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It's amazing how much confusion you can sow in your very own office by not using Google.

Simply using phrases such as:

"I don't know the answer. Let me Bing that for you"


"I tried Lycos-ing myself and came up empty"

Or even

"I just can't seem to nail the right input interpretatation when I Wolfram Lady Gaga"

... will make your colleagues stare at you as if you're some sort of alchemist.

What happens to you when you don't Google? (Other than not getting any meaningful results of course).

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Hmm, from now on I think I will replace google with gargle in my daily verbiage, to see if I get any raised eyebrows.

'I just gargled Tom Daley to see if he was gay - the results were inconclusive.'

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