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I got a letter from Nintendo today...

...opened it and read it: said they were suckers.

They wanted me to buy a game or whatever

Picture me giving a damn, I said never

Here is a publisher that gave a damn

About a gamer in the EU

Because I never did

I wasn't with it but just that very minute...

It occurred to me the suckers had authority

Cold sweatin' as I dwell in PAL hell

How long as it been?

Been waiting for Animal Crossin'

I gotta get it but I thought this thought before

I contemplated becoming a import whore

All I want is game that's fun

But a gamer like me begun to play another one

I'd go import just this one time but they drew the line y'all

And treat it like it's some crime

I got a letter, I got a letter, I got a letter...

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Got mine last week, no problems whatsoever. Sent them my HMV receipt for 1080 Avalanche and got the Zelda disc within a week of sending. Nintendo love me.

They stamped the receipt with 'Received...' I presume to stop people sending it off again for another copy.

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I got a letter from Nintendo today...

...opened it and read it: said they were suckers.

They wanted me to buy a game or whatever

Picture me giving a damn, I said never

Here is a publisher that gave a damn

About a gamer in the EU

Because I never did

I wasn't with it but just that very minute...

It occurred to me the suckers had authority

Cold sweatin' as I dwell in PAL hell

How long as it been?

Been waiting for Animal Crossin'

I gotta get it but I thought this thought before

I contemplated becoming a import whore

All I want is game that's fun

But a gamer like me begun to play another one

I'd go import just this one time but they drew the line y'all

And treat it like it's some crime

I got a letter, I got a letter, I got a letter...

now that's genius B)

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...opened it and read it: said they were suckers.

They wanted me to buy a game or whatever

Picture me giving a damn, I said never

Here is a publisher that gave a damn

About a gamer in the EU

Because I never did

I wasn't with it but just that very minute...

It occurred to me the suckers had authority

Cold sweatin' as I dwell in PAL hell

How long as it been?

Been waiting for Animal Crossin'

I gotta get it but I thought this thought before

I contemplated becoming a import whore

All I want is game that's fun

But a gamer like me begun to play another one

I'd go import just this one time but they drew the line y'all

And treat it like it's some crime

I got a letter, I got a letter, I got a letter...

now that's genius B)

that's Tricky ain't it?

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Ulala was patently rephrasing the Tricky cover. I mean, stop being pedantic, you feckless jackass.

Yes clearly Ulala was paraphrasing the lesser-known word-for-word cover and not the original version.

I'm very disappointed it was just the start. If you ever bother to finish it Ulala, please post it on here.

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I got told on the phone that online receipts were allowed. and so I will complain ;)

Ah, it was you that said it then. :rolleyes:

I was going to go to the effort of forging an amazon receipt, but now I can't even be arsed to jump through that deceitful, dishonest hoop for this collectors disc jobber any more. It's not like I don't have an N64 and a copy of Majoras mask, I do (albeit covered in dust, with a creaky analogue stick). I'm hoping pretty soon it'll be emulated near-perfectly on the Xbox, if it isn't already. I've not been on the ball lately when it comes to these things...

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