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Geddit, 'raps'. As in wraps. I'm so funny!...

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(This thread was originally called Liberty X Loves Videogames - Musician sez: What rhymes with innuendo?)

Rllmuk gaming songwriters' thread

Makes you think, huh? Think what, I don't actually know.

(Lyrics from Liberty X's 'I Just Wanna')

So ya full of every little anecdote

I wanna hear ya hit a different note

You're the way I wanna rock your boat

Just right, just right

I'm in a place you've never been before

So check yourself before you bang on my door

Be prepared and ready to explore

We gonna take this higher

I don't mind those accusations

They're just a one-way conversation

And I don't need no complications

Alright alright

We don't have to go the distance

So drop your…. resistance

Feels much better when you got assistance

And you're gonna be mine

Chorus

I don't want you to treat me right

I just wanna uh uh

And I don't need you to spend the night

I only wanna uh uh

Don't assume you're doing me wrong

If you wanna uh uh

I just wanna go…. all night long

Peel the wrapping see what's underneath

Licking your lips cause it taste so sweet

I'll make your day, I'll make your whole damn week

If you , if you

Gimme a feeling like I've never known

No limitations you can make your own

And when it's over don't look over your shoulder

Get up and go…..

Pick me up on every innuendo

Play me like the new nintendo

When you're done, it's around we go

Back to the start

There's nothing wrong with being superficial

Load me up pull the trigger just like a pistol

And then… there goes the whistle

It's all over now

Chorus

I don't want you to treat me right

I just wanna uh uh

And I don't need you to spend the night

I only wanna uh uh

Don't assume you're doing me wrong

If you wanna uh uh

I just wanna go…. all night long

I just wanna be with you

Won't ask you any questions

Don't care where you take me to

Just don't make me your possession

No matter what goes down tonight

We'll go our seperate ways by the mornin' light

But till then you gotta do me right

But I don't need, don't need

Chorus

I don't want you to treat me right

I just wanna uh uh

And I don't need you to spend the night

I only wanna uh uh

Don't assume you're doing me wrong

If you wanna uh uh

I just wanna go…. all night long

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As if they are going to play Nintendo! That's for kids. What they want it.

You know you give me a big old boney

I'll Dual Shock you like you're playing on Sony

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I love your norks that bounce as you dance

I want to get my hands on them like me Game Boy Advance

Addictive stuff this song writing.

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Most pointless thread ever.

Anyway, on to Placebo's cover of the Smith's Bigmouth Strike Again:

Sweetness

Sweetness I was only joking when I said

I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

Oh sweetness

Sweetness I was only joking when I said

By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose

And her Discman started to melt

Bigmouth la da dum da da

Bigmouth la da da da, bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

In the human race

Oh

Bigmouth la da dum da da

Bigmouth la da da da

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

In the human race

And now I know how Joan of arc felt

Now I know how Joan of arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose

And her megadrive started to melt

Bigmouth la da dum da da

Bigmouth la da da da

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

In the human race

Oh

Bigmouth la da dum da da

Bigmouth la da da da bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

In the human race.

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Nice rhyming work there. Do one for Xbox, GBA SP® and also Vecrex. Oh, and Atari VCS too. Thanks.

A challenge, woo!

1.

Oh baby girl you really are a fox

I'm gonna get Live on you, just like my Xbox

2.

I love to cover you in my golden wee

Not has so much fun since my shiny SP

3.

Your wonder bra it leaves me vexed

Wireframe graphics like me crusty vextrex

4.

Your breasts are just like paddles you see

Atari VCS is the place to be

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A challenge, woo!

1.

Oh baby girl you really are a fox

I'm gonna get Live on you, just like my Xbox

At least you didn't say 'up the sex-box' :huh:

Don't be cheeky now Julia you just won't last,

I'll turn you over and....

I mean yes! Phew! Don't want to be too dirty.

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But you're rhyming like a white boy... or John Barnes :huh:

No offence.

Well funnily enough, I am white, and John Barnes is my favourite ever footballer!

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I was only playing. :huh:

Heh well even so your comments were spot on and referenced Johnny B. I was obsessed with him as a kid. Not that he was a direct role model for me, him being much taller, fitter, black, and left footed. The opposite of me really! But he was great, one of the most underatted footballers this country has ever seen.

Until he got injured and fat.

Anyway it's a special subject for me from my childhood. I'll be quiet now, and get back in the box.

Regardless I've been writing a lot of crap poetry recently, in that style, so it's fun.

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What style of song do you want? I'll try to put all those consoles and more in a vaguely normal sounding song. :huh:

well, seeing as you've put your avatar glasses on(and new face, pedants) for the occasion hmmm, how about some school band pop trash like Busted, a nice catchy little chorus we can all sing along to :blink:

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What style of song do you want? I'll try to put all those consoles and more in a vaguely normal sounding song.  :huh:

In the style of Paul Weller! Yeah!

Or Phil Collins, with lots of drums.

Do i heard children crying over my musical tastes?

*edit* Actually I'd love to hear Bowie sing about the Master System.

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well, seeing as you've put your avatar glasses on(and new face, pedants) for the occasion hmmm, how about some school band pop trash like Busted, a nice catchy little chorus we can all sing along to :blink:

:huh:

die

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Busted? Liberty Kiss? Bad? What the hell is wrong with you people?!? It's musical genius!!!

It's musical Gene pool fall out you mean.

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No, not new face, same face, different hairstyle

A busted song? oh come on :huh: that's as bad as liberty x

I suddenly realised it was the same face as soon as I clicked add reply, I remember seeing your last avatar just after watching the breakfast club and for some strange reason made an association with the girl from that, lol, apologies

What I won't apologise for though is my Busted recommendation, if its as bad as Liberty X that must mean its great, you know you love it really, its okay, I won't tell anyone, you can type it in small yellow font if you want :blink:

PS Thanks for the support Ianos, absolutely right

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