Terror search

[DirkCrisis]

It's amazing how much confusion you can sow in your very own office by not using Google.

Simply using phrases such as:

"I don't know the answer. Let me Bing that for you"

Or

"I tried Lycos-ing myself and came up empty"

Or even

"I just can't seem to nail the right input interpretatation when I Wolfram Lady Gaga"

... will make your colleagues stare at you as if you're some sort of alchemist.

What happens to you when you don't Google? (Other than not getting any meaningful results of course).

[oli]

I'll Altavista that and get back to you

[snowbind]

Jeeves don't know shit!

[Chosty]

"Let me Encyclopaedia Britannica that for you."

[Mr. Pickle]

"Let me realjohnpeat that for you"

[chris on the moon]

I don't have an office, or any friends, so I can't try this out.

Look at this cool website I found on hotbot though - http://weatherzombie.com/

[Monkeyspill]

Jeeves don't know shit!

http://uk.ask.com/web?q=Do+you+know+shit%3F&qsrc=0&o=0&l=dir&search=

[danbot]

I used to rely on TheSarge but he's been down since christmas.

[snowbind]

http://uk.ask.com/we...0&l=dir&search=

[Plums]

"Let me realjohnpeat that for you"

Please, someone make this happen.

[bradigor]

Let me pop to the library and check the papers.

[Hello Goaty ♥]

http://www.ninja.com

Deadly Accurate!

[Blooming Marvellous]

dogpile. It's better than all he others because it searches them all!

[amc]

"Sorry my Encarta cd is all scratched up, you'll have to find out the old fashioned way"

[PaB]

Why would you not just "google" though?

[ZOK]

Hmm, from now on I think I will replace google with gargle in my daily verbiage, to see if I get any raised eyebrows.

'I just gargled Tom Daley to see if he was gay - the results were inconclusive.'