odds.

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3 Wincho - Will start to reverse his downward slump. Still rubbish though.

4 Gambit - He'll be boring, but will get results. HOOF!

5 kirky72 - An unknown, so hard to judge. We'll say mid-table.

6 Billy Brown - Mediocre, as usual. Not good, not terrible, just average.

7 TommyMAT - Good season last year, will consolidate at this level.

8 xyzgames - Some might arrogantly ignore him, but he'll do enough to stay up.

9 FuntimeDave - Won't be many fun times over the season, will be in a relegation battle.

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10 zapp0mus1c - Zip. Zap. Gone. Simply not good enough.

11 Charliemouse - He may go down kicking and screaming, but he'll definitely go down.

12 Pants McSkill - Shit. Will be lucky to win a game all season.

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Pilotwings

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Good afternoon, fellow League Twoers. I just wanted to clarify something before the big kick off: if I have my mic off during my leagues games with any of you, rest assured it's because I think you're a total prick.

Billy you didn't tell L2 this last season, we had to find out the hard way!

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FuntimeDave

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Hmmm actually got to play with the team I ended up with. Not the best choice in the world. Gonna be interesting to see how they stack up against the big boys. So below is my predictions for the season. I think Pants is gonna surprise people with his attacking flair. Myself and Billy will get bored halfway during the season when we realise we have to commit to stuff.

A lot of faces I don't recognise from BAP so total uknowns for me. Tommy should be good. Saint will be considered. Wincho could be the surprise package. Gonna be an interesting first set of games

1. Gambit – Why not?

2. Pants McSkill – he is my BAP team manager and I don’t want to play in defence. Deffo has some attacking skills and a head for tinkering.

3. kirky72 – is he from Liverpool? I always say his name with a scouse accent.

4. TommyMat - Always the bridesmaid never the bride

5. zapp0mus1c – he has numbers for letters – he must be good 1!111!!!!!

6. SaintM – In the middle, on the fence, grey area, non extreme, a nice cup of horlicks before bed

7. OneDaveBamber – mid table mediocrity because I think it will annoy him

8. Charliemouse – that is one aggressive rodent

9. xyzgames – apologies but I have no idea

10. Billybrown – I think he will run out of steam mid season

11. FuntimeDave – having played with my team, it is not looking good

12. Wancho – just shit, honestly proper shit (actually having first pick in the league I expect him to do well but, you know, I felt obliged)

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Pants McSkill

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Predictions time!

1. Pants McSkill - People born this good-looking are never losers.

2. Kirky72 - Band new and one of Ricky's lot, a good team pick and my tip for the dark horse

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3. Gambit - Quality player, but a lack of pace up front will see him drop a couple of wins

4. OneDaveBamber - a passion for the 'Pool will drive him on

5. TommyMat - Dangerous going forward, great at the back, undone by his team

6. Billy Brown - Perhaps the best team pick in the league, Billy's been seriously improving over the last few months

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7. FuntimeDave - Skills better than this league on his day, but will get distracted by the release of COD: Black Ops

8. Zapp0mus1c - Unknown - but other posts suggest he's no muppet

9. xyzgames - Another unknown, but CSKA are more than good enough to avoid relegation

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10. CharlieMouse - Too busy trying sort out the mess of a season City will have in BAP

11. SainM - Robots like sequences, so relegation yet again will be hard to resist for his inner processor

12. Wincho - Fat.

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1. XyZgames - was quality last season beat me twice, but i owned him in the cup

2. TommyMAT - if i get the team i actually wanted then there will be stopping me

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3. Gambit - Meeeeerrrrrr

4. Kirky72 - played with him over at DVDF good player should get in playoffs

5. Pants McSkill - proper sound fella to nice to finish any higher

6. Billy Brown - half decent, nice team should finish mid point

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7. FuntimeDave - dont know much about the team dunno much about his 1v1 skills

8. Zapp0mus1c - been playing with him for a couple of years hard to break down

9. SaintM - on a down hill spiral really seems to think the lower down you finish the better you are (going off previous seasons)

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10. CharlieMouse - another difficult player to play against although i think i put 8 past him last season

11. OneDaveBamber - crap team what else can i say

12. Wincho - erm just put him there cos other people did sorry mate,

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Charliemouse

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1. Gambit - One of my City boys so maybe I am being a little biased here.

2. XYZgames - CSKA are a awesome team and Wagner Love will lead him to glory

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3. Billy Brown - Schalke are a top team

4. Kirky72 - Dont know him but he sounds good.

5. FuntimeDave - Seems a lovely chap and I think wearing Palmero's pink kit will suit his style.

6. Wincho - His big booming voice scares me so I think he will do well.

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7. Pants - Could well be the leagues surprise package

8. SaintM - Not the best team to be fair so may well struggle this season.

9. TommyMat- Good player but his crappy team will let him down.

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10. Zappo - He beat me last season but Bordeaux are fucking shit.

11. OneDaveBamber - Blackpool could well be his downfull , unless Charlie Adam can bang in the goals for him.

12. Charliemouse - Sampdoria are fucking shit, I am doomed

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1. SaintM - He runs the joint - be nice and remember - he can see what you rate him

2. Gambit - Team suits style of Fifa 11 and a handy player too

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3. Wincho - He da man

4. xyzgames - ?

5. Zapp0 - ?

6. TommyDoorMAT - Will strugge with his very odd team pick :ph34r:

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7. CharlieNice - Nice guy but struggling with his team

8. Kirky72 - ?

9. Billy Browneye - Really don't know why he hangs around with the nerd herd. You're better than that Billy

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10. OnePointBamber - Blackpo'lol

11. Pants McShit - Putting in the hours saves him the embarassment of .......

12. Funtimewank - Only in this league because there was a sapce that needed filling. I sometimes wonder if he has fingers and thumbs

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tyler

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Also do i remember seeing that we could play any game fixture as long as we didn't post the match report in this thread???

You can but it's not encouraged and games should ideally only be played out of sequence when one of you will be away in the two week fixture window.

Plus, any hint of games being played early can now result in points deductions or removal from the league for repeat offenders. Check the latest update to the steering group thread.

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