Liverpool Football Club Thread

[bradigor]

Only three teams have scored less than Salah this season. Just not good enough from him.

[Azrael]

That cunt Tyler still going on about how Mane could have been sent off while disregarding the Pulisic and Mount incidents 

[CheekyLee]

Where the fuck has Kovacic found that from?

[glb]

FFS.

[p b]

Oh do fuck off

[reef]

Henderson not helping anyone with his passing today.

[Azrael]

Neville and Tyler both need to fuck off. The simultaneous jizzing of their pants is embarrassing 

[Chewylegs]

Loving this unbiased commentary.  Tyler creams his pants when Kovavic scores, barely leaves his monotonous tone when Salah scored.

 

Hang on, add the Pulisic goal to that as well.

 

Weve lost control of this game much like the ref has.

 

 

[glb]

Feels like that 4-2 FA Cup game from the 90s. Fucking Tories.

[Stigweard]

Just now, Pockets said:

I don’t actually mind it from Neville. Everyone knows his history and he’s got reasons to hate Liverpool that are fair enough and part of the fun. Same thing the other way with Carragher. 
 

Tyler, though, is supposed to be the neutral pro in the middle but he’s just a fucking shit.  

 

Nah fuck that, put some unbiased commentary on over this bullshit one sided affair. There's people at home who have to listen to these cunts creaming themselves when people score against us but badly raise a decibel when we do. I also include Carra in this. There are certain games they shouldn't be on. Amazon have it right when it comes to the commentary.

[Gabe]

Defensively all over the place and you feel Chelsea will have all the momentum now in the second half. It'll be a long 45 minutes!

[davidcotton]

15 minutes ago, Azrael said:

That cunt Tyler still going on about how Mane could have been sent off while disregarding the Pulisic and Mount incidents 

You are aware of Tyler I suppose?  Man U bias etc. 

[CheekyLee]

Have the play-by-play be neutral, but let the colour be as biased as they like. Tyler is terrible, end of. Neville can make sex noises, and then be pissed off when we win!

[Stigweard]

5 minutes ago, CheekyLee said:

Have the play-by-play be neutral, but let the colour be as biased as they like. Tyler is terrible, end of. Neville can make sex noises, and then be pissed off when we win!

 

I can't wait till Tyler retires. I find him terrible even on other games. Cliched old dinosaur.

[Stigweard]

These late offsides are pissing me off

[glb]

Tyler is a minge. He should have been biffed years ago.

 

No fan of Neville or Carragher either. Shit bantz pundits.

[Azrael]

Mendy go away ffs 

[glb]

Need Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to remember he’s a really good footballer and smash in a winner so good even Martin Tyler doesn’t sound like his mum’s been run over when it goes in.

[Adrock]

Havertz's elbow/forearm was almost a carbon copy of Mane's. No yellow card for him though, consistency is key.

[ilpostino]

That's a dive there, from Kovacic. Expecting them to score from it now.

[Chewylegs]

Drogba style shenanigans from Chelsea today.

[Keiths_Dad]

Another dive there as well. They're just throwing themselves down at every opportunity now, and the ref's buying it every time.

[CheekyLee]

Chelsea players going groundwards every chance they get.  Anthony Taylor snapping up every scrap Chelsea offer.

[reef]

Anthony Taylor is an absolute dogshit of a referee. He’s giving them everything now. Any contact, they go down, free kick. Any dive, they go down, free kick. Any elbows in the face, fair challenge.

[Chewylegs]

Is Jorginho on yet as I feel there is a soft penalty coming up.

[Stigweard]

From the 40th minute onwards we've been utter dogshit. 

[ilpostino]

Fabinho and Henderson have been miles off it today, really poor with the ball.

[glb]

Infuriating. Two points from nine, and four dropped from winning positions. Been a shite festive period.

[Stigweard]

More points dropped from a dominant winning position.  

 

Title is gone. Sorry to sound so defeatist but where do City drop points? All the neutrals will be happy though I suppose as they wanted this for the league over us winning anything 

[Azrael]

We suffered 90 minutes of Martin Tyler for that shite. 2022 another shiter of a year