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Sonic The Hedgehog (Live Action) Nov 2019

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This is going to be so good. As long as it’s proud of how ridiculous it is, and it doesn’t shoehorn lots of Sonic tropes for the sake of it (it doesn’t need him collecting rings). Just give me a hedgehog transformed through an experiment of some kind who has to save the world and I’m in.

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1 hour ago, Naieve said:

if this movie doesn't open with a big dirty SEEEGAAAAA splash screen then they have fucking goofed

 

Also a trippy bonus scene at the end of each act.

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If it’s accurate to Sonic 2 he should spend every battle in a weirdly inaccessible corner while Tails fights, dies, and floats back in from off screen to fight again.

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49 minutes ago, Paulando said:

This is going to be so good. As long as it’s proud of how ridiculous it is, and it doesn’t shoehorn lots of Sonic tropes for the sake of it (it doesn’t need him collecting rings). Just give me a hedgehog transformed through an experiment of some kind who has to save the world and I’m in.

 

I'm game with that BUT he has to wag that finger at some point.

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I can’t tell if they are trying to hype up the big full reveal of what Sonic will look like, or if they are trying to hold back revealing him as long as they can because of how awful it looks.

 

Detective Pikachu had the best approach in ripping all of the bandaids off.

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3 hours ago, Lorfarius said:

Better look:

 

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I can't make any sense out of this either.

 

Has he run across the bridge and gone so fast he has time to sit down and watch his own motion blur catching up to him?

 

Has he run across the bridge and he's gone so fast we can still see the after image of his creepy human legs? This would mean we were SAT IN HIS LAP.

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Well, if they've got one thing right I am absolutely on tenterhooks waiting for a trailer now as it's hard to see this as anything other than cataclysmically misjudged. I wish I could see the reaction of my ten year old self to all this!

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"Sonic (Ben Schwartz) is a tearaway teenage rebel hedgehog living in the forest near Green Hills, Montana. He was mutated by experiments by Doctor Robotnik (Jim Carrey), along with several other animals, who escaped years ago and now live in peace. Tails and Knuckles aren't mentioned in the script, but it can be inferred they're around.

 

Doctor Robotnik's experiments centered around ancient golden Incan rings, which the animals took with them when they escaped. Sonic is restless and wants to see the world. He's caught speeding in Green Hills town and arrested by the sheriff, Tom (Marsden). He quickly becomes a viral sensation online, and draws the attention of Dr. Robotnik, who comes to Green Hills to get back the rings. Despite Tom trying to protect Sonic, he's captured by Robotnik and taken to his government lab. Tom is able to break inside with the help of town locals who have befriended Sonic, and together they free him. A last stand takes place in Green Hills as Robotnik launches an assault with gadgets and robots he's created, but is foiled by traps laid by the townsfolk and Sonic. Robotnik is blown up, survives, and is then arrested for his illegal experiments becoming public. Sonic is hailed as a hero, but rather than wanting to see the world, he decides he wants to stay and protect his home, Green Hills. Ends with him running down a highway."

 

 

Is this real?

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On the basis of that thumbnail, I suspect that they accidentally bought the rights to some Sonic furry erotica they found online, rather than the game.

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7 hours ago, Naieve said:

if this movie doesn't open with a big dirty SEEEGAAAAA splash screen then they have fucking goofed

 

I'd rather it didn't.

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